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Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
* Lifetime ban
* Sequestered cyclists |
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Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
On Jul 31, 6:43 am, "Breaking News" wrote:
* Lifetime ban * Sequestered cyclists Ban water. It's performance-enhancing, potentially dangerous, and at least we'll truly know that everyone is really doping. |
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Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
MMan wrote:
Ban water. It's performance-enhancing, potentially dangerous, and at least we'll truly know that everyone is really doping. And Viagra. And you might as well ban beer and add a rule forcing cyclists to wear a condom while they ride just to be on the safe side (perhaps they can be allowed to take it off on the last climb). |
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Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
On Jul 31, 4:43 am, "Breaking News" wrote:
* Lifetime ban * Sequestered cyclists Ban testing. |
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Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
On Jul 31, 9:58 am, Marty wrote:
On Jul 31, 4:43 am, "Breaking News" wrote: * Lifetime ban * Sequestered cyclists Ban testing. Ban riders who cannot prove they are using performance enhancing drugs. |
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Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
Al wrote:
On Jul 31, 9:58 am, Marty wrote: On Jul 31, 4:43 am, "Breaking News" wrote: * Lifetime ban * Sequestered cyclists Ban testing. Ban riders who cannot prove they are using performance enhancing drugs. I'm pretty sure clean riders can't swim very well, so we throw all the pros into the deep end of a swimming pool with a 10-lb lead weight chained to their waist. If they make it out alive, we know they are doping so they are banned for life. Variations of this method have been shown to be extremely effective in other situations. -- Bill Asher |
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Extreme Solutions to the Never-Ending Tour de France Cheating Scandal
On Jul 31, 6:43 am, "Breaking News" wrote:
* Lifetime ban This would be fine once you get get 100% fool prof tests. * Sequestered cyclists This might be tough to do. --------------------- Alex |
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