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Old August 24th 11, 09:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mrcheerful[_2_]
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Why is he wearing a helmet? it is a very bad example to the children.

Lovely spelling mistake in the headline, makes you wonder whether they have
spell checkers in Brum

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/t...7319-29294279/


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Old August 24th 11, 09:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Parry
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On Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:43:49 +0100, "Mrcheerful"
wrote:

Why is he wearing a helmet? it is a very bad example to the children.


Because if he traveled 220 miles in 6 hours he damn well needed one as
he certainly wasn't on a push bicycle.

It seems that in a masterpiece of accuracy the 142 km he probably rode
was converted to miles by multiplying by 1.6. The journalist was
probably their cycle specialist and had undergone a special training
course at a pedalbikers research foundation in the inventive use of
figures.
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Old August 25th 11, 07:10 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Derek C
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On Aug 24, 9:43*pm, "Mrcheerful" wrote:
Why is he wearing a helmet? it is a very bad example to the children.

Lovely spelling mistake in the headline, makes you wonder whether they have
spell checkers in Brum

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/t...24/cyclist-tra...


I would say that he is setting a very example to the children by
wearing a helmet. However cycling over 200 miles to have a photo taken
with a gorilla sculpture makes one question his sanity.
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Old August 25th 11, 08:45 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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On 24/08/2011 21:43, Mrcheerful wrote:
Why is he wearing a helmet? it is a very bad example to the children.

Lovely spelling mistake in the headline, makes you wonder whether they have
spell checkers in Brum

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/t...7319-29294279/



"Tony Hancy cycled for six hours and five minutes, covering 220 miles,
to visit the gorilla sculpture which is on display at Birmingham Coach
Station".

Apparently traveling at a constant 36mph on a push bike - I don't think so.

Why are cyclists such liars?
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vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
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Old August 25th 11, 08:46 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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On 25/08/2011 07:10, Derek C wrote:
On Aug 24, 9:43 pm, wrote:
Why is he wearing a helmet? it is a very bad example to the children.

Lovely spelling mistake in the headline, makes you wonder whether they have
spell checkers in Brum

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/t...24/cyclist-tra...


I would say that he is setting a very example to the children by
wearing a helmet. However cycling over 200 miles to have a photo taken
with a gorilla sculpture makes one question his sanity.


Quite normal behavior for a cyclist - they are all barking mad.

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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University
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Old August 25th 11, 08:52 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 25/08/2011 08:45, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:

On 24/08/2011 21:43, Mrcheerful wrote:


Why is he wearing a helmet? it is a very bad example to the children.
Lovely spelling mistake in the headline, makes you wonder whether they have
spell checkers in Brum
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/t...7319-29294279/


"Tony Hancy cycled for six hours and five minutes, covering 220 miles, to
visit the gorilla sculpture which is on display at Birmingham Coach Station".


Apparently traveling at a constant 36mph on a push bike - I don't think so.
Why are cyclists such liars?


Was it written by a journalist, rather than a cyclist?
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Old August 25th 11, 02:23 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
thirty-six
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On Aug 24, 9:58*pm, Peter Parry wrote:
On Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:43:49 +0100, "Mrcheerful"

wrote:
Why is he wearing a helmet? it is a very bad example to the children.


Because if he traveled 220 miles in 6 hours he damn well needed one as
he certainly wasn't on a push bicycle.

It seems that in a masterpiece of accuracy the 142 km he probably rode
was converted to miles by multiplying by 1.6. * *The journalist was
probably their cycle specialist and had undergone a special training
course at a pedalbikers research foundation in the inventive use of
figures.


142 miles is not impossible in six hours, even if he was wearing
jeans. He could have had a tail wind. Of course this could all be
hypothetical nonsense, he might be British Cycling's secret contender
for the Olympics road race.
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Old August 25th 11, 03:09 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Parry
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On Thu, 25 Aug 2011 06:23:33 -0700 (PDT), thirty-six
wrote:

On Aug 24, 9:58*pm, Peter Parry wrote:


It seems that in a masterpiece of accuracy the 142 km he probably rode
was converted to miles by multiplying by 1.6. * *The journalist was
probably their cycle specialist and had undergone a special training
course at a pedalbikers research foundation in the inventive use of
figures.


142 miles is not impossible in six hours, even if he was wearing
jeans. He could have had a tail wind. Of course this could all be
hypothetical nonsense, he might be British Cycling's secret contender
for the Olympics road race.


He rode 88 miles (142km) , from Bristol to Birmingham, along the A46.
That gives a much more sensible speed of 14.7 MPH.

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Old August 25th 11, 07:41 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
thirty-six
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Default cyclist goes to Birmingham in search of a gorilla

On Aug 25, 3:09*pm, Peter Parry wrote:
On Thu, 25 Aug 2011 06:23:33 -0700 (PDT), thirty-six

wrote:
On Aug 24, 9:58*pm, Peter Parry wrote:
It seems that in a masterpiece of accuracy the 142 km he probably rode
was converted to miles by multiplying by 1.6. * *The journalist was
probably their cycle specialist and had undergone a special training
course at a pedalbikers research foundation in the inventive use of
figures.

142 miles is not impossible in six hours, even if he was wearing
jeans. *He could have had a tail wind. *Of course this could all be
hypothetical nonsense, he might be British Cycling's secret contender
for the Olympics road race.


He rode 88 miles (142km) , from Bristol to Birmingham, along the A46.
That gives a much more sensible speed of 14.7 MPH.


Spoilsport.
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Old August 25th 11, 08:26 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_4_]
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Default cyclist goes to Birmingham in search of a gorilla

On Aug 25, 3:09*pm, Peter Parry wrote:
On Thu, 25 Aug 2011 06:23:33 -0700 (PDT), thirty-six

wrote:
On Aug 24, 9:58*pm, Peter Parry wrote:
It seems that in a masterpiece of accuracy the 142 km he probably rode
was converted to miles by multiplying by 1.6. * *The journalist was
probably their cycle specialist and had undergone a special training
course at a pedalbikers research foundation in the inventive use of
figures.

142 miles is not impossible in six hours, even if he was wearing
jeans. *He could have had a tail wind. *Of course this could all be
hypothetical nonsense, he might be British Cycling's secret contender
for the Olympics road race.


He rode 88 miles (142km) , from Bristol to Birmingham, along the A46.
That gives a much more sensible speed of 14.7 MPH.


Glad to see him cycling on the A46.
Sensible chap - shortest route thanks to them Romans.

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