Did I miss a full moon?

What a strange night!

It started with me racing a minibike on the Hawthorn
velodrome! Yep, the very same "toy" I mentioned
was becoming popular the other day. Suffice to say...
I kicked its arse!

Some ****** in a Supra or the dodgy Aussie
imitation Celica with XIAN WORLD or something
written all over it decides zipping in front of me with
no indicator is a good idea, then basically pushes a
car out of the way to get back in the other lane (cars
beeping now), then zips out again.. this continued up
the road until I lost him. If you see a purple
Supra/Celica covered in XIAN WORLD, kick his
fscking mirrors off.

Then a guy in a convertible Porsche does the same
"what indicators?" trick. He did a fantastic impression
of the opening scene of Office Space, where the
protagonist's lane is stopped so he changes over and
then that lane stops and the one he was in starts moving..
As soon as Nigel Mansell here had moved into the left
lane, it stopped and the right lane moved forward! I
rode past and congratulated him on his awesome
move (what the hell, I'm a prick!). Convertibles are great,
not only for driver-penile-enhancement but for chatting to
drivers - driver's take note!

Then there was the smiling thumbs up from.. wait for it..
a holden ute driver?!?
Initially I thought he was being sarcastic and that I'd
done something wrong by him, but I ran the last kay
through my head and couldn't think of anything that
would prompt such a reaction, except for the tram
passing. Belting down the hill, the tram was stopping
at one of those stupid kerbside blocks, so I took the
bike lane, tail-whipped the roadie off the exit lip and
bam, in front of everyone! I figure he was
congratulating me on my speed..

hippy