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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
It's remarkable how people all around the world joke that we've lost a wheel, and think they're funny. Or do they? Today someone remarked "that's an unusual bike". I replied, "yeah, I've lost a wheel." The guy burst out in laughter as if it was the best joke he'd ever heard. I conclude that the "lost a wheel" remarks must be seriously funny if you hear (or use) them for the first time. Unfortunately, I can't remember my first hearing it... Klaas Bil -- Klaas Bil ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Klaas Bil's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/3442 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
I think it is like when I worked in a shop and, when I held money up to the light to check it was genuine, people would say "It's good, I only printed it this morning". People think they are funny because they don't hear it very often but don't realise how often you hear it. I had a strange one the other day, someone called out "A bike has two wheels". But that wasn't a joke, that was a statement of fact. -- lsd Lucas raped me www.myspace.com/unicyclingfreak ------------------------------------------------------------------------ lsd's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/8700 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
As much as I hate the idea, on a ride recently one guy at least good timing. He shouted, "You lost something?" I looked back just to be sure something didn't fall out of my camelbak or whatever. "Your Other Wheel" He shouted. Still annoying, but at least presented the joke well with good comedic timing. -- ThisGuyIKnow ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ThisGuyIKnow's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/10203 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
Careful! You may have just found 'The Funniest Joke in the World' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fun..._in_the_World). See the 'Monty Python sketch' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g) for applicable warnings about the dangers of such a joke. Fortunately as unicyclists we are immune and do not find the joke at all funny. But the rest of the world is at great risk. Should we choose to use the joke for evil the results would be devastating. -- john_childs john_childs (att) hotmail (dott) com Team Never Wash Your Muni Gallery: http://gallery.unicyclist.com/john_childs 'Unicycling Bookmark List' (http://backcountry.unicyclist.com/) :: 'World Clock' (http://tinyurl.com/2blym3) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ john_childs's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/449 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
I live in Israel and everyone I mean everyone always asks "where is the other wheel?" or comments on that "I have lost a wheel" or asks me "are you in a circus?" or "Wh are you riding half a bike?" (All statements are in Hebrew of course.) I guess that The average persons association with Unicycles are the same world wide and accross cultures and languages. I guess it just goes to show how similiar people are. Unicorn -- Unicorn Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the pedals, and you will accomplish great feats! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Unicorn's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12801 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
People ask me the same thing in Czech all the time as well. Jokesters just can't pass up the opportunity we present for an easy zinger...and it looks like it occurs in many languages. -- jmando Starving in the belly, starving in the belly, starving in the belly of a whale ------------------------------------------------------------------------ jmando's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/14821 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
john_childs wrote: Careful! You may have just found 'The Funniest Joke in the World' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fun..._in_the_World). See the 'Monty Python sketch' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g) for applicable warnings about the dangers of such a joke. Fortunately as unicyclists we are immune and do not find the joke at all funny. But the rest of the world is at great risk. Should we choose to use the joke for evil the results would be devastating. And now here is the joke, tested on a soldier, from a range of 80 Yards. Frightening! -- tobbogonist Technology Savvy. David Willy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ tobbogonist's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12176 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
OKay, we've all heard ridiculous statements while riding. Can anyone tell me what are some good comebacks?? A girl asked if I was joining the circus while I was practicing wheel walking (I just started to learn). "No" was my reply, only because I wasn't thinking about anything at the moment. A security guard told me I couldn't ride in a shopping center I was in. She said "You can't do that here". I should have said "OH, but I am!" So does anyone know a good thread or webpage dedicated to "comebacks"?? -- joejumps4fun ~*Joey* Clipless on a BC is asking for trouble. Check out my videos and more at www.geocities.com/jneigh4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ joejumps4fun's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12476 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
Nevermind, I found some! -- joejumps4fun ~*Joey* Clipless on a BC is asking for trouble. Check out my videos and more at www.geocities.com/jneigh4 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ joejumps4fun's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12476 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Lost a wheel" is seriously funny
joejumps4fun wrote: OKay, we've all heard ridiculous statements while riding. Can anyone tell me what are some good comebacks?? A girl asked if I was joining the circus while I was practicing wheel walking (I just started to learn). "No" was my reply, only because I wasn't thinking about anything at the moment. A security guard told me I couldn't ride in a shopping center I was in. She said "You can't do that here". I should have said "OH, but I am!" So does anyone know a good thread or webpage dedicated to "comebacks"?? The best I found if to ride with a friend so you have to wheels...Pedestrian: "Wheres the other wheel". Rider: "Well we couldn't afford 2 bikes so we decided to just share this one..Good Idea huh?" Or my usual "Well I did a big jump further up the trail causing my bike to break in half, and now I have to ride this half home, and let me tell you its a CHALLENGE!" Or an original...Pedestrian, "Hay your missing a wheel(inster creepy laugh here)!". Rider: *looks down to realize he is right and promptly falls over*, "Hay I was doin fine til you had to point it out!" Edit: Ohh and when its someone your age that asks the Circus joke...."Man clowns are pussies this is extreme unicycling!" -- Unicaw89 CODY [/b]FREAKING[b] WILLIAMS 'PAINFUL UNI VID!!! -----its a vid, click it ' (http://tinyurl.com/yundmf) 'RenegadeJuggling.com ' (renegadejuggling.com)'Koxx-one.com' (koxx-one.com) Spencer Hochberg wrote: If the sun came out at night id be nocturnal.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Unicaw89's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/13531 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/61468 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- ** SPEED ** RETENTION ** COMPLETION ** ANONYMITY ** ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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