The Witchdoctors rehab diaries ( oops)

The Witchdoctors rehab diaries ( oops)
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:37:46]
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Amy Winehouse
'Rehab'
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went to th shops
in th car

to get durries

waitin on hot food


frmt h takeaway and

wandered into th hairdressers for a light


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my hair hasnt been cut in

f'n years


they wont cut it


i get to many compliments fr it

just wanna give it a treatment

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conditioner mostly

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th dreadies

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it's ****in wild

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they both say hi to me


every time they catch my eye

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ok

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i am not
goin on australian idol

mungrel

th guy nxt door

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fell out of rehab


one looks like

britney before sh had kids and

th other is well


she's comely

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hairdressers

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Queen
'?'
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hmm

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gunna arrive ****faced
but not so ****faced

ya talk me into leavin as jenny

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someone pulled that a coupel of weeks ago

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wouldnt mind if it drained th testies

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hey ya gotta give everythin a shot


this is livin right

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they been spittin about my moustache for eons

if i sit in th chair


th prick'll be gone

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hmmm

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it's a holdover frm movember

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not shavin my head again

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number ones

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too mny think they

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:43:46]
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Cat Stevens
'Miles From Nowhere'
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can run their fingers thru it

couldnt sing anywhere

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i've never had it go this long

and kept th ringlets

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au nateralle

or some **** like that

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should have an e in it somewhere hey eugene

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damn she's gotten skinny


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pure blonde

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i've never been a hair model

black said to himself laughing

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why wont ya put scissors on it ?


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****n elle

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stay

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i got a shock collar and th booklet on how to use it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:47:21]
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Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
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dirty paulie strikes again

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if it aint cruel fr my dog

shut yr mouth ****

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"wot do u want frm jenny ?'


mellow out black

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i like to try different things

havent been asked to strip in eighteen months

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"ah cmon jenny"

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pirate jenny

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"if i find u wi my body on a catwalk i;ll'

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if it;s drained u wont do a damned thing

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"ya ****in vain bitch"

"u shouldnt have a male body"

but i do

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"not right"
"i'm still in this head"

so

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i live frm me

"so i';ve noticed"


cmon u've ****in lived

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gypsie mafia minder
australia's minder

minder to a bunch of ragtag street muso's

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"only cause u dragged me there"

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we had fun

some wicked fun

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Radiohead
'Creep(acapella)'
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"i been a legend in enough places"

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still alive

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"beats th **** out of me"

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"didnt plan it"

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maybe that;s why

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"due to drop into another skatebowl on one wheel"

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i know i can do it

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"wot do u want ?'

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my daughter wants to grow up in space
so her tits look better


"i know"

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not even born yet

cow

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"not even conceived"

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little ****

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"she's such a chick"
why does that bother u less than me

"more experience wi women"

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****

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"now now jennie"
"smoke this"

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:56:36]
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Canned Heat
'Going Up The Country (Woodstoc'
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funny ****

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i can pull that **** too

"so, it;s still funny"

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[pirate jenny leaves th blog to pull a couple bongs]

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is my son still called
jesus that little boy is well hung ?

"yes jenny"

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he's 12 now

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[huge spider just walked across th ceiling]

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"hey george

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:59:31]
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Powderfinger
'Day You Come'
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"

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how are ya man ?

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th arachnids
wanna come into space wi us paulo

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"so u say"

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we find a place fr em

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cant save th planet
can we ?

goin in

to th black hole

at th centre of th spiral arm

billions of yrs away is

nonsense



is true

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how long doesnt matter

it matters

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wanna save th earth


help build a faster space ship

one that can beat


ftl

faster than light

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anything else

is folly




truly

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they wanna conserve everything and

i'm a real psychic and


i'm cryin

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we wont
have th ability

to move planets

fast enough

to save th bitch


i am sorry

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i can move mountains
it is true

wi my magic but

humanity
doesnt acknowledge it

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rather wait till i die

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i will outlive u

th reader



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:03:34]
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Powderfinger
'Day You Come'
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no ****

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why else have big magic

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i always get th last laugh
everybody hates me fr it

i care factor



why they call me black

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not my skin colour

my disposition

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a hundred yrs frm now
i'll be th flying dutchman

well half dutch

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actually

i'm fudgin th figures on purpose

u wouldnt believe me anyway


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doesnt matter to me

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i'm not goin on australian idol ok

they cant cope wi my rider

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should keep em ****ed fr a bit

famous last words


"nicole kidman's bottom"


dickhead

"saved my life last time"

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is that why ?

"why else"

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ok black

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The Kinks
'Tired of Waiting For You'
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Beats International
'Dub be good to me'
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**** off
th bitch would kill me

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she'd try anyway

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they all do

worse if they love me

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if it;s yr daughter
say it clear and loud


and i'll gladly give th bitch up


just make sure yr magic is up to it

my kids as fractious as their old man

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like devil eyes

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drivin every **** nuts

only since he was born

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actually

for some time before

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sayin his name

when i came

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too magic

th bitch had to


try to kill me

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wot th nurse said


his name


moments after he was born

his birth name


stopped her

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loud mouthed bitch

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my son is jesus


but yes

i walk on water


****in unicycles

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one of my many hats

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when yr religion
gets to
ten thousand yrs old

i'll send it a

birthday card ok




i'll still ****in be here

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well poppin in anyway

till th black hole gets our blue jewel


we'll fight for her though

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we luv th bitch

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:13:12]
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Led Zeppelin
'The Rain Song'
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if we

resolve to save u

will ya get pan off our backs ?

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we understand yr dilemna

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trying to help

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seeing
and feeling

yr distress

i am

talker to things

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pls

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if


we get our ftl drive

we can build th tools we need

and experiment

in other solar systems



to move u


all of it

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to safety

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somewhere behind a dyson sphere

if we can do it


vacuumed space sells at a premium

yr worth it

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well

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we can probly do it
we can do it

we can do anything


but th karma cops

wont let me say how long we got



but i know

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i dont wanna know

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dont wanna know
how many die

gettin our species off to safety

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cant save all

th earlier we start


some always live ont h volcano

they'll stay


and perish

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we wont shed a tear


u chose

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sorry

u chose

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like pompei

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u think th romans gave a **** ?


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u chose to live there

or were banished there



either way

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kinda ruthless

mirrors life

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[pirate jenny is off singing]

[no chicks around]

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oh


th meteor movie is on tonight

deep impact

i'm takin psychic hits already

too many ppl know about me
and wot i do

we watch th skies

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and i'm in rehab

my gift

still firin but


my care factor has slipped

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i'm tryin


just wont reboot

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:20:56]
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Joe Walsh
'The Confessor'
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go to my confessor

my magic diary and


squeel

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havent u asked enough of me ?

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in my heart
i know we'll burn out

a bunch of sensitives

before we get a handle on it



it;s how we do things

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like th space program
the right stuff


if u lived

u had it

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and sometimes

livin wasnt enough

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sailed off th edge

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u sold yr soul th devil ?

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oh dear

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shoulda been smart enough
to sell it also
to th god

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dumb ****

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if yr a creature of balance
u can laugh in th face of both

been there

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kicked out of hell

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get th **** out of here

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gazed th other way and

i dont think so

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ok then

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umm

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i was ****in dead

watched my body

pink up like a new born


five times

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fcuk

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famous last words

nicole kidmans bottom


just have t think it and

my heart restarts


i dotn wanna meet th bitch
in th flesh

wot do i do then ?

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stay away

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i mean it

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cow

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wide hipped bitch

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here carry this

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anythin to keep th bitch at bay

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some things are meant to stay fantasy

i lived too many of mine

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Beats International
'Dub be good to me'
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she wont listen to a word
knwon about me longer

than she will ever let on
****in proposed to th bitch online

a yr to th day before she got married

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i know she says she's happily married

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just fine wi that

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keep her keith
hang onto her wi both hands


way too lethal fr me to play with

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dont know wot i was thinkin

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must be th drugs


blame th drugs



thang

more ****in drugs over here


or i'll chop one yr fingers off ****

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chop chop

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i mean
i'd go indoor budgie hunting in her rose bay mansion


doesnt bear thinkin

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"release th budgies"

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no shotgun blasts thru th windows black
behave yrself

only shoot birds thru works of art
"it;s all art man"

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i dunno

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burn her german car
as a sacrifice

in th front yard



it;s an ash garden man



some witchdoctor thing

likes ford falcons

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:33:37]
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Various Artists
'Everything Starts With An E'
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everything starts with a petrol bomb

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it should run when ya put a key in it

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i dunno

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if th **** reverts to german

i'm burnin th ****in thing


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ok then

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it's polite
to put a sunroof in

with a fireaxe first


it wouldnt start

wot can i say ?

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he made me do it

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well

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hmm

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i know i'll never get th truth

and i can read minds

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The Police
'Every Little Thing She Does is'
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The Kinks
'Do It Again'
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bloody actresses

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th last oen i knew

was my makeup artist

back when i was
surfers paradise's

street entertainer

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darth maul demon faces and

bodypaint

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minka

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at least she could dance

and did good makeup


weird faces

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The Kinks
'Dandy'
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Nirvana
'Lake of Fire'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:46:13]
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Wolfmother
'Colossal'
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one th ten things to do after u die


walk up to hells gates and open th convo with



HEY ****


got me off

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not another ****in aussie

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get th **** out of here ya ****stirrin ****

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i was in bad mood

had sore testicles

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they had just stopped my heart

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u sure u wanna ****in argue wi me **** ?

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hmm

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my rep has travelled far

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umm

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while i'm here

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this ****
this **** and

this **** ok

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no wuckin furries

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cool as

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took me a whiel to reboot
wot female persona

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:50:15]
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Underworld
'Underneath The Radar'
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lities are for

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didnt mind death

could feel those

idiot egyptians


locked in their timeless tombs

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serene but
so ****ed off

we wont bury em and let em rot

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th opposite of immortality

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their flesh is still here

bound to their flesh

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and th magic they had

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**** they scream

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came back frm th other side
relieved to be away frm their screams

preferred th screams of th ****s i;ve killed


least they'll come back

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electrical lifeform
just cause u dont know th purpose of th earth's poles

doesnt mean we're all ****in stupid

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settle down ya *******s
i've retired

much as a hitman can

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u always pay

thang ya ****

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:56:08]
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Foo Fighters
'Foo Fighters - Exhausted'
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**** that

i'm always exhausted

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suppsoed to be in rehab
not hangin out

with th hairdressers

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it was brief

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and i was half cut

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ya realise i'd have to be half cut
to come in

and get this done

ok then

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enough notice
they wont have a full salon


i hope

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wot do u think it needs ?

if u say it;s nickie kidman hair

i;ll drop u

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it always looks good

wild as


untamed

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damn u womble

but it;s not u

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**** off

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man they wanna kill me

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th ****in magic freaks

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i care

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not wi magic ya wont

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not wi my nuts

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i'm a survivalist

all u'll manage to do


is end up dead

which doesnt help humanity a bit

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work otu my magcio index and then

work out

yr metaconcert strength


still got u ****ed

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:01:27]
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City High
'Didn't ya'
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Metalica
'Frantic'
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u arent a real wizard
with a real

blue balls curse

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huge pain
equals huge magic

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th tetraplegics will catch me up

ventually

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it's gotta be huge pain

and it;s gotta be natural

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keep searchin

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ya find someone
with that much magic

they wont take me on

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lived in th animal chakra too long

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it's dangerous but

i like th edge

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i felt their puny little efforts

i've moved mountains


huge walls of water

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it's all in th reading

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but magic is

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i paid

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subvert my will

fr six yrs



sing fr nuthin on street corners

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it's friday night

th fireworks at th showground are botherin me


later

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pirate jenny
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p.s.



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:29:56]
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Peter Gabriel
'Games Without Frontiers'
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Send in the Trolls
There ought to be Trolls

Don't bother.....they're here!

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