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Old January 5th 04, 02:47 AM
AccordNSX
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i would like to bring up the point again that unicycle = chick magnet.
I was in downtown Orlando last night riding with my brother and his
friend Joey, both on P2s. I recieved very minimal negative comments
while riding due to the fact that I was with two trials guys on bikes.
We covered a good amount of distance during the evening and had a blast.
A good portion of our ride was near Orange Av. and Church St., where the
majority of the clubs are located downtown. I stopped outside of one
place to talk to a bartender named Jessica who worked at a bar that I
use to frequent. At that point we were walking the bikes and uni due to
foot traffic. She wanted to see me ride it so I busted out a few moes...
when I finished a guy approached me and asked if he could have a go. He
said that he made a bet with his friend that he could ride it. I let the
guy have a shot, and he wobbled for around 20-30 feet. Turns out the guy
was the owner of a popular bar there in Orlando. He put us on the guest
list with VIP and free drinks for the evening. We rode back to the car,
threw the rides in and headed to the bar. On the way into the club my
brother and I stopped and got Jessica's number so we could set up a date
with her and her twin sister. Awesome night riding, VIP and free drinks,
plus setup a date with twins.

-btw it was 80s night. That means they were playing some MJ jagur.

Link contains no nudity, but might not be safe for those at work.
www.jessicabarton.com


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Old January 5th 04, 03:53 AM
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I disagree about a Unicycle being a chick magnet. I have ridden for over
seven years and girls don't flock to me. It's whoever is riding, not the
unicycle itself. Some guys are chick magnets, some aren't. I'd say
unicycles are people magnets though, because it starts conversations
with all sorts of people, young and old, male and female.


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Old January 5th 04, 05:07 AM
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I have to agree with Accord here.....Girls flock to me when I'm on my
unicycle, Maybe I'm already slightly a chick magnet on my own, but the
unicycle is like an amplifier or something.


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Old January 5th 04, 07:06 AM
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AccordNSX wrote:
*On the way into the club my brother and I stopped and got Jessica's
number so we could set up a date with her and her twin sister. *





OH MY GOD! That has got to be the best story i ever heard.


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Old January 6th 04, 02:55 AM
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Checkernuts wrote:
*

I've seen how the hotties flock to you like you like butter melting on
toast. *



Please slap me when this happens again. Neither my reflexes nor my
eyesight are particularly good anymore and I wouldn't want to miss it.


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Old January 5th 04, 01:44 PM
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I'd say unicycles are people magnets though, because it starts
conversations with all sorts of people, young and old, male and
female.



- Rowan

i agree! i was unicycling at this national trust place and the ranger
guy in his truck started asking me about my uni and i managed to idle
the whole time which i was very proud of (but my legs weren't!)


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Old January 6th 04, 04:13 AM
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I've heard a lot about the MUni being a chick magnet but my Coker REALLY
gets the job done.
................ they probably think its a representation of
something......................................... ...................my
great big love of life and wonderous personality of course!
........................ but I digress

LOL

but seriously, it definetly brings up the most conversation pieces and
they always want to try to ride it so that always brings more things up.
One girl i've actually been developing a friendship with by teaching
her how to ride.

Truley a people magnet at its heart.

Unless of corse you get the jerks who try to shove you off......god I
hate them...... I dont consider them people: more or less manifestations
of a dark underworld or something


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Old January 6th 04, 08:27 AM
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harper wrote:
*Being a young stud, like Adam, probably has more to do with it than
the unicycle. Being an old geezer, like me, the flocking has yet to
occur. *



...10 years from now and you might start having my luck, Harper.


I really think it was the rolling 180 to backwards riding that sealed
the deal. I'll admit that I'm a pretty outgoing guy with a fair amount
of charm. However, the unicycle has helped me to essentiate this.

I'm suprised the thread has gone this far with out the mentioning of...
but skill level 11?


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Old January 5th 04, 04:08 PM
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Yeah, unicycles are definite people magnets. I'
ve actually made some good friends from that. But I definetly agree, if
you're on a roll that day and you can bust out some sick tricks, girls
will totally go for that.


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Old January 5th 04, 04:33 PM
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AccordNSX wrote:
*unicycle = chick magnet.
*


Just yesterday, riding through the neighborhood with the wife and kids
(them on bikes, me on Niner), Loveliest Wife said "I'll have to come
along whenever you ride that thing" after I got another pretty smile
from a young female jogger. (5th for the day)



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