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Old May 26th 12, 10:02 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

As you will have noticed I've been seeing off & fending off the
psycholists again all week.

One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.

Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? It's the last we will
see of him around here.

It's their own time they are wasting as I always say.

Just popping off to Lidl to spend £500 on a liposuction pump. Our lass
still hasn't lost enough weight for my liking.

Video to follow.



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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
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Old May 26th 12, 10:05 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On 26/05/2012 10:02, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:

As you will have noticed I've been seeing off & fending off the psycholists
again all week.
One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.
Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? It's the last we will see of
him around here.


He's now working in a coalmine.

Going down, down, down.

Well, at least, I assume it's a coalmine. There are other possibilities.
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Old May 26th 12, 10:23 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On 26/05/2012 10:05, JNugent wrote:
On 26/05/2012 10:02, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:

As you will have noticed I've been seeing off & fending off the
psycholists
again all week.
One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.
Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? It's the last we will
see of
him around here.


He's now working in a coalmine.

Going down, down, down.

Well, at least, I assume it's a coalmine. There are other possibilities.


Do you think his experience of sitting in a pit in his garage got him
the job?

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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University
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Old May 26th 12, 11:40 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Judith[_4_]
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On Sat, 26 May 2012 10:02:52 +0100, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

As you will have noticed I've been seeing off & fending off the
psycholists again all week.

One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.

Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? It's the last we will
see of him around here.

It's their own time they are wasting as I always say.

Just popping off to Lidl to spend £500 on a liposuction pump. Our lass
still hasn't lost enough weight for my liking.

Video to follow.




Wicked :-)

Will you be able to photograph the Lidl receipt and include it in the video
please.


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Old May 27th 12, 12:50 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Squashme
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On May 26, 10:02*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
As you will have noticed I've been seeing off & fending off the
psycholists again all week.

One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.


"It wasn't hard." One-handed may no longer work. Is that the real
reason that you are getting the liposuction pump? Best start on a low
setting, I'd guess.

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Old May 27th 12, 02:14 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Brake Pad
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On May 26, 9:02*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
As you will have noticed I've been seeing off & fending off the
psycholists again all week.

One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.

Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? *It's the last we will
see of him around here.

It's their own time they are wasting as I always say.

Just popping off to Lidl to spend £500 on a liposuction pump. Our lass
still hasn't lost enough weight for my liking.

Mrs Handywoman can exchange her excess weight for regaining her self-
respect.

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Old May 27th 12, 02:27 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On 27/05/2012 14:14, Brake Pad wrote:

Dave - Cyclists wrote:


As you will have noticed I've been seeing off& fending off the
psycholists again all week.
One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.
Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? It's the last we will
see of him around here.
It's their own time they are wasting as I always say.
Just popping off to Lidl to spend £500 on a liposuction pump. Our lass
still hasn't lost enough weight for my liking.


Mrs Handywoman can exchange her excess weight for regaining her self-
respect.


whisper I think he was kidding about that bit.


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Old May 27th 12, 04:43 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Dave - Cyclists VOR
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On 27/05/2012 14:14, Brake Pad wrote:
On May 26, 9:02 am, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
As you will have noticed I've been seeing off& fending off the
psycholists again all week.

One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.

Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? It's the last we will
see of him around here.

It's their own time they are wasting as I always say.

Just popping off to Lidl to spend £500 on a liposuction pump. Our lass
still hasn't lost enough weight for my liking.

Mrs Handywoman can exchange her excess weight for regaining her self-
respect.

Whooooooosh!!!!


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University
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Old May 27th 12, 05:15 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Justin[_3_]
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On 27 mei, 17:43, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 27/05/2012 14:14, Brake Pad wrote:



On May 26, 9:02 am, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
As you will have noticed I've been seeing off& *fending off the
psycholists again all week.


One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.


Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? *It's the last we will
see of him around here.


It's their own time they are wasting as I always say.


Just popping off to Lidl to spend £500 on a liposuction pump. Our lass
still hasn't lost enough weight for my liking.

Mrs Handywoman can exchange her excess weight for regaining her self-
respect.


Whooooooosh!!!!

--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
Univer

The sound of air rushing through the ample empty space to be found in
a Handyman's head.
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Old May 27th 12, 05:25 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Justin[_3_]
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Default Fending off the psycholists again.

On 27 mei, 18:15, Justin wrote:
On 27 mei, 17:43, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:



On 27/05/2012 14:14, Brake Pad wrote:


On May 26, 9:02 am, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
As you will have noticed I've been seeing off& *fending off the
psycholists again all week.


One hand behind my back, it wasn't hard.


Notice how Masonjob hasn't posted for a while? *It's the last we will
see of him around here.


It's their own time they are wasting as I always say.


Just popping off to Lidl to spend £500 on a liposuction pump. Our lass
still hasn't lost enough weight for my liking.
Mrs Handywoman can exchange her excess weight for regaining her self-
respect.


Whooooooosh!!!!


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
Univer


The sound of air rushing through the ample empty space to be found in
a Handyman's head.

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