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  #21  
Old January 15th 18, 02:19 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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On Monday, January 15, 2018 at 1:18:38 AM UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 15 Jan 2018 01:04:09 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Monday, January 15, 2018 at 12:14:51 AM UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 15 Jan 2018 00:10:21 -0000, Simon Jester wrote:

On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 4:35:55 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 12:38:28 AM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, January 13, 2018 at 7:43:01 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

I'm originally (age 11) from Manchester

Explains a lot.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A retired fire extinguisher salesman!


My job title was not salesman.


Fire extinguisher test dummy?

The bloke what puts the nail in the wall. Even lower class than salesman.

Think about it.


My mind isn't as twisted as yours, no idea what you're on about.


Your loss.

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  #24  
Old January 15th 18, 07:29 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Alice drives her car

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 14 Jan 2018 16:35:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 12:38:28 AM UTC, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, January 13, 2018 at 7:43:01 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

I'm originally (age 11) from Manchester

Explains a lot.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A retired fire extinguisher salesman!



My job title was not salesman.
How's the downsizing going Simon?


No, you were the ****wit who tried to close down legitimate
businesses for pedantic safety reasons.


Nope, I made the business legitimate.
This is the business I reported 10 years ago - Palm Beach.
https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/o...otel-1-8232889

Mrs ****ing Paki Patel laughed at me for the last time. You are accustomed
to people laughing at you, I'm not. As a dole artist you are accustomed to
eating ****. I'm not.
You are the ****wit who is used to being laughed at. You are a joke, always
have been and will be.





  #25  
Old January 16th 18, 06:53 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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Default Alice drives her car

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:29:11 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 14 Jan 2018 16:35:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 12:38:28 AM UTC, Simon Jester
wrote:
On Saturday, January 13, 2018 at 7:43:01 PM UTC, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:

I'm originally (age 11) from Manchester

Explains a lot.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A retired fire extinguisher salesman!


My job title was not salesman.
How's the downsizing going Simon?

No, you were the ****wit who tried to close down legitimate
businesses for pedantic safety reasons.


Nope, I made the business legitimate.
This is the business I reported 10 years ago - Palm Beach.
https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/o...otel-1-8232889

Mrs ****ing Paki Patel laughed at me for the last time. You are
accustomed to people laughing at you, I'm not. As a dole artist you
are accustomed to eating ****. I'm not.
You are the ****wit who is used to being laughed at. You are a joke,
always have been and will be.


You are a grasser, the lowest of the low. Reporting people for fire
legislation makes you a scumbag.


Reporting a business which is trading illegally and dangerously makes me an
upstanding member of the community, Birdbrain. Scum such as yourself should
use the razor blade as suggested.
Here, in his own words are sociopathic Birdbrain's views on the law:

"I am proud of being nicked 10 times, and even prouder of talking my
way out of twice that number of offences".
"Make that 12. 9 speeding offences, 2 seatbelts, and 1 unroadworthy
vehicle". Make that 3 seat belt offences.

"I don't give a **** about the law".
"**** the law".
"It's only illegal is you get caught".
"Something being illegal does not matter".
"The law is irrelevant".


All from the man with a degree................................... pmsl.











  #26  
Old January 16th 18, 09:56 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Tue, 16 Jan 2018 17:53:08 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:29:11 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 14 Jan 2018 16:35:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 12:38:28 AM UTC, Simon Jester
wrote:
On Saturday, January 13, 2018 at 7:43:01 PM UTC, Mr Pounder
Esquire wrote:

I'm originally (age 11) from Manchester

Explains a lot.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A retired fire extinguisher salesman!


My job title was not salesman.
How's the downsizing going Simon?

No, you were the ****wit who tried to close down legitimate
businesses for pedantic safety reasons.

Nope, I made the business legitimate.
This is the business I reported 10 years ago - Palm Beach.
https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/o...otel-1-8232889

Mrs ****ing Paki Patel laughed at me for the last time. You are
accustomed to people laughing at you, I'm not. As a dole artist you
are accustomed to eating ****. I'm not.
You are the ****wit who is used to being laughed at. You are a
joke, always have been and will be.

You are a grasser, the lowest of the low. Reporting people for fire
legislation makes you a scumbag.


Reporting a business which is trading illegally and dangerously
makes me an upstanding member of the community, Birdbrain. Scum such
as yourself should use the razor blade as suggested.
Here, in his own words are sociopathic Birdbrain's views on the law:


No, you're screwing up a decent business for pedantic health and
softy legislation, you're pathetic.


Decent business. You have never seen the place.
Show us what I screwed up, Birdbrain?
Come along you lunatic, show us.

"I am proud of being nicked 10 times, and even prouder of talking my
way out of twice that number of offences".
"Make that 12. 9 speeding offences, 2 seatbelts, and 1 unroadworthy
vehicle". Make that 3 seat belt offences.

"I don't give a **** about the law".
"**** the law".
"It's only illegal is you get caught".
"Something being illegal does not matter".
"The law is irrelevant".


All from the man with a degree...................................
pmsl.


Men with degrees can think for themselves. Men with OCD such as you
have to follow rules like a computer because you're thick as ****.


Men who can think for themselves and have a degree do not walk around is the
cold and rain delivering catalogues for Kleeneze, claim tax credits and get
cash from their father in order to survive.
You do as your posted degree was a forgery.
You are too stupid to get a degree. Your future is that of a **** poor
Kleeneaze delivery boy and that is all that your future holds for you.
Are you not ashamed of yourself? 42 years old and a sponging failure. You
disgust us.




 




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