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  #61  
Old November 2nd 09, 12:41 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
Edward Dolan
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"Simon Lewis" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" writes:

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Why not just go **** yourself and be done with it. Yea, get the
tension over


For someone who thinks he is so above it all, your recent habit of
replying TWICE to posts you maintained you "laugh at" suggests that you
might not be the cool cucumber you fancy yourself at. Like most big head
wannabes you lose the plot when questioned about your imbecilic
views. And, like most bigoted racists, you turn to anger and vitriol to
try and quell your indignation and frustration at being revealed for
what you really are : an opinionated idiot whom next to no one pays
any attention to.


No one ever pays any attention to anyone on Usenet, and rightly so. After
all, no one is here except for idiots like you. Replying to an asshole like
you is my therapy for the day.

By the way, anyone who accuses others of being racists are racists
themselves. That follows as from night to day. One question though, if you
are a racist, are you not also bigoted? It seems the two terms are
synonymous. Why use both when one will do?
[...]

****ign Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


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  #62  
Old November 2nd 09, 12:45 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Dan C" wrote in message
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On Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:20:47 -0500, Edward Dolan wrote:

[...]
Why not just go **** yourself and be done with it.


You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I'll bet
you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You
are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than
be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly
with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this
world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by
the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed
themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species
as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very
thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the
dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its
beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly
briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of
your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of
your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements
of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you
hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You
are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of
all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that
even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy
emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be
this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original
big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by
anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm
sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this,
you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength
left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.


I have saved the above to my folder of invective for use in the future,
although much of it I think I already have. Many thanks!

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #63  
Old November 2nd 09, 12:50 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
Edward Dolan
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"Simon Lewis" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" writes:

[...]
The only pathetic ******* here is you. Don't think you are going to die
and
go to oblivion? I assure you that you are. It is just a matter of time.
We
humans have lives that are not much different than mayflies - brief,
brief,
brief! Before you know it, you are old and just waiting for the Grim
Reaper.

But who the hell wants to live forever? Life gets very tiresome finally -
especially when all that is left are pathetic *******s like you who seem
not
to have a clue about anything.


For someone that proclaims to despise "name calling" you sure do it a
lot. You really are a low brow moron with ideas of grandeur. And a
racist bigot to boot.


You started the name calling, but we shall see who has more time to devote
to it.

Have you produced any mulatto offspring yet? If not, get busy!

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #64  
Old November 2nd 09, 01:45 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
news:PvSdnaTGBN8isXPXnZ2dnUVZ_uCdnZ2d@prairiewave. com...

"Simon Lewis" wrote in message
...
"Edward Dolan" writes:

[...]
The only pathetic ******* here is you. Don't think you are going to die
and
go to oblivion? I assure you that you are. It is just a matter of time.
We
humans have lives that are not much different than mayflies - brief,
brief,
brief! Before you know it, you are old and just waiting for the Grim
Reaper.

But who the hell wants to live forever? Life gets very tiresome
finally -
especially when all that is left are pathetic *******s like you who seem
not
to have a clue about anything.


For someone that proclaims to despise "name calling" you sure do it a
lot. You really are a low brow moron with ideas of grandeur. And a
racist bigot to boot.


You started the name calling, but we shall see who has more time to devote
to it.

Have you produced any mulatto offspring yet? If not, get busy!

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



Why don't you two love birds get a cheap motel room and leave the rest of us
alone for a while.


  #65  
Old November 2nd 09, 08:06 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
Edward Dolan
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"DI" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Simon Lewis" wrote in message
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[...]
For someone that proclaims to despise "name calling" you sure do it a
lot. You really are a low brow moron with ideas of grandeur. And a
racist bigot to boot.


You started the name calling, but we shall see who has more time to
devote to it.

Have you produced any mulatto offspring yet? If not, get busy!


Why don't you two love birds get a cheap motel room and leave the rest of
us alone for a while.


Anyone who calls anyone else a racist bigot is beneath contempt. Such
wretches are always the biggest racists in the world. All I want him to do
is to marry outside his race and produce lots of mulatto offspring that look
like Obama. If he is not a racist bigot, then that is what he should do.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #66  
Old November 2nd 09, 11:46 PM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
Simon Lewis
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"Edward Dolan" writes:

"DI" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
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"Simon Lewis" wrote in message
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[...]
For someone that proclaims to despise "name calling" you sure do it a
lot. You really are a low brow moron with ideas of grandeur. And a
racist bigot to boot.

You started the name calling, but we shall see who has more time to
devote to it.

Have you produced any mulatto offspring yet? If not, get busy!


Why don't you two love birds get a cheap motel room and leave the rest of
us alone for a while.


Anyone who calls anyone else a racist bigot is beneath contempt. Such
wretches are always the biggest racists in the world. All I want him to do
is to marry outside his race and produce lots of mulatto offspring that look
like Obama. If he is not a racist bigot, then that is what he should
do.


What the hell are you talking about? You reinforce your race supremacy
ideas here by suggesting others would not be happy with mixed race
children.

Low brow bigots like yourself usually reveal their "true colour" easily
enough when prodded. I didn't realise it would be THAT easy though.

As for your incredibly dumb, even for you or Bill Baka, claim that I
should father Mulatto offspring just to PROVE I am NOT a "racist bigot"
.... that is beneath contempt. Would you go off and perform oral sex on a
man to prove you were not "anti Gay"?

You're a complete and utter moron : and I delight in seeing you prove it
with each and every pathetic attempt of yours to cover up your rather
nasty, seedy and bigoted outlook on life.

Welcome to being #1 in my killfile.


Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


AKA : "Donal that idiot"
  #67  
Old November 3rd 09, 12:02 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
Edward Dolan
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"Simon Lewis" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" writes:

[...]
Anyone who calls anyone else a racist bigot is beneath contempt. Such
wretches are always the biggest racists in the world. All I want him to
do
is to marry outside his race and produce lots of mulatto offspring that
look
like Obama. If he is not a racist bigot, then that is what he should
do.


What the hell are you talking about? You reinforce your race supremacy
ideas here by suggesting others would not be happy with mixed race
children.


Not race supremacy, only race difference. The Blacks are welcome to Africa
below the Sahara. I just wish they would stay there. Why not go there
yourself and see how they welcome you?

Low brow bigots like yourself usually reveal their "true colour" easily
enough when prodded. I didn't realise it would be THAT easy though.


The only thing you have revealed are your own prejudices. Why not
acknowledge them. You will feel better afterwards.

As for your incredibly dumb, even for you or Bill Baka, claim that I
should father Mulatto offspring just to PROVE I am NOT a "racist bigot"
... that is beneath contempt. Would you go off and perform oral sex on a
man to prove you were not "anti Gay"?


Nope, back up your desire for a one world race. Go and procreate
accordingly. After all, don't you want us all to look like Obama?

You're a complete and utter moron : and I delight in seeing you prove it
with each and every pathetic attempt of yours to cover up your rather
nasty, seedy and bigoted outlook on life.


Yup, nothing but a name caller! It is what all liberals resort to one when
shoved into a corner of their own prejudices and beliefs.

Welcome to being #1 in my killfile.


You bet - **** you too!

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


  #68  
Old November 3rd 09, 12:42 AM posted to alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles,rec.bicycles.misc
Edward Dolan
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"Simon Lewis" wrote in message
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[...]
As for your incredibly dumb, even for you or Bill Baka, claim that I
should father Mulatto offspring just to PROVE I am NOT a "racist bigot"
... that is beneath contempt. Would you go off and perform oral sex on a
man to prove you were not "anti Gay"?


Do you not know that I am opposed to gay sex, and in fact to gays - period!
If Hitler wanted to kill them, it just goes to prove that a stopped clock is
right twice a day. Males are impossibly ugly. You must be some kind of
galoot to think otherwise. I would rather **** an alligator than another
human male, but that is me, not you. By the way, oral sex is immoral, but
what would a scum bucket like you know about that. Do babies come out of
mouths? Or maybe anal sex is more to your liking? You problably think babies
come out of anuses!

Simon, if you do not want to marry a female of a race opposite to yours, why
not at least consort with their whores. But you must produce offspring.
Otherwise it is all for naught. Nope, sorry, but that is the only way to
get to a one world race that you so desire. Now quit making excuses and hop
to it! I can't hardly wait until we all look like Obama.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



  #69  
Old November 5th 09, 12:46 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles
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All the boroughs of NYC are extremely dangerous for
cyclists unless you stay on the bike paths.


=v= Um ... when's the last time you actually rode there?
I find NYC quite safe -- downright excellent, in fact --
for biking.
_Jym_

  #70  
Old November 5th 09, 12:52 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc,alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent,nyc.bicycles
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[N]obody loves trees more than I do.

=v= An excellent reason to visit New York City.

I not only LOOK at them, but I want to know all about their
genera and species. In fact, I carry little books on me which
will help me to identify them.


=v= The book _New_York_City_Trees_, by Edward Sibley Barnard,
is the best-organized field guide to trees I've ever seen. It
fits right into a rack pack pocket.
_Jym_

 




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