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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
(the original subject here is God made the banana to fit in one's
hand) ...with a tab for easy opening! Fits the hand perfectly as well! :-) I thought He made the hand to fit the banana! You really don't want to know what i misread that as... .... OK, let's change the subject... I think the bike is an improvement on God's design. Before, man depended on the beasts to get around. Even Jesus rode a donkey. Imagine what Jesus would have done if he had a bike! Which proves that mankind can better itself without help from above. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The revolution starts when you ride a bike. You think of it as a kinder, gentler vehicle that will help keep Peace as well as save the Environment, and make you Sexy." http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
"ComandanteBanana" wrote in message ... I think the bike is an improvement on God's design. Before, man depended on the beasts to get around. Even Jesus rode a donkey. Imagine what Jesus would have done if he had a bike! Kangaroos hopping are very efficient. I don't know how they compare to a bike, but a kangaroo will beat a bike every time over naturally rough ground. Which proves that mankind can better itself without help from above. Kangaroos are produced by evolution. That is why they are so efficient over natural ground. Bikes are mainly designed for smooth man made surfaces like roads and pedways. |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:59:04 -0700, ComandanteBanana wrote:
(the original subject here is God made the banana to fit in one's hand) ...with a tab for easy opening! Fits the hand perfectly as well! :-) I thought He made the hand to fit the banana! You really don't want to know what i misread that as... ... OK, let's change the subject... I think the bike is an improvement on God's design. Before, man depended on the beasts to get around. Even Jesus rode a donkey. Imagine what Jesus would have done if he had a bike! Which proves that mankind can better itself without help from above. Does it bollox. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The revolution starts when you ride a bike. You think of it as a kinder, gentler vehicle that will help keep Peace as well as save the Environment, and make you Sexy." http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution -- ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ __ ____ / _ \/ __/ _ | / _ \ / _ \/ _ |/ / / / / / // / _// __ |/ // / / ___/ __ / /_/ / /__ /____/___/_/ |_/____/ /_/ /_/ |_\____/____/ |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
Does it bollox. Cogent argument Paul. Nice one, well thought out. |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:54:25 -0700, BigRab wrote:
Does it bollox. Cogent argument Paul. Nice one, well thought out. Thanks. NP -- ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ __ ____ / _ \/ __/ _ | / _ \ / _ \/ _ |/ / / / / / // / _// __ |/ // / / ___/ __ / /_/ / /__ /____/___/_/ |_/____/ /_/ /_/ |_\____/____/ |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:48:43 -0700, Jack May wrote:
"ComandanteBanana" wrote in message ... I think the bike is an improvement on God's design. Before, man depended on the beasts to get around. Even Jesus rode a donkey. Imagine what Jesus would have done if he had a bike! Kangaroos hopping are very efficient. I don't know how they compare to a bike, but a kangaroo will beat a bike every time over naturally rough ground. Which proves that mankind can better itself without help from above. Kangaroos are produced by evolution. Your proof? That is why they are so efficient No, they are "efficient" because of the way they work, because of the way natural laws have been exploited. It's not because of evolution. Evolution is a process of construction of new forms. It is blind even according to Darwinists evolution is a blind process. -- ___ _______ ___ ___ ___ __ ____ / _ \/ __/ _ | / _ \ / _ \/ _ |/ / / / / / // / _// __ |/ // / / ___/ __ / /_/ / /__ /____/___/_/ |_/____/ /_/ /_/ |_\____/____/ |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
On Jun 2, 11:48*pm, "Jack May" wrote:
"ComandanteBanana" wrote in message ... I think the bike is an improvement on God's design. Before, man depended on the beasts to get around. Even Jesus rode a donkey. Imagine what Jesus would have done if he had a bike! Kangaroos hopping are very efficient. * I don't know how they compare to a bike, but a kangaroo will beat a bike every time over naturally rough ground. Which proves that mankind can better itself without help from above. Kangaroos are produced by evolution. *That is why they are so efficient over natural ground. * Bikes are mainly designed for smooth man made surfaces like roads and pedways. Well, bikes evolve too. Originally Posted by Ed Holland "Or, is the bike part of evolution" Such seems to be the case... http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/5115.jpg The whole process was like this: the monkey walked first, then became a man, then invented the bike, and then went for bananas on his bike. |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
On Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:02:09 +0100, Dead Paul
wrote: On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:48:43 -0700, Jack May wrote: "ComandanteBanana" wrote in message ... I think the bike is an improvement on God's design. Before, man depended on the beasts to get around. Even Jesus rode a donkey. Imagine what Jesus would have done if he had a bike! Kangaroos hopping are very efficient. I don't know how they compare to a bike, but a kangaroo will beat a bike every time over naturally rough ground. Which proves that mankind can better itself without help from above. Kangaroos are produced by evolution. Your proof? That is why they are so efficient No, they are "efficient" because of the way they work, because of the way natural laws have been exploited. It's not because of evolution. Evolution is a process of construction of new forms. It is blind even according to Darwinists evolution is a blind process. Right, and Darwin did not come up with the theory of evolution. He came up with the idea that natural selection takes place because some random mutations are beneficial in the particular environment. Somehow, a mutation (or mutations) allowed certain kangaroos to jump better than others and they escaped predators. Seems fairly reasonable. That pouch for raising young is a bit hard to take though. Not only that, the pouch exists on that weird creature that hangs around my backyard, the oPossum. Odd beast that one is. Bikes evolve also, but not through random mutation. |
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Don't you see the evolutionary advantages of riding a bike?
The natural world has many answers to the problems we face today.
There's even a science about it... "Sociobiology is a neo-Darwinian synthesis of scientific disciplines that attempts to explain social behavior in all species by considering the evolutionary advantages the behaviors may have. It is often considered a branch of biology and sociology, but also draws from ethology, anthropology, evolution, zoology, archeology, population genetics and other disciplines. Within the study of human societies, sociobiology is closely related to the fields of human behavioral ecology and evolutionary psychology. Sociobiology investigates social behaviors, such as mating patterns, territorial fights, pack hunting, and the hive society of social insects." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociobiology Don't you see the evolutionary advantages of riding a bike? I see many. |
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Is the bike an improvement on God's design?
(I'm using some metaphoric language here, just like the Christians use
Adam and Eve, just that the terminology is Teflon and cast iron.) While Teflon wears out, cast iron is "forever," but you have to keep "curing it"... In other words, we should live under a permanent state of r-evolution, making corrections along the way. It's what made humans out of monkeys. The Christians' creation though denies evolution both in the past and present. Proof of that is how they stick to their SUVs in the face of oil crisis, while denying space to the "smart" bicycles. If they studied life at the time of the dinosaurs, they'd find out that's a recipe for disaster, which they call "Armageddon." No more preaching for today. |
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