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Chrashing;1149145 wrote: It was a cold 29 F morning today when I was riding the rail trail, so I had it mostly to myself. About 2 miles in I caught up with family of 5 walking the trail. They were all noisily talking, but as I stealthily approached and swooped past they became quiet. A satisfying silence. Those are the best. I normally ride with my miniature music machine in my hand and sometimes I'll surreptitiously switch off to listen to comments (or lack of) as I pass. -- Into the blue Harper wrote: i wuld get a 20' trialls uni prolly with a blu tiar. get splined an a kh saet or ur a pansy. get trials cuz thaz whut i du n u mus wannaa whut i du 2. lol...awwsum. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Into the blue's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12084 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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I know it's been used numerous times but when I used this one today the delivery was perfect and the response to it was worth a million. I was standing to the side of the trail while a group of mountain bikers (about 8) approached. The rider leader popped off with a "You lost your other wheel" and I replied with a rather tired "Man, I just got rid of the training wheel guys." -\"BURN!\" \"OWNED!\" \"DUDE!\" \"WOW!\"- and -\"MAN HE WAS SO READY FOR YOU!\"- Were the immediate responses from his comrades. Priceless. I'll treasure that memory. ^^ -- Trapper ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Trapper's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/10341 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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at my local skatepark a CHAV said "woah boy, thats some crazy ass **** you can do on that tricycle!" -- simonb )--360unispin-O 3rd place ------------------------------------------------------------------------ simonb's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/16256 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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"Yeah, you go!" "I -am- going. This way, see?" -- Into the blue Harper wrote: i wuld get a 20' trialls uni prolly with a blu tiar. get splined an a kh saet or ur a pansy. get trials cuz thaz whut i du n u mus wannaa whut i du 2. lol...awwsum. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Into the blue's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12084 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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This one isn't from today. Actually it's from quite a while ago. I was riding in Huntington Beach with my dad and I had my dalmation on a leash. We passed under the pier and I heard a teenager yell, "HOLY S**T!" I could hear in is voice that he was going to say something else. I wasn't disappointed. The next thing he said was, "I thought dalmations were extinct!" He sounded like a stoner. It was by far the funniest comment I've ever heard. -- crazyjoe *'uniproshop.com' (http://uniproshop.com)* *'MySpace' (http://myspace.com/myspace_joespace)* *'deviantART' (http://thecrazyjoe.deviantart.com/)* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ crazyjoe's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/17533 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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NOt from today but from a few days ago and from yesterday. It had been snowin a bit and my mom wouldn't let me coker to school the first few days and I had gotten on the bus to go home and a large man sat down next to me and asked if I was missing anything... like a unicycle I told him that I was and that if I had it I'd be almost home by now but my mom wouldn't let me ride that day and he said he had been talking to a lady at the bus stop and said "it feels like we're missing something" and she had replied "yeah that crazy kid on the unicycle." and a few days ago he won a bet with the same lady who said "it's too cold out today I bet you that kid doesn't ride by this morning" and sure enough I rode by... he won $5. Then Yesterday I was cokering home in snow and ice with my slick TA tire and a cop drove up the road I thought I was going to get scolded for not having a helmet but he turned on his megaphone on his car and said "that takes talent." it took a bit for that to register and for me to figure out what he said and a few seconds later he drove up next to me and turned on his megaphone repeating the comment over his megaphone and giving me a thumbs up before continuing on his way. -- Ducttape '-*buy my shirts*-' (www.zazzle.com/ducttapesunicycle*) '*watch my videos*' (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ducttapesunicycle) '*uniman comics*' (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53444) '*original thread for uniman*' (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49862) *'sigged quotes' (http://tinyurl.com/29b744)* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ducttape's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/12006 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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Ducttape;1153668 wrote: cop drove up the road I thought I was going to get scolded for not having a helmet but he turned on his megaphone on his car and said "that takes talent." it took a bit for that to register and for me to figure out what he said and a few seconds later he drove up next to me and turned on his megaphone repeating the comment over his megaphone and giving me a thumbs up before continuing on his way. Nice cop Just starting my ride at the botanical garden, when I see a mt biker ahead of me. I said to myself, ''If I catch him; it will be on the 1st hill''. (I'm thinking he would poop out and start walking it.) He made it, but not fast. I caught him on the 3rd hill. I said," You can't let a unicycle beat you''. he said,''that's insulting'' I said, '' you got me on the down hill'' he said,''yeah but you will catch me'' I never saw him again after the 4th hill as he took off ahead of me. He slipped off the trail somewhere because you come back the same way and I went all the way to the end. -- critter MUni! The closest I'll ever get to bull riding! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ critter's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/8739 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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I also ride a recumbent bicycle, a lounge chair with two wheels. We get the same kind of WTF reactions when we go by. My wife loves riding behind me and seeing all the reactions I get. David -- TimeTraveler ------------------------------------------------------------------------ TimeTraveler's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/18698 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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TimeTraveler;1154478 wrote: I also ride a recumbent bicycle, a lounge chair with two wheels. We get the same kind of WTF reactions when we go by. My wife loves riding behind me and seeing all the reactions I get. My daughter likes following me even more. I've noticed quite a bit over the last few years that a recumbent towing a trailer or trailerbike gets more comments than a unicycle (and invariably positive). +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Filename: z0802101405ajennydaddy.jpg | |Download: http://www.unicyclist.com/attachment/30291 | +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- Danny Colyer 'http://www.redpedals.co.uk' (http://www.colyer.plus.com/danny/) "I don't think proofreading is adequate. All posts should be waxed and buffed. Then they should wear little tuxedos." - Greg Harper on usenet ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Danny Colyer's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/11637 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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My Son's about to outgrow the Piccolo. The most common comment then is "He's not pedaling!" -- TimeTraveler ------------------------------------------------------------------------ TimeTraveler's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/18698 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/38668 Posted Via Usenet.com Premium Usenet Newsgroup Services ---------------------------------------------------------- http://www.usenet.com |
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