"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny

If I ever got that comment, although the only comment close to that I've
gotten is "What happened to your bike?" .. I didn't respond because I
turned the corner and they left my field of view. I usually just
abruptly smile or give a "..yeah." Someone seriously thought it was a
bike though missing stuff, staring at it like a hawk.

I've always thought of an amusing comeback "I have a handicap. I'm two
wheel impaired."


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On a couple of occasions I've replied:

\ " I n e v e r l e a r n e d t o r i d e a t w
o - w h e e l e r \ "


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patmoore wrote:
On a couple of occasions I've replied:

\ " I n e v e r l e a r n e d t o r i d e a t w
o - w h e e l e r \ "


haha... the other day i was messing with this kid and he accually
believed me when i told him that i couldn't control two wheels at
once ... i said it took too much concentration.haha


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cathwood wrote:
What worries me about all this is that there must be times when we
inadvertantly do the "Where's the other wheel" joke about something
else.

No worries! Have fun with it. We've paid our dues. Personally, I look
for the opportunity.

I was riding my Coker once when a guy on a fancy recumbent bike came
from the opposite direction. I shouted, from atop my Coker, "Get a
regular bike!"


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while I was at work (I work at a cub scout day camp) one of the adults
thought it was funny to point out I lost my other wheel, and since I
really didn't want to be mean I said "yeah" when I was thinking my
reply, "you've lost your creativity" and he said "maybe you should work
at the circus next year" and I was thinking "maybe you should learn
about unicycling." but I said "no thanks I like working here and they
don't hire people with unicycles who aren't clowns..." and he walked
away laughing at his jokes...


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