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Lethal little old lady in the making
Last night in the dusk I returned from a ride and went to the mall. A
car crawled behind me and just when I got to the corner turned across me, missing my front tyre by half an inch, but only because I was already turning the bars into the pavement. I put one foot on the sidewalk and was about to use the other one to put a large dent in the car door when I saw the L plate. Round here people get a provisional licence and can then drive without supervision to gain experience, as long as they show the L plate front and back; once upon a time hundreds of thousands of people drove for life on a provisional licence but now they must take a test every two years. I rode behind this crawling little car until it stopped again, then went to tap on the passenger side window so as not to seem too intimidating to a learner driver. (Anyone else, for such a gross offense I would have, for openers, hit a dent into the roof just behind the driver's head with my large Swiss Army knife. For a minimum, when someone endangers my life and limbs, I hit the roof behind the driver ringingly with the flat of my hand to wake him up and announce that I'm not in the mood for taking **** from morons.) The window rolls down. A blond ferret crouches grimly in the driver's seat, mouth set, the wheel strangled in a death-grip. You don't need any further evidence to know she will forever be dangerous driver. "Miss, let me give you a tip. When you are behind a bicycle and you want to turn, you wait until the bicycle has passed through the crossroads. If you turn across the bicycle, you dent your little car, perhaps even hurt someone, which would make you uninsurable and therefore unable to drive. What will your daddy say then?" When I was young, we would have said, "Thank you sir, and I trust you won't tell him if I don't do it again." This little old lady in the making just stared at me blankly and then rolled up the window. And nearly caused another accident by turning across me again, and yet another close shave not ten yards further where she just rode straight across a stream of cars coming out the parking lot and following the road. I felt privileged to be there at the birth of a lethal little old lady in the making. In two or three years Daddy will have bought her a bigger car and she won't even open the window when people tap on it to object to her running them down. Sooner or later she will maim or kill someone. *** It's the system that is crook. I have done exactly what she has done, perhaps once or twice in a lifetime, certainly not all on the same day (1); so have most motorists if they recollect honestly. But she will do it consistently, daily, for the rest of her life. And how can the police act against her? She's not speeding, not going the wrong way up one-way streets, just having tiny little bumps because she's trying so hard, she doesn't see. Charge her with negligent driving and the case will never get to court for fear of bringing the law into disrepute. But one does wonder which driving tester gave her a provisional licence... Andre Jute Never more brutal than he has to be -- Nelson Mandela |
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