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Cyclists Xmas Pressies
Just to be helpful, I thought I'd post a list of useful pressies for any
cycling chums; Deodorant - for putting on after you get to work sweating like a pig. "Dog **** scraper" - for cleaning the tyres before taking bike in to bed-room. "A Personality" (NB This is not a book) Large bag of walnuts - known to increase sperm count. Tube of Germoloids - for treating the Chalfonts. Viagra - to help with their erectile problems. Inflatable sex doll - cyclists are unlikely to succeed with real women. Copy of the book "Logic for Dummies". Book on social skills. Copy of The Highway Code. Ishihara Color Test - to ensure they can actually see red lights. Have I missed anything? -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their lives, certainly on a regular basis." |
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Cyclists Xmas Pressies
"Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message
... Just to be helpful, I thought I'd post a list of useful pressies for any cycling chums; Deodorant - for putting on after you get to work sweating like a pig. "Dog **** scraper" - for cleaning the tyres before taking bike in to bed-room. "A Personality" (NB This is not a book) Large bag of walnuts - known to increase sperm count. Tube of Germoloids - for treating the Chalfonts. Viagra - to help with their erectile problems. Inflatable sex doll - cyclists are unlikely to succeed with real women. Copy of the book "Logic for Dummies". Book on social skills. Copy of The Highway Code. Ishihara Color Test - to ensure they can actually see red lights. Have I missed anything? ================================= Home brew kits and lots of paracetamol for the next day. |
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Cyclists Xmas Pressies
On 24/12/2012 17:44, Luke Moore wrote:
John Benn wrote: "Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message ... Just to be helpful, I thought I'd post a list of useful pressies for any cycling chums; Deodorant - for putting on after you get to work sweating like a pig. "Dog **** scraper" - for cleaning the tyres before taking bike in to bed-room. "A Personality" (NB This is not a book) Large bag of walnuts - known to increase sperm count. Tube of Germoloids - for treating the Chalfonts. Viagra - to help with their erectile problems. Inflatable sex doll - cyclists are unlikely to succeed with real women. Copy of the book "Logic for Dummies". Book on social skills. Copy of The Highway Code. Ishihara Color Test - to ensure they can actually see red lights. Have I missed anything? ================================= Home brew kits and lots of paracetamol for the next day. Plus, appropriate t-shirt: http://www.zazzle.co.uk/bike_shirt_l...54645499393000 This one is more appropriate for cyclists; http://www.zazzle.co.uk/nerd_shirt-235119770796043104 -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their lives, certainly on a regular basis." |
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Cyclists Xmas Pressies
On Mon, 24 Dec 2012 18:31:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
On 24/12/2012 17:44, Luke Moore wrote: John Benn wrote: "Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message ... Just to be helpful, I thought I'd post a list of useful pressies for any cycling chums; Deodorant - for putting on after you get to work sweating like a pig. "Dog **** scraper" - for cleaning the tyres before taking bike in to bed-room. "A Personality" (NB This is not a book) Large bag of walnuts - known to increase sperm count. Tube of Germoloids - for treating the Chalfonts. Viagra - to help with their erectile problems. Inflatable sex doll - cyclists are unlikely to succeed with real women. Copy of the book "Logic for Dummies". Book on social skills. Copy of The Highway Code. Ishihara Color Test - to ensure they can actually see red lights. Have I missed anything? ================================= Home brew kits and lots of paracetamol for the next day. Plus, appropriate t-shirt: http://www.zazzle.co.uk/ bike_shirt_life_is_simple_bike_beer_bed-235654645499393000 This one is more appropriate for cyclists; http://www.zazzle.co.uk/nerd_shirt-235119770796043104 That does not stop him using a bicycle, a very enjoyable and viable means of transport for many things. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! |
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Cyclists Xmas Pressies - oh I forgot...
On 24/12/2012 16:07, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
Just to be helpful, I thought I'd post a list of useful pressies for any cycling chums; The two most useful pressies for cyclists; New bottoms for barrels. Straws to clutch at. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their lives, certainly on a regular basis." |
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