FOR REAL: Presidential Unicyclist Poll

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Question: Who is the Candidate most likely to ride the Unicycle???

- George W. Bush
- John F. Kerry
- Ralph Nader
- Undecided (or a coward, or I think this is really silly)
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OK, this is my second attempt—the first one got messed up, And I don’t
know why.

The most important poll of all regarding the U.S. presidential election!
The future of unicycling for America and the world is to be decided!

Question: Which of the U.S. presidential Candidates is more likely to
ride a unicycle?

This is not a political Poll. It is a Unicyclist’s poll, for unicyclists
to decide on which candidate will be more likely to ride the unicycle.

Of course I have listed Mr. Bush and Mr. Kerry. One of these 2 men will
become the next President of the United States.

Also listed is Mr. Nader. He will definetly not be elected President,
but I am sticking him in there to avoid all of those annoying posts that
will say “Hey! You forgot to put Nader in there! What about Nader,
Nader, Nader, Bla Bla Bla.” Ok, Nader is there. Happy?

Seriously, you must think really hard about this matter and vote for the
one who you really think could, or would ride the unicycle.

I personally am undecided. First, I thought I could easily imagine Mr.
Bush charging through the forest on a Muni. However, I could also
imagine him in a flight suit—a bit staged, perhaps?

Kerry might seem at first to be a real trials man, but then I get the
feeling that all he’d have to show for it is some old 30 year old photos
of him doing hops on an ancient schwinn.

Nader? Come on, he rides a Bike—but a very safe one, I’m sure.

Not listed is Howard Dean, whom in my opinion, is the most unicyclist of
them all—after all, this is a guy who changed his religion over a bike
path—imagine what he’d do for the one-wheelers! His whole campaign was
“totally unicycle” when you think about it. Dr Dean is a unicyclist even
if he doesn’t know it yet. He is also out of the Presidential race, and
thus out of this poll….

I also left open an “Undecided” option for cowards like me who simply
can not decide.

It might be difficult, but whoever you are, you must look into your
heart of hearts and decide which of these candidates is more likely to
ride the unicycle. Even if you love the job Mr. Bush is doing, but quite
honestly can more likely see Mr. Kerry on a Giraffe, you have to vote
for the unicyclist. Or, if you are a die hard Kerry supporter, but truly
know that Bush looks more natural on a Hunter than Kerry, you too must
vote for the unicyclist.

This poll is open to all ages and all nationalities!

Who will freemount that golden Coker and ride it into the White
House?!

--Ted


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I refuse to vote till i see crosby and nash on the ballet.


Joey


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I refuse to vote till i see crosby and nash on the ballet.


Joey


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I refuse to vote till i see crosby and nash on the ballet.


Joey


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I refuse to vote till i see crosby and nash on the ballet.


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i also think ur going a bit far with this, cuz i remember ur forum about
how unicrazed u may or may not be.


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