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THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING
Hello, and THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING
Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple! Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE. There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about: BLINKING! SWALLOWING SALIVA! HOW YOUR FEET FEEL IN YOUR SOCKS! In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear. In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU! |
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no way, I take liquid oxygen, I don't need to breathe, and vitamin b-15
super-oxygenates my body. |
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Kevin Costner wrote:
Hello, and THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple! Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE. There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about: BLINKING! SWALLOWING SALIVA! HOW YOUR FEET FEEL IN YOUR SOCKS! In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear. In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU! I once had a job that required that I take periodic polygraphs. The first time, the polygrapher told me to "breathe normally" at the outset. Then I couldn't think about anything BUT my breathing. Until I hyperventilated. Nice troll! |
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On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:24:31 -0700, Tim Lines
wrote: I once had a job that required that I take periodic polygraphs. The first time, the polygrapher told me to "breathe normally" at the outset. Then I couldn't think about anything BUT my breathing. Until I hyperventilated. My first polygraph was when I managed a restaurant - to winnow out sexual predators. The test giver was a blond with short skirts and great legs. I remember her crossing her legs and then asking me a lot of questions about my sex life - sort of a blur, the whole thing, except the legs. I always wondered how the test came out, but they didn't fire me. I don't remember actually breathing. My nose had only been broken three-four times by then, so I could breathe sort of normal if I tried, absent blondes with great legs. Did I mention the legs? Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels... |
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On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:55:19 -0400, Curtis L. Russell
wrote: On Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:24:31 -0700, Tim Lines wrote: I once had a job that required that I take periodic polygraphs. The first time, the polygrapher told me to "breathe normally" at the outset. Then I couldn't think about anything BUT my breathing. Until I hyperventilated. My first polygraph was when I managed a restaurant - to winnow out sexual predators. The test giver was a blond with short skirts and great legs. I remember her crossing her legs and then asking me a lot of questions about my sex life - sort of a blur, the whole thing, except the legs. I always wondered how the test came out, but they didn't fire me. I don't remember actually breathing. Hey, that's funny - actually similar thing happened to me. The review sat in front of me and I recall glancing at her knees and I realized what they were doing and it kinda ****ed me off. What normal guy wouldn't glance here and there, heh. jj My nose had only been broken three-four times by then, so I could breathe sort of normal if I tried, absent blondes with great legs. Did I mention the legs? Curtis L. Russell Odenton, MD (USA) Just someone on two wheels... |
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On Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:05:07 GMT, "Kevin Costner"
wrote: Hello, and THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING Yes that's right, THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Why you might ask? Well it's simple! Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't you will DIE. There are also MANY variations of this. For example, think about: BLINKING! SWALLOWING SALIVA! HOW YOUR FEET FEEL IN YOUR SOCKS! In conclusion, the THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, WILL FORCE THE VICTIM TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BREATHING MANUALLY! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear. In fact, by EVEN RESPONDING to this troll, you are proving that IT HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER VICTIM -- YOU! Does this work on this group or with other athletes? Most of us here are in the habit of thinking about and then not thinking about our breathing. We're not only in control of our breathing but in control of our control of our breathing. You on the other hand, might have to THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING. Ron |
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My first polygraph was when I managed a restaurant - to winnow out
sexual predators. The test giver was a blond with short skirts and great legs -------------------------------------- ok, wait a minute, this can't be legal, your work forced you to take a polygraph? One of the best pieces of advice I ever got about working was "if a job forces you to take a drug test, you don't want to be working there" but a polygraph? seriously, you are a human being with rights, they are basically making you prove you AREN'T a sexual predator, absolutely absurd. the USA is becoming a scary place if people don't even think taking a polygraph for a job at a restaurant isn't violating their civil liberties, I'd laugh at the idea and tell them to **** themselves. |
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