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Posting #201 for Doug's old used Trek seatpost: the benefits
In spite of legitimate offers to purchase this old used seatpost, Doug has
indicated he would rather "trash heap it before selling it to you and your 'combine'." So....that means this same old used Trek seatpost will be listed on RBM this Sunday evening for a record 201st time. Having said that, let's look at the quantifiable benefits of Doug's ridiculous record of posting this same tired old Trek seatpost every Sunday night. First, if you are a heavy drinker and have been binging this weekend and lost track of time, you will know it is Sunday evening because Doug lists his same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening. Second, if you are a prisoner incarcerated somewhere and you are making marks on your cell wall to count down your remaining sentence, you will know one more week has passed because Doug lists his same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening. Third, if you are trying to teach your child the days of the week have them get on RBM this evening and they will know it is Sunday because Doug lists his same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening. Fourth, if you are trying to teach your child to count have them get on RBM this evening and they will know how to count to 201 because Doug lists his same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening and tonight is posting number 201. Fifth, if you are taking weekly medication and that day falls on a Sunday, you will know it is time to take a pill because Doug lists his same old used Trek seatpost for sale every Sunday evening. Finally, if you are just a person looking on RBM for bike parts you can share with others on this list in being a part or internet history as Doug lists his same old used Trek seatpost for sale this Sunday evening for the ever-increasing world-record 201st time. Thanks, Doug, for being such a help to others! |
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Posting #201 for Doug's old used Trek seatpost: the benefits
Personally I have been using Doug's postings to remind myself to head in for Dialysis. The virtues of predictability. I would also point out that our viewers in other time zones may be able to use Doug's postings to remind themselves to attend church, and other religious activities. And, on this particular day, our friends in time zones further ahead can be reminded to celebrate Presidents Day. Possibly most importantly, internet aware students the world over can set email reminders to wake up their still inebriated butts and head to class on Monday mornings. I would also like to remind everyone that i have a similar seatpost priced at 19.99. |
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Posting #201 for Doug's old used Trek seatpost: the benefits
Frank-
that is truly funny. thanks. |
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