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December 15th 12, 11:01 AM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
Janet is cross with John
Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet “That didn’t hurt” says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn’t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John’s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their lives, certainly on a regular basis." 
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December 15th 12, 11:11 AM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
"Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in message
... Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet “That didn’t hurt” says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn’t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John’s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? ========================================= Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave.
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December 15th 12, 12:03 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
On Dec 15, 12:11*pm, "John Benn" wrote:
"Dave - Cyclists VOR" *wrote in ... Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet “That didn’t hurt” says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn’t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John’s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? ========================================= Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave. I always wear a helmet and carry a sharp screwdriver. Both are excellent for helping in any situation with irate motorists.
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December 15th 12, 12:18 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
Justin wrote:
On Dec 15, 12:11 pm, "John Benn" wrote: "Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in ... Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet That didnt hurt says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isnt wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from Johns head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? ======================================== Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave. I always wear a helmet and carry a sharp screwdriver. Both are excellent for helping in any situation with irate motorists. Boy you are 'ard, luckily as a precaution I wear steel toecap boots when I'm in the truck, wouldn't want to run up against someone as tasty as you if I was unarmed. -- ennemm
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December 15th 12, 12:51 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
On Dec 15, 1:18*pm, nik.morgan wrote:
Justin wrote: On Dec 15, 12:11 pm, "John Benn" wrote: "Dave - Cyclists VOR" *wrote in ... Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet *That didn t hurt *says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? ======================================== Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave. I always wear a helmet and carry a sharp screwdriver. Both are excellent for helping in any situation with irate motorists. Boy you are 'ard, luckily as a precaution I wear steel toecap boots when I'm in the truck, wouldn't want to run up against someone as tasty as you if I was unarmed. -- ennemm That's a pity. I would welcome the chance of a full, frank and open exchange of ideas with you.
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December 15th 12, 01:23 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
"Justin" wrote in message ... Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave. I always wear a helmet and carry a sharp screwdriver. Both are excellent for helping in any situation with irate motorists. Ooh, scary.
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December 15th 12, 02:00 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
On 15/12/2012 12:51, Justin wrote:
On Dec 15, 1:18 pm, nik.morgan wrote: Justin wrote: On Dec 15, 12:11 pm, "John Benn" wrote: "Dave - Cyclists VOR" wrote in ... Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet That didn t hurt says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? ======================================== Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave. I always wear a helmet and carry a sharp screwdriver. Both are excellent for helping in any situation with irate motorists. Boy you are 'ard, luckily as a precaution I wear steel toecap boots when I'm in the truck, wouldn't want to run up against someone as tasty as you if I was unarmed. -- ennemm That's a pity. I would welcome the chance of a full, frank and open exchange of ideas with you. But you wouldn't turn up, would you? -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton, of Lancaster University, wrote in an interim assessment of the Understanding Walking and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their lives, certainly on a regular basis."
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December 15th 12, 02:11 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
On Dec 15, 2:00*pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote: On 15/12/2012 12:51, Justin wrote: On Dec 15, 1:18 pm, nik.morgan wrote: Justin wrote: On Dec 15, 12:11 pm, "John Benn" wrote: "Dave - Cyclists VOR" *wrote in ... Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet * That didn t hurt *says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? ======================================== Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave. I always wear a helmet and carry a sharp screwdriver. Both are excellent for helping in any situation with irate motorists. Boy you are 'ard, luckily as a precaution I wear steel toecap boots when I'm in the truck, wouldn't want to run up against someone as tasty as you if I was unarmed. -- ennemm That's a pity. I would welcome the chance of a full, frank and open exchange of ideas with you. But you wouldn't turn up, would you? Says the voice of an experienced no-show.
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December 15th 12, 02:47 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
On Dec 15, 11:01*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote: Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet “That didn’t hurt” says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn’t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John’s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? Can you see Grandpa Dave flashing? Can you see the police car flashing? Can you see Grandpa Dave trying to run? Can you see the policeman's truncheon smashing? Can you see Grandpa Dave wishing that he had worn his safety helmet? Can you see Grandpa Dave wishing that he had kept it zipped up? Can you see Grandpa Dave being treated by the police medic?
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December 15th 12, 03:13 PM
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Helmets explained in terms cyclists understand...
On 15 Dec, 12:03, Justin wrote:
On Dec 15, 12:11*pm, "John Benn" wrote: "Dave - Cyclists VOR" *wrote in ... Janet is cross with John Can you see how cross Janet is? John has been a naughty boy Janet is cross with John John has been riding on pavements John has been jumping red lights John has been swearing at pedestrians John has become a psycholist Janet is going to punish John See Janet pick up the hammer Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John is wearing a cycle helmet “That didn’t hurt” says John See John take the helmet off to look at it. See Janet pick up the hammer again Janet hits John on the head with the hammer John isn’t wearing the cycle helmet now See the blood spurting from John’s head Can you see the blood? Janet calls 999 Can you see Janet on the phone? The ambulance takes John to A&E Can you see the blue lights flashing? ========================================= Even our little psycholist friend in Rotterdam will be able to easily understand that. Thanks Dave. I always wear a helmet and carry a sharp screwdriver. Both are excellent for helping in any situation with irate motorists.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Ah, but motorists have 'car weapons' at their disposal!
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