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Old July 17th 13, 06:26 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mrcheerful[_3_]
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The victim, who is 18, was cycling with her boyfriend along Studley Road,
about 9.45pm on Sunday (July 14) when the attack happened.

As the boyfriend cycled past a woman in her 40s, she started shouting abuse
at him and then attacked his girlfriend before pushing her off her bike and
into a thorn bush.


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Old July 17th 13, 06:45 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wednesday, July 17, 2013 6:26:57 PM UTC+1, Mrcheerful wrote:
The victim, who is 18, was cycling with her boyfriend along Studley Road,

about 9.45pm on Sunday (July 14) when the attack happened.



As the boyfriend cycled past a woman in her 40s, she started shouting abuse

at him and then attacked his girlfriend before pushing her off her bike and

into a thorn bush.


"The attacker, who was wearing a white t-shirt and black trousers, is described as white, five foot tall, large build and has red hair." And then Judith cackled and ran back to her keyboard, to write about her missing friend from Hull.

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Old July 17th 13, 08:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bertie Wooster[_2_]
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On Wed, 17 Jul 2013 10:45:35 -0700 (PDT), Squashme
wrote:

On Wednesday, July 17, 2013 6:26:57 PM UTC+1, Mrcheerful wrote:
The victim, who is 18, was cycling with her boyfriend along Studley Road,

about 9.45pm on Sunday (July 14) when the attack happened.



As the boyfriend cycled past a woman in her 40s, she started shouting abuse

at him and then attacked his girlfriend before pushing her off her bike and

into a thorn bush.


"The attacker, who was wearing a white t-shirt and black trousers, is described as white, five foot tall, large build and has red hair." And then Judith cackled and ran back to her keyboard, to write about her missing friend from Hull.


I am beginning to think of Ms Smith as one of Pavlov's dogs. Simple
trigger words get her foaming at the mouth and uncontrollably ranting.
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Old July 17th 13, 08:05 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mentalguy2k8[_2_]
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"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message
...


"The attacker, who was wearing a white t-shirt and black trousers, is
described as white, five foot tall, large build and has red hair." And
then Judith cackled and ran back to her keyboard, to write about her
missing friend from Hull.


I am beginning to think of Ms Smith as one of Pavlov's dogs. Simple
trigger words get her foaming at the mouth and uncontrollably ranting.


Yet you two bring her name into every discussion.

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Old July 17th 13, 08:44 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bertie Wooster[_2_]
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On Wed, 17 Jul 2013 20:05:57 +0100, "Mentalguy2k8"
wrote:


"Bertie Wooster" wrote in message
.. .


"The attacker, who was wearing a white t-shirt and black trousers, is
described as white, five foot tall, large build and has red hair." And
then Judith cackled and ran back to her keyboard, to write about her
missing friend from Hull.


I am beginning to think of Ms Smith as one of Pavlov's dogs. Simple
trigger words get her foaming at the mouth and uncontrollably ranting.


Yet you two bring her name into every discussion.


Indeed. Her reaction is a curiosity.
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Old July 17th 13, 09:53 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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On Wed, 17 Jul 2013 20:00:10 +0100, Bertie Wooster
wrote:

snip


I am beginning to think of Ms Smith as one of Pavlov's dogs. Simple
trigger words get her foaming at the mouth and uncontrollably ranting.



Yes - I do find it boring correcting you so often. But it is a joy to take the
**** out of you - and so easy.

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Bertie Wooster's real name is Tom Crispin.
He uses the name Bertie Wooster so that people involved with
Young Lewisham and Greenwich Cyclists
can't see what a tosser he is.

 




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