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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
Mike Vandeman wrote:
To the Editor: -- snipped psychotic ramblings of someone who can't get laid -- It's high time that we restricted bikes to paved roads, where they can't do much harm! Sincerely yours, Fed up with mountain biking -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://mjvande.nfshost.com He forgot to add: "But I damned close to spending the previous 8 years wearing high heels and eye shadow as a prison bitch" "Wheeled Locusts is a registered trademark and cannot be used without written permission of its unmedicated author" "Could you ask the government to quit following me, especially when I use the men's room at the bus terminal?" "I will protest any unscientific whim you can sell to the media--for food" "The December comet will smash down and judge mountain bikers once and for all" & "Tin foil hats for sale, cheap" However, the letter should have closed with: Sincerely yours, Sitting under a bare lightbulb counting cockroaches with my fork in a can of Alpo |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote:
Mike Vandeman wrote: To the Editor: -- snipped psychotic ramblings of someone who can't get laid -- It's high time that we restricted bikes to paved roads, where they can't do much harm! Sincerely yours, Fed up with mountain biking -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://mjvande.nfshost.com He forgot to add: "But I damned close to spending the previous 8 years wearing high heels and eye shadow as a prison bitch" "Wheeled Locusts is a registered trademark and cannot be used without written permission of its unmedicated author" "Could you ask the government to quit following me, especially when I use the men's room at the bus terminal?" "I will protest any unscientific whim you can sell to the media--for food" "The December comet will smash down and judge mountain bikers once and for all" & "Tin foil hats for sale, cheap" However, the letter should have closed with: Sincerely yours, Sitting under a bare lightbulb counting cockroaches with my fork in a can of Alpo Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
Mike Vandeman wrote:
On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote: Mike Vandeman wrote: To the Editor: -- snipped psychotic ramblings of someone who can't get laid -- It's high time that we restricted bikes to paved roads, where they can't do much harm! Sincerely yours, Fed up with mountain biking -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://mjvande.nfshost.com He forgot to add: "But I damned close to spending the previous 8 years wearing high heels and eye shadow as a prison bitch" "Wheeled Locusts is a registered trademark and cannot be used without written permission of its unmedicated author" "Could you ask the government to quit following me, especially when I use the men's room at the bus terminal?" "I will protest any unscientific whim you can sell to the media--for food" "The December comet will smash down and judge mountain bikers once and for all" & "Tin foil hats for sale, cheap" However, the letter should have closed with: Sincerely yours, Sitting under a bare lightbulb counting cockroaches with my fork in a can of Alpo Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! Well, I guess, just like yours! |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
On Thursday, November 1, 2012 1:56:07 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote:
Mike Vandeman wrote: On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote: Mike Vandeman wrote: To the Editor: -- snipped psychotic ramblings of someone who can't get laid -- It's high time that we restricted bikes to paved roads, where they can't do much harm! Sincerely yours, Fed up with mountain biking -- I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8 years fighting auto dependence and road construction.) Please don't put a cell phone next to any part of your body that you are fond of! http://mjvande.nfshost.com He forgot to add: "But I damned close to spending the previous 8 years wearing high heels and eye shadow as a prison bitch" "Wheeled Locusts is a registered trademark and cannot be used without written permission of its unmedicated author" "Could you ask the government to quit following me, especially when I use the men's room at the bus terminal?" "I will protest any unscientific whim you can sell to the media--for food" "The December comet will smash down and judge mountain bikers once and for all" & "Tin foil hats for sale, cheap" However, the letter should have closed with: Sincerely yours, Sitting under a bare lightbulb counting cockroaches with my fork in a can of Alpo Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! Well, I guess, just like yours! It's just like a mountain biker, not to be able to tell the difference.... |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
On Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:13:32 AM UTC-4, Mike Vandeman wrote:
On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote: Mike Vandeman wrote: Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! http://police.berkeley.edu/crimealer...52810-37NC.htm |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
On Friday, November 2, 2012 7:57:30 AM UTC-7, wrote:
On Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:13:32 AM UTC-4, Mike Vandeman wrote: On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote: Mike Vandeman wrote: Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! http://police.berkeley.edu/crimealer...52810-37NC.htm Only a fool would listent to someone too cowardly to use his real name. You are wasting your breath. |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
Mike Vandeman wrote:
On Friday, November 2, 2012 7:57:30 AM UTC-7, wrote: On Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:13:32 AM UTC-4, Mike Vandeman wrote: On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote: Mike Vandeman wrote: Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! http://police.berkeley.edu/crimealer...52810-37NC.htm Only a fool would listent to someone too cowardly to use his real name. You are wasting your breath. Yes, give up your name so that MV can slap a cyber-bullying suit or shove some harassment statute up your colon. Which may or may not sucessfully work on someone who wears a virtual "Kick Me" sign. snore |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
On Saturday, November 3, 2012 3:17:33 AM UTC, Mike Vandeman wrote:
On Friday, November 2, 2012 7:57:30 AM UTC-7, wrote: On Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:13:32 AM UTC-4, Mike Vandeman wrote: On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote: Mike Vandeman wrote: Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! http://police.berkeley.edu/crimealer...52810-37NC.htm Only a fool would listent to someone too cowardly to use his real name. You are wasting your breath. And only a fool would preferably believe a criminal, convicted by an impartial jury, who incessantly proclaims his innocence without the slightest shred of evidence. Occam's Razor I think ... |
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Why Is the Supply of IDIOT Mountain Bikers ENDLESS?
On Saturday, November 3, 2012 3:22:18 AM UTC-7, Blackblade wrote:
On Saturday, November 3, 2012 3:17:33 AM UTC, Mike Vandeman wrote: On Friday, November 2, 2012 7:57:30 AM UTC-7, wrote: On Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:13:32 AM UTC-4, Mike Vandeman wrote: On Tuesday, October 30, 2012 11:31:41 PM UTC-7, Pete Puma wrote: Mike Vandeman wrote: Thanks for demonstrating just what IDIOTS mountain bikers are -- for the millionth time. Your character is on display here FOREVER! http://police.berkeley.edu/crimealer...52810-37NC.htm Only a fool would listent to someone too cowardly to use his real name. You are wasting your breath. And only a fool would preferably believe a criminal, convicted by an impartial jury, who incessantly proclaims his innocence without the slightest shred of evidence. Occam's Razor I think ... What would you accept as evidence? By the way, my words ARE evidence. Yours are not, since you weren't there. Yours are nothing but hearsay, as you well know, and therefore a waste of breath. |
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