Wind?:

"bomba" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 10:53:06 +0100, Shaun Rimmer wrote:

I'm riding, at this point, right across the top of a big, high-ish open
hill, with only low walls nearby. I can literally turn a right angle and
not
have the previous headwind, wind hit me sideways on! Madness it is...I
tells
ya, madness...

God hates you. HTH

There is no god. HTH.

',;~}~



Shaun aRe

Shaun Rimmer wrote:
So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams you, stealing
your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still pointedly a
relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back on itself, and,
still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_ that
possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

The wind doesn't blow. You suck.

Sorry, too obvious.

Really? Rotten luck. Were you riding down wind of big (ie 400-500
foot) hills or mountains? Lots of random swirling can go on in these
circumstances. Chances are they won't all swirl into your face. Guess
you beat the odds.

Shawn

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Hey, serious answers only, tw*tty-botty-cu*ty-chops, OK?!?!?

Harrumph!

Shaun aRe

I'm detecting some degree of frustration today Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned senses you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because you were a grumpy
northern *******.

Steve.

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Hey, serious answers only, tw*tty-botty-cu*ty-chops, OK?!?!?

Harrumph!

Shaun aRe

I'm detecting some degree of frustration today Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned senses you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because you were a grumpy
northern *******.

Nah, not me mate! ',;~}~

This has been winding me up for some time now, so this rant is long
over-due, as is some action on my part. My commutes are vehicular hell as it
is, without this added hassle. I was gonna take my camera with me, so I had
photos as added clout. I remembered to do it just as easter started, and,
the main culprits being parents waiting for kids after school, the problem
had bloody gone hadn't it.

So, I'll take my camera after the hols, thinks I, but guess what, it's gone
AFU now and doesn't work! Typical...


Shaun aRe - It's a conspiracy I tells ya...

"Shawn Curry" wrote in message
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Shaun Rimmer wrote:
So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams you, stealing
your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still pointedly a
relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back on itself, and,
still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_ that
possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?

The wind doesn't blow. You suck.

Sorry, too obvious.

Yeah. Damn you anyway.

Really? Rotten luck. Were you riding down wind of big (ie 400-500
foot) hills or mountains?

Nope - this is commuting, over the top of a big hill.

Lots of random swirling can go on in these
circumstances. Chances are they won't all swirl into your face. Guess
you beat the odds.

I'm good at that.



Shaun aRe

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I'm detecting some degree of frustration today Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned senses you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because you were a grumpy
northern *******.

Nah, not me mate! ',;~}~

This has been winding me up for some time now, so this rant is long
over-due, as is some action on my part. My commutes are vehicular hell as
it
is, without this added hassle. I was gonna take my camera with me, so I
had
photos as added clout. I remembered to do it just as easter started, and,
the main culprits being parents waiting for kids after school, the problem
had bloody gone hadn't it.

So, I'll take my camera after the hols, thinks I, but guess what, it's
gone
AFU now and doesn't work! Typical...


Shaun aRe - It's a conspiracy I tells ya...


Cheers up lad! at least its not raining. Oh look.

Steve.

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snipped some blue bits

I'm detecting some degree of frustration today Shaun...

Gee Stevie, what unusually sharp, very finely tuned senses you have!

',;~P

Shaun aRe

Good, for a minute there I thought it was just because you were a
grumpy
northern *******.

Nah, not me mate! ',;~}~

This has been winding me up for some time now, so this rant is long
over-due, as is some action on my part. My commutes are vehicular hell
as
it
is, without this added hassle. I was gonna take my camera with me, so I
had
photos as added clout. I remembered to do it just as easter started,
and,
the main culprits being parents waiting for kids after school, the
problem
had bloody gone hadn't it.

So, I'll take my camera after the hols, thinks I, but guess what, it's
gone
AFU now and doesn't work! Typical...


Shaun aRe - It's a conspiracy I tells ya...


Cheers up lad! at least its not raining. Oh look.

Hey, I'm not sad, I'm angry! The difference may be a bit over-subtle for
you, I know, but to most, it is indeed quite a difference.

Oh, and it ain't raining here, so 'ner' ',;~P



Shaun aRe

"Shaun Rimmer" wrote in message ...
So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams you, stealing
your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still pointedly a
relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back on itself, and,
still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_ that
possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?



Shaun aRe 'baffled'.

You got buff legs, and you goin' too fast!

DJ

"Shaun Rimmer" wrote in message
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So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams you, stealing
your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still pointedly a
relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back on itself, and,
still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_ that
possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?



Shaun aRe 'baffled'.




From Smokey and the Bandit, "Cause you're an asshole Roscoe".

Sorry Shaun. Had to be done.

Marty

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"Shaun Rimmer" wrote in message
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So, you're JRA, and suddenly, a relentless head wind slams you, stealing
your speed and sapping your energy.

You take a 45 deg. bend to the left, and the wind is still pointedly a
relentless head wind.

You take a chicane, still a headwind all the way around.

You take a long sweeping right that all but doubles back on itself, and,
still a bloody headwind.

Ad infinitum et nausium (whathehellever blah blah blah...).

So, wise folks, laymen and meteorologists, HOW TF _IS_ that
possible?!?!?!?!?

Huh?!?!?!?



Shaun aRe 'baffled'.




From Smokey and the Bandit, "Cause you're an asshole Roscoe".

No I'm not.

Sorry Shaun.

No you're not.

Had to be done.

No it didn't.


**** you and the whores you rode in on?

',;~}~

Shaun aRe