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Old January 23rd 17, 09:37 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:29:18 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.01.2017 03:00, NEMO wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:33:53 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:



And whenever a gay gust passes,
And you're just an ordinary two-wheeled pansy.

It quivers as if with pain,
For the butterfly soul within it
Longs for the winds again.

And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


The ONLY ****ing thing you can ****ing do right is get ****ing
squashed by a ****ing bus!

O dainty Pansy! hooded all in blue,
With chastely folding cloak of green,
A maid whom Eros never knew,
Nor Love has Seen!
I yet must fancy, scarce dreamt by thee
That 'neath thy most discreetest thought
There lurks a will which may be taught
By Love - and me!

I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
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Old January 23rd 17, 01:59 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:29:18 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


O dainty Pansy! hooded all in blue,
With chastely folding cloak of green,
A maid whom Eros never knew,
Nor Love has Seen!
I yet must fancy, scarce dreamt by thee
That 'neath thy most discreetest thought
There lurks a will which may be taught
By Love - and me!

I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.
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Old January 24th 17, 10:09 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:29:18 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


O dainty Pansy! hooded all in blue,
With chastely folding cloak of green,
A maid whom Eros never knew,
Nor Love has Seen!
I yet must fancy, scarce dreamt by thee
That 'neath thy most discreetest thought
There lurks a will which may be taught
By Love - and me!

I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,
Moonstone,
Sardonyx,
Opal
Among the tall mountains, in a sunny pure sky shortest day,
It was a neat picnic of the fascinating Motacilla Alba and M A Personata
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Old January 24th 17, 02:49 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,


Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy?
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Old January 25th 17, 09:51 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,


Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy?

New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds, we've dug
Oh goodness, me, those pansy faces are smiling up at me!
Petunias in their pastel coats, are dressed like royalty
Queen of all in velvet robes, the iris crowns them all!
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Old January 25th 17, 02:02 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,


Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy?

New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds


Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses.
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Old January 26th 17, 10:14 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,

Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy?

New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds


Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses.

Spring was here
The dark skies opened
Its canopy for pristine clouds
To crown the blue mountains
I opened the windows
To breathe in its freshness
Smiled at the love birds
That had made their winter home
In the corners of my home
Twittering and shrieking
When I rolled up
Their covered enclosures
I walked in my pansy quad
Glowed to see the saplings
Of the seeds I had sown
A season ago
Had started flowering
The pansies smiled in the ferns
Like school children in a play
Everyday I saw their stages
From budding to blooming
Like the birth of my children
In a season of love
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Old January 26th 17, 01:50 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,

Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy?

New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds


Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses.

Spring was here
The dark skies opened


And there's a two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus that didn't see him!
LOLOK
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Old January 27th 17, 09:53 AM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On 27.01.2017 02:50, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,

Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy?

New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds

Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses.

Spring was here
The dark skies opened


And there's a two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus that didn't see him!
LOLOK

I do my thing
A robot man
This tough old digger me
They've taught me well
To block my heart
A soldier now I be.
I cradle him within my arms
This man I helped to kill.
Now I think about him quite a lot
And I guess I always will.

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Old January 27th 17, 02:16 PM posted to uk.rec.driving,uk.rec.cycling
NEMO
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Default The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents

On Fri, 27 Jan 2017 22:53:14 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 27.01.2017 02:50, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote:


The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry.

Heather with amazing colors,
Hollyhock and hyacinth,
Pansy and pink,

Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy?

New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds

Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses.

Spring was here
The dark skies opened


And there's a two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus that didn't see him!
LOLOK

I do my thing


And the bus does its thing...and you end up under it pancake style!
 




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