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A guy riding a tandem is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back", says the Cop. "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!" -- cheers, John B. |
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On 02/12/2019 02:38, John B. wrote:
A guy riding a tandem is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back", says the Cop. "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!" -- cheers, John B. sigh The old ones are the best. |
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On Mon, 2 Dec 2019 07:24:45 +0100, Tosspot
wrote: On 02/12/2019 02:38, John B. wrote: A guy riding a tandem is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back", says the Cop. "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!" -- cheers, John B. sigh The old ones are the best. If you liked that one read this: A tired cyclist stuck his thumb out for a lift: A guy in a sports car pulled over and offered him a ride. But the bike wouldn't fit in the trunk so the driver got some rope and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the rider: "if I go too fast, ring your bell and I'll slow down." Everything went well until another sports car blew past them. The driver forgot all about the cyclist and put his foot down. A short distance down the road, they hammered through a speed trap. The cop with the radar gun radioed ahead that he had clocked two sports cars at over 120 mph... and you're not going to believe this, but there's a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to pass!" -- cheers, John B. |
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On 12/2/2019 12:24 AM, Tosspot wrote:
On 02/12/2019 02:38, John B. wrote: A guy riding a tandem is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back", says the Cop. "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!" -- cheers, John B. sigh The old ones are the best. +1 Late model girls are nice to look at but I prefer my 1947 version. -- Andrew Muzi www.yellowjersey.org/ Open every day since 1 April, 1971 |
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On 02/12/2019 08:22, John B. wrote:
On Mon, 2 Dec 2019 07:24:45 +0100, Tosspot wrote: On 02/12/2019 02:38, John B. wrote: A guy riding a tandem is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back", says the Cop. "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!" -- cheers, John B. sigh The old ones are the best. If you liked that one read this: A tired cyclist stuck his thumb out for a lift: A guy in a sports car pulled over and offered him a ride. But the bike wouldn't fit in the trunk so the driver got some rope and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the rider: "if I go too fast, ring your bell and I'll slow down." Everything went well until another sports car blew past them. The driver forgot all about the cyclist and put his foot down. A short distance down the road, they hammered through a speed trap. The cop with the radar gun radioed ahead that he had clocked two sports cars at over 120 mph... and you're not going to believe this, but there's a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to pass!" -- cheers, I raise Two Irishmen are riding along on a tandem bicycle when, suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off, and starts letting air out of the tires. The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for?!" The first Irishman says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit." So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction. Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend. "Look, mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!" |
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On Mon, 2 Dec 2019 20:22:51 +0100, Tosspot
wrote: On 02/12/2019 08:22, John B. wrote: On Mon, 2 Dec 2019 07:24:45 +0100, Tosspot wrote: On 02/12/2019 02:38, John B. wrote: A guy riding a tandem is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice, sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back", says the Cop. "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!" -- cheers, John B. sigh The old ones are the best. If you liked that one read this: A tired cyclist stuck his thumb out for a lift: A guy in a sports car pulled over and offered him a ride. But the bike wouldn't fit in the trunk so the driver got some rope and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the rider: "if I go too fast, ring your bell and I'll slow down." Everything went well until another sports car blew past them. The driver forgot all about the cyclist and put his foot down. A short distance down the road, they hammered through a speed trap. The cop with the radar gun radioed ahead that he had clocked two sports cars at over 120 mph... and you're not going to believe this, but there's a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to pass!" -- cheers, I raise Two Irishmen are riding along on a tandem bicycle when, suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off, and starts letting air out of the tires. The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for?!" The first Irishman says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit." So the one in the back has had enough. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction. Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend. "Look, mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!" I'd raise you one with the two Nuns riding on a cobblestone road but that one is hardly fit for mixed company :-) -- cheers, John B. |
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