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Automatic transmissions considered harmful
Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing,
a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. I tried to catch up to her, but the next light was green for her and red for me. Hey, nobody died, just venting. -- |
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Automatic transmissions considered harmful
On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 10:57:25 AM UTC-8, Radey Shouman wrote:
Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. I tried to catch up to her, but the next light was green for her and red for me. Hey, nobody died, just venting. -- In my area it was about 37 this morning. I took a ride out to Bay Farm Island and as I got there I was being hit in the face with something hard. Must have been some sort of sticks or dust thrown off of somewhere. I looked around and discovered that it was rain drops at that point just between water and hailstones. They were small and it was very brief. I don't remember seeing that around here before. Though it was common enough up at Lake Tahoe. |
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Automatic transmissions considered harmful
On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote:
Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. |
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On 3/8/2019 3:58 PM, Zen Cycle wrote:
On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote: Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. I took it to mean Radey was riding (say) west to east on a straight road, and the fat girl was driving (say) north to a T stop sign at Radey's road, which she ignored. And she didn't see him because she was looking at her phone. I'm never too bashful to yell loudly in such a situation. But apparently this girl needed more. It's 2019. Why are there still no bike-mounted rocket launchers?? -- - Frank Krygowski |
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On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 5:05:59 PM UTC-5, Frank Krygowski wrote:
On 3/8/2019 3:58 PM, Zen Cycle wrote: On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote: Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. I took it to mean Radey was riding (say) west to east on a straight road, and the fat girl was driving (say) north to a T stop sign at Radey's road, which she ignored. And she didn't see him because she was looking at her phone. I'm never too bashful to yell loudly in such a situation. But apparently this girl needed more. It's 2019. Why are there still no bike-mounted rocket launchers?? -- - Frank Krygowski You need to take the L.A.W. into your own hands (or mount one on each side of your bike) as they are quite light and they are compact when not deployed for use. https://modernfirearms.net/userfiles...2/m72law-1.jpg and https://amp.businessinsider.com/imag...ea-640-320.jpg Cheers |
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On 3/8/2019 5:28 PM, Sir Ridesalot wrote:
On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 5:05:59 PM UTC-5, Frank Krygowski wrote: On 3/8/2019 3:58 PM, Zen Cycle wrote: On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote: Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. I took it to mean Radey was riding (say) west to east on a straight road, and the fat girl was driving (say) north to a T stop sign at Radey's road, which she ignored. And she didn't see him because she was looking at her phone. I'm never too bashful to yell loudly in such a situation. But apparently this girl needed more. It's 2019. Why are there still no bike-mounted rocket launchers?? -- - Frank Krygowski You need to take the L.A.W. into your own hands (or mount one on each side of your bike) as they are quite light and they are compact when not deployed for use. https://modernfirearms.net/userfiles...2/m72law-1.jpg and https://amp.businessinsider.com/imag...ea-640-320.jpg Do they come in carbon fiber? -- - Frank Krygowski |
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On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 7:34:33 PM UTC-5, Frank Krygowski wrote:
On 3/8/2019 5:28 PM, Sir Ridesalot wrote: On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 5:05:59 PM UTC-5, Frank Krygowski wrote: On 3/8/2019 3:58 PM, Zen Cycle wrote: On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote: Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. I took it to mean Radey was riding (say) west to east on a straight road, and the fat girl was driving (say) north to a T stop sign at Radey's road, which she ignored. And she didn't see him because she was looking at her phone. I'm never too bashful to yell loudly in such a situation. But apparently this girl needed more. It's 2019. Why are there still no bike-mounted rocket launchers?? -- - Frank Krygowski You need to take the L.A.W. into your own hands (or mount one on each side of your bike) as they are quite light and they are compact when not deployed for use. https://modernfirearms.net/userfiles...2/m72law-1.jpg and https://amp.businessinsider.com/imag...ea-640-320.jpg Do they come in carbon fiber? -- - Frank Krygowski Almost as good for the size of them = the tubes iirc are fiberglass. They don't weigh much at all. Cheers |
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On 3/8/2019 2:05 PM, Frank Krygowski wrote:
On 3/8/2019 3:58 PM, Zen Cycle wrote: On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote: Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop.Â* Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car.Â* Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed).Â* I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. I took it to mean Radey was riding (say) west to east on a straight road, and the fat girl was driving (say) north to a T stop sign at Radey's road, which she ignored. And she didn't see him because she was looking at her phone. I'm never too bashful to yell loudly in such a situation. But apparently this girl needed more. It's 2019. Why are there still no bike-mounted rocket launchers?? Have we forgotten Spike Bike already? Here's the first online source I found: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~mjh/spike.html Mark J. |
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Zen Cycle writes:
On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote: Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? She was turning right, but took a fairly wide turn. The intersection isn't a right angle, so she had to turn less than 90 degrees. or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? She cut in right ahead of me. I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. -- |
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Frank Krygowski writes:
On 3/8/2019 3:58 PM, Zen Cycle wrote: On Friday, March 8, 2019 at 1:57:25 PM UTC-5, Radey Shouman wrote: Beautiful day today, a balmy 21F this morning, the robins were singing, a woodlot full of tapped sugar maples on the way to work. Riding through the top of a T intersection with a minor road on my right, they have a stop sign, I see a small car that seems not likely to even slow, much less stop. Fortunately the oncoming lane is empty, and I swing out past the yellow line, right alongside the car. Curses (literally, and loudly, but to no effect, windows are closed). I can see the driver, a fat girl, looking down at her cell phone in her gearshift hand, grinning like a fool. OK, you confused me.... The road on the right had a stop sign, the car was coming from the right? If the car was coming from the right and didn't stop, wouldn't they end up running into whatever was on the top of the intersection? or you were both traveling on the top of the T, you saw she wasn't going to stop - you dodged into the oncoming traffic lane, meaning she was coming from behind you? I'm having a hard time picturing this whole scenario. I took it to mean Radey was riding (say) west to east on a straight road, and the fat girl was driving (say) north to a T stop sign at Radey's road, which she ignored. And she didn't see him because she was looking at her phone. I'm never too bashful to yell loudly in such a situation. But apparently this girl needed more. I did indeed yell loudly, and that has worked when windows are open. Not this time, unless she's quite an actress she never guessed I was there. It's 2019. Why are there still no bike-mounted rocket launchers?? I feel almost like buying one of those air horns Hizzoner Scharf suggested. |
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