The Shed Thread

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:44:00 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:

halfwit

Yet, the tone of the incident and the use of the word 'pain' (which does
not feature in any other narratives) may suggest a deeper type of insult
than those of the earlier examples.



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On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:44:00 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
On 25/04/2012 16:00, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 08:20:59 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

With hindsight, it's unsurprising that the two words,
"mal-informed" and "handyman" made you think I was talking about
you.

"breize" blocks ROFLMAO!!!!

If it was that funny, why didn't you say something yourself?

The possibilities that come to my mind a

1: You didn't want to cause any embarrassment to Bertie, so didn't
mention it.

2: You had no idea what breeze was or how it should be spelled either.

Now, anyone fancy betting which is the more likely?

It's a curious definition you have of '****wit' by the way - it seems
to be "anyone not omniscient, except Dave". Why would you expect
someone to know the etymology of an obsolete building material?

regards, Ian SMith
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On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie Wooster wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.

On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:38:11 +0100, Rob Morley
wrote:

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie Wooster wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.

So, Medwit was wrong, and building a log cabin on concrete blocks, as
I propose doing, is a sound idea.

The cabin is due to be delivered tomorrow. I am not sure that I will
be able to do much until the weekend 12/13 May.

"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message
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On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:38:11 +0100, Rob Morley
wrote:

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie Wooster wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.

So, Medwit was wrong, and building a log cabin on concrete blocks, as
I propose doing, is a sound idea.

No. You initially and wrongly described them as " breize" blocks. No amount
of wriggling is going to change that.

On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:29:14 +0100, "Partac"
wrote:



"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message
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On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:38:11 +0100, Rob Morley
wrote:

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie Wooster wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.

So, Medwit was wrong, and building a log cabin on concrete blocks, as
I propose doing, is a sound idea.

No. You initially and wrongly described them as " breize" blocks. No amount
of wriggling is going to change that.

Yes - I accept that I had the name of the concrete blocks wrong. But I
did include a photograph, from which I would expect a "professional"
handyman to realise my misunderstanding.

The only rational conclusion I can draw is that Medwit is not a very
good handyman. And before you say it, I know that when it comes to
building log cabins I am a complete amateur - though I do know what
good decking looks like.

On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:42:02 +0100, Bertie Wooster
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:38:11 +0100, Rob Morley
wrote:

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie Wooster wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.

So, Medwit was wrong, and building a log cabin on concrete blocks, as
I propose doing

No - you clearly thought that you were putting it on breeze/brieze/breize
blocks

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Bertie Wooster's real name is Tom Crispin.
He uses the name Bertie Wooster so that people involved with
Young Lewisham and Greenwich Cyclists and John Ball primary school
can't see what a tosser he is.

On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 19:20:03 +0100, Judith
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:42:02 +0100, Bertie Wooster
wrote:

On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:38:11 +0100, Rob Morley
wrote:

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie Wooster wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.

So, Medwit was wrong, and building a log cabin on concrete blocks, as
I propose doing

No - you clearly thought that you were putting it on breeze/brieze/breize
blocks

Yes - I have already confessed to my error. However, the fact remains
that Deckwit was unable to decipher the truth from the photos.

On 26/04/2012 15:42, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:38:11 +0100, Rob
wrote:

On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.

Funny how 'dense' and Cwispin go together so well isn't it?

So, Medwit was wrong, and building a log cabin on concrete blocks, as
I propose doing, is a sound idea.

But you proposed to build it on "breize" blocks. You didn't know the
difference between them & concrete blocks did you halfwit?

Wriggling again.
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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On 26/04/2012 11:38, Rob Morley wrote:
On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:56:46 +0100
Bertie wrote:

The blocks I have are these:
http://www.diy.com/nav/build/buildin...k-Grey-9273670

"Dense" is the clue that they're not breeze blocks. Just as well, you
wouldn't want low density blocks for foundations.


"Dense" is the clue that Cwispin didn't have a ****ing clue.

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University