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Unicycle articles (but wait there's more...)
The below includes a tantalizingly brief unicycle reference which raises the questions: Does a unicyclist know where Dick Cheney's undisclosed location is? Was it Don Rumsfeld? How does a unicyclist get such high level security clearance? Was a clown suit involved? What exactly does "wheeling a unicycle" involve? And lastly, did the unicyclist follow Cheney as in tail him, or did he follow him as an act and if so, what act does a man named Dick Cheney perform? I'd say Dow Jones has failed us miserably in providing information. US LAWMAKERS ATTEND PICNIC ON WHITE HOUSE LAWN 302 words 15 June 2005 20:33 Dow Jones International News English (c) 2005 Dow Jones & Company, Inc. WASHINGTON (AP)--President Bush, frustrated that some of his legislative initiatives are stalled in Congress, was all smiles Wednesday evening as he hosted a congressional picnic where jugglers and a merry-go-round turned the South Lawn into a carnival. "I want to thank you for your hard work. I want to thank for your devotion to your constituents and to our country," said Bush, who is trying to get Congress to embrace his ideas for changing Social Security, pass an energy bill and back other items on his legislative agenda. "I look forward to continuing to work with you as we serve the American people." The night before at a GOP fundraiser, Bush had harsh words for Democratic lawmakers. "On issue after issue, they stand for nothing except obstruction, and this is not leadership," he said. "It is the philosophy of the stop sign, the agenda of the roadblock, and our country and our children deserve better Bush arrived at the picnic in shirt sleeves and no tie. Vice President Dick Cheney came wearing a navy blazer, which he quickly shed as he disappeared into the crowd, followed by a man wheeling a unicycle. Lawmakers and their families feasted on ribs, hot dogs, roasted chicken, baked beans, potato salad, pie, watermelon, candied apples, cotton candy and lemonade. -- JJuggle - We Are the Newts Who Say, Nigh. Raphael Lasar Matawan, NJ Our choices they were few so the thought never hit, that the one road we traveled would ever shatter or split. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ JJuggle's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/24 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/22148 |
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