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Old March 30th 11, 04:03 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Clitteigh
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Default Armstrong's semen samples requested by RBR Ball Garglers

Please help me, someone!

I just learned I have terminal cancer.

I need to contact Lance or his ghostwriter to find out what treatment
Armstrong was given to magically overcome his total-body malignancies
and go on to win all those TDF races.

Since my oncologists tell me there exists no credible medical record
of such an unmatched recovery, speaking to Lance is my final chance to
garner a miracle of my own.

Please!
..
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Old March 31st 11, 12:56 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Anton Berlin
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Default Armstrong's semen samples requested by RBR Ball Garglers

On Mar 30, 10:03*am, Clitteigh wrote:
Please help me, someone!

I just learned I have terminal cancer.

I need to contact Lance or his ghostwriter to find out what treatment
Armstrong was given to magically overcome his total-body malignancies
and go on to win all those TDF races.

Since my oncologists tell me there exists no credible medical record
of such an unmatched recovery, speaking to Lance is my final chance to
garner a miracle of my own.

Please!
.


There is hope for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyqyVKSJiOM

Just say your name is Sneaky Fox and call my friend Pepsi Frank - he's
either in Rotterdam or the Congo

Be careful your heart don't exploses from taking too much.
 




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