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Old September 15th 13, 12:28 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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I knew you could do it Chris. You the man Holmes!
Old September 15th 13, 03:15 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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I knew you could do it Chris. You the man Holmes!

This is what you wrote on 11 Sept. What are you on about?

"Chris is going to fold like a dilapidated recliner 4 years over due for the
Good Will trash heap. It's going to be pitiful. He's going to go backwards
like Floyd in that stage before his famous ride into Morzine. Pozzovivo,
Valverde and Nibali are not going to show any tenderness. There'll be no
sentiment. There'll be no soft words. Nothing will make it easier to bare.
Chris'll have to aim his taxi directly at the airport and get out of Spain
before he's too filled with suicidal shame. He's going to collapse faster
than Schrodinger's wave function being witnessed by a stadium filled with
physicists. After the dust settles, you faggots in here will be wondering
if Chris is Jonathan Page's vanishing twin. Just watch Stage 18. You'll


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