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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:29:18 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 22.01.2017 03:00, NEMO wrote: On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 22:33:53 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: And whenever a gay gust passes, And you're just an ordinary two-wheeled pansy. It quivers as if with pain, For the butterfly soul within it Longs for the winds again. And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. The ONLY ****ing thing you can ****ing do right is get ****ing squashed by a ****ing bus! O dainty Pansy! hooded all in blue, With chastely folding cloak of green, A maid whom Eros never knew, Nor Love has Seen! I yet must fancy, scarce dreamt by thee That 'neath thy most discreetest thought There lurks a will which may be taught By Love - and me! I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:29:18 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: O dainty Pansy! hooded all in blue, With chastely folding cloak of green, A maid whom Eros never knew, Nor Love has Seen! I yet must fancy, scarce dreamt by thee That 'neath thy most discreetest thought There lurks a will which may be taught By Love - and me! I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 23.01.2017 03:12, NEMO wrote: On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 22:29:18 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: O dainty Pansy! hooded all in blue, With chastely folding cloak of green, A maid whom Eros never knew, Nor Love has Seen! I yet must fancy, scarce dreamt by thee That 'neath thy most discreetest thought There lurks a will which may be taught By Love - and me! I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Moonstone, Sardonyx, Opal Among the tall mountains, in a sunny pure sky shortest day, It was a neat picnic of the fascinating Motacilla Alba and M A Personata |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy? |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy? New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds, we've dug Oh goodness, me, those pansy faces are smiling up at me! Petunias in their pastel coats, are dressed like royalty Queen of all in velvet robes, the iris crowns them all! |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote: On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy? New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses. |
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On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 25.01.2017 03:49, NEMO wrote: On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 23:09:26 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 24.01.2017 02:59, NEMO wrote: On Mon, 23 Jan 2017 22:37:38 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes. After all I ride a ****ing bicycle. And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great compliment. We must be doing something right. The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy? New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses. Spring was here The dark skies opened Its canopy for pristine clouds To crown the blue mountains I opened the windows To breathe in its freshness Smiled at the love birds That had made their winter home In the corners of my home Twittering and shrieking When I rolled up Their covered enclosures I walked in my pansy quad Glowed to see the saplings Of the seeds I had sown A season ago Had started flowering The pansies smiled in the ferns Like school children in a play Everyday I saw their stages From budding to blooming Like the birth of my children In a season of love |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:23 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote: On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy? New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses. Spring was here The dark skies opened And there's a two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus that didn't see him! LOLOK |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On 27.01.2017 02:50, NEMO wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:23 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote: On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy? New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses. Spring was here The dark skies opened And there's a two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus that didn't see him! LOLOK I do my thing A robot man This tough old digger me They've taught me well To block my heart A soldier now I be. I cradle him within my arms This man I helped to kill. Now I think about him quite a lot And I guess I always will. |
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The relative unimportance that speeding plays in road accidents
On Fri, 27 Jan 2017 22:53:14 +1300, Peter Keller
wrote: On 27.01.2017 02:50, NEMO wrote: On Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:23 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: On 26.01.2017 03:02, NEMO wrote: On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 22:51:58 +1300, Peter Keller wrote: The ONLY thing you can do right is get squashed by a bus/lorry. Heather with amazing colors, Hollyhock and hyacinth, Pansy and pink, Do you wear pink lycra, you two-wheeled pansy? New sprouts of cosmos spring alive in flowerbeds Dead sprouts of two wheeled pansies deceased under buses. Spring was here The dark skies opened And there's a two-wheeled pansy lying under a bus that didn't see him! LOLOK I do my thing And the bus does its thing...and you end up under it pancake style! |
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