Helmet ******s

As is always the case at this time of the year, some ****** has to bring up
helmets in a way that shows helmet ******s as what they are - stupid ass
blowhards:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3451325.stm

You can take the cowboy out of the country but you can't take the hat off of
the cowboy.

Next: baby safety helmet for any time they're put in strollers.

Tom Kunich wrote:

As is always the case at this time of the year, some ****** has to bring up
helmets in a way that shows helmet ******s as what they are - stupid ass
blowhards:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3451325.stm

You can take the cowboy out of the country but you can't take the hat off of
the cowboy.

Next: baby safety helmet for any time they're put in strollers.

:-)

Can you picture Crocodile Dundee in a foam hat?

How would he attach the animal-claw headband?

"Aw, no, mate, y'can't be puttin' that on there! Why, what if one of
them claws fell off and scratched yer chin? That counts as a head
injury, y'know!"

--
Frank Krygowski [To reply, omit what's between "at" and "cc"]

"Tom Kunich" wrote in message
link.net...
As is always the case at this time of the year, some ****** has to bring
up
helmets in a way that shows helmet ******s as what they are - stupid ass
blowhards:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3451325.stm

You can take the cowboy out of the country but you can't take the hat off
of
the cowboy.

Next: baby safety helmet for any time they're put in strollers.

Christopher Reeves fell from a horse and landed *helmet first* ... fat lotta
good it did him.

C.Q.C.

"Tom Kunich" wrote in message hlink.net...
As is always the case at this time of the year, some ****** has to bring up
helmets in a way that shows helmet ******s as what they are

Hey Tom

Tom since when has the helmet debate been a limited to a certain time
of the year? And besides, it's summer in Australia and winter in
America so you can't say it's due to the weather. Us helmet ******s
like to look after our heads all year 'round, unlike the non-helmet
******s who just don't seem to care at all.

Marty

Marty wrote:
: Us helmet ******s
: like to look after our heads all year 'round, unlike the non-helmet
: ******s who just don't seem to care at all.

& we're off ...

hey, coincidentally look what i rediscovered a few weeks ago. i hadn't
seen these in years.

+-------------------+ .:\:\:/:/:.
| PLEASE DO NOT | :.:\:\:/:/:.:
| FEED THE TROLLS | :=.' - - '.=:
| | '=(\ 9 9 /)='
| Thank you, | ( (_) )
| Management | /`-vvv-'\
+-------------------+ / \
| | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \
| | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\
@x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW
\||||/ | | \| __\,,\ /,,/__
\||/ | | | (______Y______)
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
================================================== ================

.... or alternately:
___________________________
/| /| | |
||__|| | Please don't |
/ O O\__ feed |
/ \ the trolls |
/ \ \ |
/ _ \ \ ----------------------
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \|_|_|/ | __||
/ / \ |____| ||
/ | | /| | --|
| | |// |____ --|
* _ | |_|_|_| | \-/
*-- _--\ _ \ // |
/ _ \\ _ // | /
* / \_ /- | - | |
* ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________


... or:

\|||/
(o o)
,----ooO--(_)-------.
| Please |
| don't feed the |
| TROLL's ! |
'--------------Ooo--'
|__|__|
|| ||
ooO Ooo

... or most simply:

+----------+
| PLEASE |
| DO NOT |
| FEED THE |
| TROLLS |
+----------+
| |
| |
.\|.||/..

tho i don't expect anyone to seriously take the bait, having just had that
particuliarly long winded helmet thread only a few months back. neat ascii
graphics, tho.
--
david reuteler

In article .net,
Tom Kunich wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3451325.stm

You can take the cowboy out of the country but you can't take the hat off of
the cowboy.

First they came for the motorcyclists, but I didn't care because I didn't
ride.
Then they came for the bicyclists, but I said nothing because I didn't
pedal.
Then they came for the cowboys, but I kept quiet because I didn't ride a
horse.

Who's next?


Next: baby safety helmet for any time they're put in strollers.

Ok, who's next after that? Are there any helmet laws that effect more than
20% of any population? Or is it just minorities who get told what to wear?
Easier to get the laws passed when you select some small group, and say, "look
at these risk takers, they do something you don't! They raise your insurance!
Make them wear a funny hat so we can all see that they are different. Isn't
it fun to make other people live they way you want them to live?"

On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 23:51:06 -0500, Q. wrote:

"Tom Kunich" wrote in message
link.net...
As is always the case at this time of the year, some ****** has to bring
up
helmets in a way that shows helmet ******s as what they are - stupid ass
blowhards:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3451325.stm

You can take the cowboy out of the country but you can't take the hat off
of
the cowboy.

Next: baby safety helmet for any time they're put in strollers.

Christopher Reeves fell from a horse and landed *helmet first* ... fat lotta
good it did him.

C.Q.C.

You wouldn't expect it to. I don't see any way a helmet can protect
against neck injury.

--
This transmission is certified free of viruses as no Microsoft products
were used in its preparation or propagation.

snip troll stuff
neat ascii graphics, tho.

Yeah well ... take that ...

http://tinyurl.com/25mqd (way too big to post)

Live long and prosper!

C.Q.C.

In article , "Q." LostVideos-AT-
hotmail.com says...
"Tom Kunich" wrote in message
link.net...
As is always the case at this time of the year, some ****** has to bring
up
helmets in a way that shows helmet ******s as what they are - stupid ass
blowhards:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3451325.stm

You can take the cowboy out of the country but you can't take the hat off
of
the cowboy.

Next: baby safety helmet for any time they're put in strollers.

Christopher Reeves fell from a horse and landed *helmet first* ... fat lotta
good it did him.

He didn't get a head injury, did he? I guess the helmet did its job
G,D&RVVVVVVVVF


--
Dave Kerber
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David Reuteler wrote in message m...
Marty wrote:
: Us helmet ******s
: like to look after our heads all year 'round, unlike the non-helmet
: ******s who just don't seem to care at all.

& we're off ...

hey, coincidentally look what i rediscovered a few weeks ago. i hadn't
seen these in years.

+-------------------+ .:\:\:/:/:.
| PLEASE DO NOT | :.:\:\:/:/:.:
| FEED THE TROLLS | :=.' - - '.=:
| | '=(\ 9 9 /)='
| Thank you, | ( (_) )
| Management | /`-vvv-'\
+-------------------+ / \
| | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \
| | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\
@x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW
\||||/ | | \| __\,,\ /,,/__
\||/ | | | (______Y______)
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
================================================== ================


Awww c'mon Dave, you've only got to wave a helmet at Kunich and he
starts barking. It's good fun!

Marty