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On 09/06/2012 15:57, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Sat, 09 Jun 2012 14:55:52 +0100, wrote: On Sat, 09 Jun 2012 13:44:51 +0100, Bertie wrote: On Sat, 09 Jun 2012 12:14:52 +0100, wrote: On Sat, 09 Jun 2012 09:06:06 +0100, Bertie wrote: On Sat, 9 Jun 2012 02:00:06 +0100, wrote: "Bertie Wooster" wrote in message ... On Wed, 06 Jun 2012 17:40:10 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: A: Over £1,000,000 per year; B: £500,000 to £1,000,000; C: £250,000 to £500,000; D: £100,000 to £250,000; E: £50,000 to £100,000 F: under £50,000 D: Considerably more than a failed, middle aged primary school teacher. At £20 per hour you must have worked between 5000 and 12,500 hours last year to make £100,000 to £250,000. That's working an average of between 100 and 250 hours per week (with 2 weeks' holiday). But hark! There are but 168 hours in a week. That gives an absolute upper limit on your earnings on £168,000, provided the £20 per hour average is about right. Methinks thou dost exaggerate thy earnings somewhat. Verily, there is a whiff of bull**** about thy person. ****** - it's a business - you've either forgotten about (or didn't know about) profit on materials supplied. Do you think the likes of Sir Robert McAlpine or Kier construction or any proper business just charges for labour alone? In that case, you have solved Plankwit's problem for him. He wanted to know why his business was doing so well. You have concluded that it is because he rips his clients off on materials. I am sure he will be delighted to know the answer. Jesus, are you really a schoolteacher? I expect you will find that he knew very well why his business was doing so well. Unfortunately. either you did not *want* to believe that that was the case - or you could not *understand* why it was. Either - or even both - will be true. Then why does he keep asking me? He could say why his business model is so successful, I would either agree or disagree. I don't keep asking you halfwit. For some reason you seem obsessed with my income. What I do know, **** all obviously. if the examples he has posted of his work are anything to go by, it is not quality. Yes - it is truly amazing how all the people who paid for the work are perfectly happy with the quality of it; and yet ****wits who know nothing about laying decking or building summerhouses try and criticise from a position of ignorance. Are you in love? Avoiding the question again Wriggling Cwispin? The question is; If I'm as incompetent as you claim, how have I survived for over 5 years during the worse recession in living memory and how have I retained my Trading Standards accreditation? -- Bertie Wooster's real name is Tom Crispin. He uses the name Bertie Wooster so that people involved with Young Lewisham and Greenwich Cyclists and John Ball primary school can't see what a tosser he is. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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The Shed Thread
On 25/06/2012 22:14, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Tony Dragon wrote: And that is incorrect, both my wife & myself have used a hosepipe (connected to the mains) during the 'ban' quite legally. I take it you mean 'I' rather than 'myself'. Still why use a short word when a long one will do? Indubitably, your statement may be free of errors. |
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The Shed Thread
On 25/06/2012 21:56, Tim Streater wrote:
In article , Bertie Wooster wrote: On Wed, 06 Jun 2012 17:40:10 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: Wriggling Cwipsins "good explanation" 2: "I charge the same as PoundLand". "Cheap crap" was the explaination I gave - along with a link explaining why Poundland was doing so well during the financial crisis. Perhaps Mr Wooster would tell us which word he misspelt in his sentence above. He never explainas his many spelling mistakes. He claims to be a teacher as well. Very odd. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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