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Old April 1st 18, 11:19 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Sunday, April 1, 2018 at 7:03:10 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, April 1, 2018 at 6:54:40 PM UTC+1, wrote:
On Sunday, April 1, 2018 at 5:59:05 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
JNugent wrote:
On 31/03/2018 18:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Yet another scum cyclist riding on the motorway.

Q: How could anybody be stupid enough to do this?
A: He is a cyclist.
Opinion: What a 100% ******.

https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/n...rway-1-9091886

It wasn't Doug Bollen, out to make a point about "Hitlerian
motorways", was it?


PS: Is there so little news in the Fylde that the local rag has to
send reportees to South Yorkshire?

Yip, not much happens in the Fylde so the rag picks up on other stories.
The Gazette has always been a crap newspaper. The only reason I look at the
site is because I used to live in Blackpool.


Don't throw it in the gutter!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...crackdown.html


We have been told many times that only cyclists drop litter.
We have also been told many times that cyclists are poor and cannot afford £150, so what will happen?


QUOTE:
"I'm a cyclist who records and I always send the footage to the relevant people when I see motorist litter louts."
END QUOTE.
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Old April 2nd 18, 06:31 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Probably a visitor to the UK. It happens a lot with cyclists visiting the UK. They either don’t know the rules or they make a wrong turn and find themselves stuck on the motorway. IIRC the Kenyan national team (or some other national team if I’m mistaken) was using the motorway to train on in Manchester during the commonwealth games. Motorways can look very inviting because they have wide smooth hardshoulders.

Even foreigners should be able to find cycling friendly routes nowadays with smart phones.

It's always been easy to cycle into a N. European city but w/o a map you could waste all morning trying to find your way out.

In quite a few countries you can cycle on motorways, like in Serbia.


If there is no other road the emergency lane on certain sections of freeways is open in California.

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Old April 2nd 18, 09:52 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 02/04/18 05:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Peter Keller wrote:
On 01/04/18 05:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Yet another scum cyclist riding on the motorway.

Q: How could anybody be stupid enough to do this?
A: He is a cyclist.
Opinion: What a 100% ******.

https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/n...rway-1-9091886


Today I was walking -- (yes, I do sometimes walk) along a suburban
footpath. Ahead of me, coming towards me on the footpath, was a youth
on a bicycle. Did I block his way and yell obscenities at him and
take out my bloody sharpened battle-axe dripping with turds out of my
back pocket and take
a swipe at him?


I have never yelled obscenities and have never used my chisel.


Then why the hell do you carry that filthy horrible dripping dirty thing?

Did you have the courage to tell the cyclist that he was breaking the law?
Or did you just stand aside and let the ****** cycle


Oh what a great and excellent compliment coming from You. Especially as
it comes from YOU.

Now please ejaculate to me the further esteemed accolade fro YOU of
being tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, and insane.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a ****** by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

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Old April 2nd 18, 06:36 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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Peter Keller wrote:
On 02/04/18 05:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Peter Keller wrote:
On 01/04/18 05:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Yet another scum cyclist riding on the motorway.

Q: How could anybody be stupid enough to do this?
A: He is a cyclist.
Opinion: What a 100% ******.

https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/n...rway-1-9091886


Today I was walking -- (yes, I do sometimes walk) along a suburban
footpath. Ahead of me, coming towards me on the footpath, was a
youth on a bicycle. Did I block his way and yell obscenities at him
and take out my bloody sharpened battle-axe dripping with turds out
of my back pocket and take
a swipe at him?


I have never yelled obscenities and have never used my chisel.


Then why the hell do you carry that filthy horrible dripping dirty
thing?


Try not to be silly.

Did you have the courage to tell the cyclist that he was breaking
the law? Or did you just stand aside and let the ****** cycle


Oh what a great and excellent compliment coming from You. Especially
as it comes from YOU.


So as a responsible intelligent cyclist who promotes cycling, you stood
there and kept your little mouth closed.
Why did you not have word with the cyclist who was riding illegally? I would
have. But I'm not a yellow **** all cyclist.
Please tell us why you did not speak to this ****** on the footpath. Don't
be shy.


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Old April 3rd 18, 10:02 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 03/04/18 05:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
yellow **** all cyclist.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.
I really love it when you compliment us like this. It makes me realize
what a convenient economical delightful exhilarating viable means of
transport bicycling is.
Now please vomit in my direction from YOU he further accolades of being
bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, and clueless. That would really
make my day and show that we are on the right track.

And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.
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Old April 4th 18, 10:38 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 03/04/18 05:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Peter Keller wrote:
On 02/04/18 05:06, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Peter Keller wrote:
On 01/04/18 05:36, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Yet another scum cyclist riding on the motorway.

Q: How could anybody be stupid enough to do this?
A: He is a cyclist.
Opinion: What a 100% ******.

https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/n...rway-1-9091886


Today I was walking -- (yes, I do sometimes walk) along a suburban
footpath. Ahead of me, coming towards me on the footpath, was a
youth on a bicycle. Did I block his way and yell obscenities at him
and take out my bloody sharpened battle-axe dripping with turds out
of my back pocket and take
a swipe at him?

I have never yelled obscenities and have never used my chisel.


Then why the hell do you carry that filthy horrible dripping dirty
thing?


Try not to be silly.

Did you have the courage to tell the cyclist that he was breaking
the law? Or did you just stand aside and let the ****** cycle


Oh what a great and excellent compliment coming from You. Especially
as it comes from YOU.


So as a responsible intelligent cyclist who promotes cycling, you stood
there and kept your little mouth closed.
Why did you not have word with the cyclist who was riding illegally? I would
have. But I'm not a yellow **** all cyclist.
Please tell us why you did not speak to this ****** on the footpath. Don't
be shy.


No answer?
Typical.
But then you hate bicyclists don't you?
I love it that you hate bicyclists.
 




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