pict of Pookums Plumpy Palsy Peacock (Ride-A-Lot)

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Is that you?

You look like a member of the Brady Bunch.

Ridey, say you're sorry and I'll stop picking on you, after you
compensate me financially for my services.

Oh no, I called you Ridey instead of Pookums The Plumpy Peacock.

How about Pookums the Plumpy Pelican?

You have the sorrowful coordination of a clutzy bird, it's just what
type of bird that you do. Pelican, penguin, peacock, do do bird, blind
seagull, blind duck, a retarded geese?

Which one do you feel you resemble the most Pookums?