Johnny NoCom or Osama? Time to vote!

Truly amazing!!!

The Fat Old Geezers from BROL have now decided to sick the FBI after
Johnny NoCom. Looks like the fat asses on slow recumbents have decided
that Johnny NoCom is more of a threat to national security than Osama
bin Laden.

The mindset over at BROL better known as "Big Retards On Lithium" is
astonishing. Instead of letting the FBI protect the national security of
this great country those BROLy FOG *******s have decided to waste
taxpayers money to get thousands of FBI agents to track down Johnny
NoCom instead.

The cycling community needs to take a vote on this one.

Who is more of a threat to the world Johnny NoCom or Osama? Let the
cycling community vote. Do not let a few fat old pampered fat asses at
BROL decide.

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny

Johnny NoCom wrote:
Truly amazing!!!

The Fat Old Geezers from BROL have now decided to sick the FBI after
Johnny NoCom. Looks like the fat asses on slow recumbents have decided
that Johnny NoCom is more of a threat to national security than Osama
bin Laden.

The mindset over at BROL better known as "Big Retards On Lithium" is
astonishing. Instead of letting the FBI protect the national security of
this great country those BROLy FOG *******s have decided to waste
taxpayers money to get thousands of FBI agents to track down Johnny
NoCom instead.

The cycling community needs to take a vote on this one.

Who is more of a threat to the world Johnny NoCom or Osama? Let the
cycling community vote. Do not let a few fat old pampered fat asses at
BROL decide.

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny




Ed,
I can only hope that through some remote chance that you are not Johnny
NoCom. Otherwise, it'll be on your head that Velokraft suffers financial losses
because no one with any class at all, wants to buy a bike from any company that
condones your actions.
It's already obvious that the person posting as Johnny NoCom is a coward and
will not tell the world just what his name really is. Ed, since you are
well-known for having and riding a NoCom, you undoubtedly know who this person
is. Will you stand up and tell us who it is? Will you do what is necessary to
save Velocraft from this juvenile, emarrassing joke? Will anyone who knows this
person's name, who may have sold him the NoCom that he claims to ride, tell us?
I feel sorry for Velocraft, and for anyone who expects to make a living
selling their bikes.

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

As a courtesy, perhaps Velokraft ("Kamil Manecki" )
should be contacted and made aware of the nonsense being spewed here by
Ed's alias "Johnny NoCom". I sincerely doubt that he or the company
would want to continue to be associated with Ed after reading what he
has posted here.

I have decided that for every Johnny NoCom T-shirt sale at my web site I will
donate 2¢ to the BROL site. I will do every thing I can to help support the Bent
Retards On Lithium site. My charity contribution can be used to buy a case of
filtered drinking water for the BROL staff writers.

Apparently the staff writers at BROL have lost their minds with their current
string of false accusations they have been posting on their site and at A.R.B.R.
The water those writers are drinking must be highly polluted. Its horrible to
imagine all the brain damage those BROL staff writers have from years of drinking
polluted water.

Once again it will be Johnny NoCom to the rescue.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny


Larry Varney wrote:

Johnny NoCom wrote:
Truly amazing!!!

The Fat Old Geezers from BROL have now decided to sick the FBI after
Johnny NoCom. Looks like the fat asses on slow recumbents have decided
that Johnny NoCom is more of a threat to national security than Osama
bin Laden.

The mindset over at BROL better known as "Big Retards On Lithium" is
astonishing. Instead of letting the FBI protect the national security of
this great country those BROLy FOG *******s have decided to waste
taxpayers money to get thousands of FBI agents to track down Johnny
NoCom instead.

The cycling community needs to take a vote on this one.

Who is more of a threat to the world Johnny NoCom or Osama? Let the
cycling community vote. Do not let a few fat old pampered fat asses at
BROL decide.

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny




Ed,
I can only hope that through some remote chance that you are not Johnny
NoCom. Otherwise, it'll be on your head that Velokraft suffers financial losses
because no one with any class at all, wants to buy a bike from any company that
condones your actions.
It's already obvious that the person posting as Johnny NoCom is a coward and
will not tell the world just what his name really is. Ed, since you are
well-known for having and riding a NoCom, you undoubtedly know who this person
is. Will you stand up and tell us who it is? Will you do what is necessary to
save Velocraft from this juvenile, emarrassing joke? Will anyone who knows this
person's name, who may have sold him the NoCom that he claims to ride, tell us?
I feel sorry for Velocraft, and for anyone who expects to make a living
selling their bikes.

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

Johnny NoCom wrote:
I have decided that for every Johnny NoCom T-shirt sale at my web site I will
donate 2¢ to the BROL site. I will do every thing I can to help support the Bent
Retards On Lithium site. My charity contribution can be used to buy a case of
filtered drinking water for the BROL staff writers.

Apparently the staff writers at BROL have lost their minds with their current
string of false accusations they have been posting on their site and at A.R.B.R.
The water those writers are drinking must be highly polluted. Its horrible to
imagine all the brain damage those BROL staff writers have from years of drinking
polluted water.

Once again it will be Johnny NoCom to the rescue.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny



Two cents? Out of $39.95? Why, you're not only a coward, but a cheap one!
And as for accusations by the "staff writers at BROL", actually it was more
questions and requests, and just by me. You continue to refuse to identify
yourself, and I have to wonder: why? What are you afraid of? It's been
suggested that you may not be Ed Gin after all - and I really hope this is true
- and your true shame would be revealed: you do not own a NoCom at all, and are
just a pathetic, cowardly poseur.
And forget the filtered water. I'm a Pepsi One fan. And at 2 cents per
t-shirt ordered from a non-existent website, I don't think I'll wait for your
charitable contribution to arrive.
--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

Larry Varney wrote:

Johnny NoCom wrote:
I have decided that for every Johnny NoCom T-shirt sale at my web site I will
donate 2¢ to the BROL site. I will do every thing I can to help support the Bent
Retards On Lithium site. My charity contribution can be used to buy a case of
filtered drinking water for the BROL staff writers.

Apparently the staff writers at BROL have lost their minds with their current
string of false accusations they have been posting on their site and at A.R.B.R.
The water those writers are drinking must be highly polluted. Its horrible to
imagine all the brain damage those BROL staff writers have from years of drinking
polluted water.

Once again it will be Johnny NoCom to the rescue.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny



Two cents? Out of $39.95? Why, you're not only a coward, but a cheap one!
And as for accusations by the "staff writers at BROL", actually it was more
questions and requests, and just by me. You continue to refuse to identify
yourself, and I have to wonder: why? What are you afraid of? It's been
suggested that you may not be Ed Gin after all - and I really hope this is true
- and your true shame would be revealed: you do not own a NoCom at all, and are
just a pathetic, cowardly poseur.
And forget the filtered water. I'm a Pepsi One fan. And at 2 cents per
t-shirt ordered from a non-existent website, I don't think I'll wait for your
charitable contribution to arrive.
--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

Larry Barney,

You will see me and my NoCom on the new site soon, along with my
servants, Joao, Barney, Bwian, PutPut, Jimmymac, Chris SLOWDIO Evans, SlowJoe,
and other NoCom wannabee's. Most of you will be dragging knuckles on the pavement
with the
exception of Jimmymac perched atop his Preparation H greased pole up the ass sitting
on a slither of leather
tending to a nosebleed.

Johnny

Larry Varney wrote:

Johnny NoCom wrote:
I have decided that for every Johnny NoCom T-shirt sale at my web site I will
donate 2¢ to the BROL site. I will do every thing I can to help support the Bent
Retards On Lithium site. My charity contribution can be used to buy a case of
filtered drinking water for the BROL staff writers.

Apparently the staff writers at BROL have lost their minds with their current
string of false accusations they have been posting on their site and at A.R.B.R.
The water those writers are drinking must be highly polluted. Its horrible to
imagine all the brain damage those BROL staff writers have from years of drinking
polluted water.

Once again it will be Johnny NoCom to the rescue.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny



Two cents? Out of $39.95? Why, you're not only a coward, but a cheap one!
And as for accusations by the "staff writers at BROL", actually it was more
questions and requests, and just by me. You continue to refuse to identify
yourself, and I have to wonder: why? What are you afraid of? It's been
suggested that you may not be Ed Gin after all - and I really hope this is true
- and your true shame would be revealed: you do not own a NoCom at all, and are
just a pathetic, cowardly poseur.
And forget the filtered water. I'm a Pepsi One fan. And at 2 cents per
t-shirt ordered from a non-existent website, I don't think I'll wait for your
charitable contribution to arrive.
--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

Larry Barney,

Yes as I suspected. Fat Ol Geezers who drink from aluminum cans are at high risk of
brain oxidation. It is apparent that some writers and moderators at BROL better known
as Bent Rejects On Lithium have slowly been loosing their mental capacity to grasp
reality.

I will now increase my contribution to BROL better known as Bent Rejects On Lithium to
2.2¢ for every Johnny NoCom fastest T-Shirt in the Known Universe sale.

Unfortunately due to the rude behavior of the some BROLys I will not donate any
profits from the Johnny NoCom hats, jackets, calendars, cycling vests or newly
published Johnny NoCom book "How to ride faster than Slow Triker Geezers with Stinky
Ugly Beards."

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny

Johnny NoCom wrote:
Larry Varney wrote:


Johnny NoCom wrote:

I have decided that for every Johnny NoCom T-shirt sale at my web site I will
donate 2¢ to the BROL site. I will do every thing I can to help support the Bent
Retards On Lithium site. My charity contribution can be used to buy a case of
filtered drinking water for the BROL staff writers.

Apparently the staff writers at BROL have lost their minds with their current
string of false accusations they have been posting on their site and at A.R.B.R.
The water those writers are drinking must be highly polluted. Its horrible to
imagine all the brain damage those BROL staff writers have from years of drinking
polluted water.

Once again it will be Johnny NoCom to the rescue.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny



Two cents? Out of $39.95? Why, you're not only a coward, but a cheap one!
And as for accusations by the "staff writers at BROL", actually it was more
questions and requests, and just by me. You continue to refuse to identify
yourself, and I have to wonder: why? What are you afraid of? It's been
suggested that you may not be Ed Gin after all - and I really hope this is true
- and your true shame would be revealed: you do not own a NoCom at all, and are
just a pathetic, cowardly poseur.
And forget the filtered water. I'm a Pepsi One fan. And at 2 cents per
t-shirt ordered from a non-existent website, I don't think I'll wait for your
charitable contribution to arrive.
--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney


Larry Barney,

You will see me and my NoCom on the new site soon, along with my
servants, Joao, Barney, Bwian, PutPut, Jimmymac, Chris SLOWDIO Evans, SlowJoe,
and other NoCom wannabee's. Most of you will be dragging knuckles on the pavement
with the
exception of Jimmymac perched atop his Preparation H greased pole up the ass sitting
on a slither of leather
tending to a nosebleed.

Johnny



Still the gutless coward, I see. Pardon me if I treat all that you say with
the appropriate disdain and disbelief. Prove to us that you really do have a
NoCom, why don't you? Why hide behind the numerous phoney email IDs? Why keep
jabbering on about this website that doesn't exist, and probably never will?
You really are the lowest of the low. When it's said that someone is beneath
contempt, it has to be said that you're not quite the you still deserve
contempt. The only thing that might excuse your behavior, is if it turns out
that you're some pre-teen wannabee.
And for those out there on the list who don't just suspect who this clown
is, but *know*, why don't you tell us? Is there any honor in not doing so? I
suspect what he has to hide, but why are you doing likewise?

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney

Johnny,

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into
this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then
killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.



I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the
very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers
avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed,
a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing
nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.



You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way
beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so
far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that
no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some
primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After
this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you
have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this
was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't
have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be
placing such a demand on you.

Yours truly,

Biking Bill

BikingBill wrote:
Johnny,

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.snip

I feel like I've wandered into a meeting of the Ambrose Bierce Fan Club!
Lighten up, guys! Ever see that 'Star Trek' episode where the being survived on
the strongest emotions of others, and kept pitting the Romulans against Kirk
and his guys? Laughter drove it away, and it'll do the same here!

--
Larry Varney
Cold Spring, KY
http://home.fuse.net/larryvarney