Unlit cyclist attacks motorist with bicycle

On Wed, 22 Apr 2015 22:24:15 +0100, The Medway Handyman wrote:



(1) road lice cyclists.

Thanks very much for the great compliment as spewed out by you.
Now please vomit out the further accolades to me of thick-headed trog.

(2) some people like some horses and hate some cyclists.

IFYPFY

On Thu, 23 Apr 2015 08:58:11 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 23/04/2015 08:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/04/2015 08:23, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 22:24, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:42, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:10, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:00, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 17:39, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 11:56, TMS320 wrote:
"JNugent" wrote
On 21/04/2015 23:49, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

As a motorist, I don't mind paying for facilities I use.

That's a bit rich when you have insisted several times that
you don't have a car and use your wife's. A word comes to
mind...

...ah yes, sponging.

Cyclists should do the same.

A person on a bicycle is not a car in front. That is an
efficient use of the taxes I pay for my car.

In what way do your taxes flow to the cyclist?

What an odd question. Not having a car in front is of benefits
me when I am in my car.


Far worse to have cyclist in front doing 12mph, or if going up a
slight incline, 8mph.


Have you not mastered how to overtake yet?

You mean "safely overtake"?

In which case, yes.

When overtaking a dangerously slow and unstable vehicle,
susceptible to violent direction changes due to slight winds or
minor road imperfections - in other words, a push bike - you have
to be very careful.

Otherwise they whinge endlessly about wanting a 3 metre safety
space.



Do you have the same problem overtaking a horse?

Nice try, no cigar.

(1) There are very few equestrians on our roads, compared to the
thousands of road lice cyclists.
(2) People like horses and hate cyclists.



There are no cyclist haters around here.

Silly me!

People just act courteously with each other. You must live in a rough
area. I've never encountered a problem on the roads whether I'm
driving or riding my bike in this neck of the woods.

Where's that? Fantasy Island?


No, just a village with decent human beings.

Are you implying that the Medway Handyman is indecent?

On 23/04/2015 09:59, Peter Keller wrote:
On Thu, 23 Apr 2015 08:58:11 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 23/04/2015 08:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/04/2015 08:23, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 22:24, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:42, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:10, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:00, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 17:39, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 11:56, TMS320 wrote:
"JNugent" wrote
On 21/04/2015 23:49, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

As a motorist, I don't mind paying for facilities I use.

That's a bit rich when you have insisted several times that
you don't have a car and use your wife's. A word comes to
mind...

...ah yes, sponging.

Cyclists should do the same.

A person on a bicycle is not a car in front. That is an
efficient use of the taxes I pay for my car.

In what way do your taxes flow to the cyclist?

What an odd question. Not having a car in front is of benefits
me when I am in my car.


Far worse to have cyclist in front doing 12mph, or if going up a
slight incline, 8mph.


Have you not mastered how to overtake yet?

You mean "safely overtake"?

In which case, yes.

When overtaking a dangerously slow and unstable vehicle,
susceptible to violent direction changes due to slight winds or
minor road imperfections - in other words, a push bike - you have
to be very careful.

Otherwise they whinge endlessly about wanting a 3 metre safety
space.



Do you have the same problem overtaking a horse?

Nice try, no cigar.

(1) There are very few equestrians on our roads, compared to the
thousands of road lice cyclists.
(2) People like horses and hate cyclists.



There are no cyclist haters around here.

Silly me!

People just act courteously with each other. You must live in a rough
area. I've never encountered a problem on the roads whether I'm
driving or riding my bike in this neck of the woods.

Where's that? Fantasy Island?


No, just a village with decent human beings.

Are you implying that the Medway Handyman is indecent?

No, but he seems to have a disturbing interest in childrens toy bicycles.

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Wed, 22 Apr 2015 12:40:19 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

"Peter Keller" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 21 Apr 2015 10:27:30 +0100, Tarcap wrote:

No, not really. It's an all too common occurrence among cyclists:

Thanks for that.
Bicycles are a very useful economical convenient delightful viable means
of transport.

But not for any innocent bystanders who happen to witness one of your
inadequate colleagues.
(Especially when they are wanking).

The innocent bystanders wanking?
Well the bicyclists do not have to look ---

It's that old attention deficiency syndrome again, isn't it?
I posted several examples of wanking cyclists, and your rather strange mind
attempts to divert it away from cyclists.
Oh well, psycholist's SOP I suppose - only to be expected. Thanks for
confirming the stereotype.

"Bod" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 08:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/04/2015 08:23, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 22:24, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:42, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:10, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:00, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 17:39, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 11:56, TMS320 wrote:
"JNugent" wrote
On 21/04/2015 23:49, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

As a motorist, I don't mind paying for facilities I use.

That's a bit rich when you have insisted several times that you
don't
have a
car and use your wife's. A word comes to mind...

...ah yes, sponging.

Cyclists should do the same.

A person on a bicycle is not a car in front. That is an efficient
use of
the taxes I pay for my car.

In what way do your taxes flow to the cyclist?

What an odd question. Not having a car in front is of benefits me
when
I am
in my car.


Far worse to have cyclist in front doing 12mph, or if going up a
slight
incline, 8mph.


Have you not mastered how to overtake yet?

You mean "safely overtake"?

In which case, yes.

When overtaking a dangerously slow and unstable vehicle,
susceptible to
violent direction changes due to slight winds or minor road
imperfections - in other words, a push bike - you have to be very
careful.

Otherwise they whinge endlessly about wanting a 3 metre safety space.



Do you have the same problem overtaking a horse?

Nice try, no cigar.

(1) There are very few equestrians on our roads, compared to the
thousands of road lice cyclists.
(2) People like horses and hate cyclists.



There are no cyclist haters around here.

Silly me!

People just act courteously
with each other. You must live in a rough area. I've never encountered a
problem on the roads whether I'm driving or riding my bike in this neck
of the woods.

Where's that? Fantasy Island?


No, just a village with decent human beings.

Have you all got six fingers?

On 23/04/2015 12:06, Tarcap wrote:


"Bod" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 08:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/04/2015 08:23, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 22:24, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:42, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:10, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:00, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 17:39, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 11:56, TMS320 wrote:
"JNugent" wrote
On 21/04/2015 23:49, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

As a motorist, I don't mind paying for facilities I use.

That's a bit rich when you have insisted several times that you
don't
have a
car and use your wife's. A word comes to mind...

...ah yes, sponging.

Cyclists should do the same.

A person on a bicycle is not a car in front. That is an
efficient
use of
the taxes I pay for my car.

In what way do your taxes flow to the cyclist?

What an odd question. Not having a car in front is of benefits me
when
I am
in my car.


Far worse to have cyclist in front doing 12mph, or if going up a
slight
incline, 8mph.


Have you not mastered how to overtake yet?

You mean "safely overtake"?

In which case, yes.

When overtaking a dangerously slow and unstable vehicle,
susceptible to
violent direction changes due to slight winds or minor road
imperfections - in other words, a push bike - you have to be very
careful.

Otherwise they whinge endlessly about wanting a 3 metre safety space.



Do you have the same problem overtaking a horse?

Nice try, no cigar.

(1) There are very few equestrians on our roads, compared to the
thousands of road lice cyclists.
(2) People like horses and hate cyclists.



There are no cyclist haters around here.

Silly me!

People just act courteously
with each other. You must live in a rough area. I've never encountered a
problem on the roads whether I'm driving or riding my bike in this neck
of the woods.

Where's that? Fantasy Island?


No, just a village with decent human beings.

Have you all got six fingers?

You associate decent people with finger abnormalities!?

"Ronnie" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 12:06, Tarcap wrote:


"Bod" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 08:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/04/2015 08:23, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 22:24, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:42, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:10, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:00, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 17:39, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 11:56, TMS320 wrote:
"JNugent" wrote
On 21/04/2015 23:49, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

As a motorist, I don't mind paying for facilities I use.

That's a bit rich when you have insisted several times that you
don't
have a
car and use your wife's. A word comes to mind...

...ah yes, sponging.

Cyclists should do the same.

A person on a bicycle is not a car in front. That is an
efficient
use of
the taxes I pay for my car.

In what way do your taxes flow to the cyclist?

What an odd question. Not having a car in front is of benefits me
when
I am
in my car.


Far worse to have cyclist in front doing 12mph, or if going up a
slight
incline, 8mph.


Have you not mastered how to overtake yet?

You mean "safely overtake"?

In which case, yes.

When overtaking a dangerously slow and unstable vehicle,
susceptible to
violent direction changes due to slight winds or minor road
imperfections - in other words, a push bike - you have to be very
careful.

Otherwise they whinge endlessly about wanting a 3 metre safety space.



Do you have the same problem overtaking a horse?

Nice try, no cigar.

(1) There are very few equestrians on our roads, compared to the
thousands of road lice cyclists.
(2) People like horses and hate cyclists.



There are no cyclist haters around here.

Silly me!

People just act courteously
with each other. You must live in a rough area. I've never encountered a
problem on the roads whether I'm driving or riding my bike in this neck
of the woods.

Where's that? Fantasy Island?


No, just a village with decent human beings.

Have you all got six fingers?

You associate decent people with finger abnormalities!?

No, not at all. That's why I asked.

On 23/04/2015 12:29, Tarcap wrote:


"Ronnie" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 12:06, Tarcap wrote:


"Bod" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 08:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/04/2015 08:23, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 22:24, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:42, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:10, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:00, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 17:39, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 11:56, TMS320 wrote:
"JNugent" wrote
On 21/04/2015 23:49, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

As a motorist, I don't mind paying for facilities I use.

That's a bit rich when you have insisted several times that you
don't
have a
car and use your wife's. A word comes to mind...

...ah yes, sponging.

Cyclists should do the same.

A person on a bicycle is not a car in front. That is an
efficient
use of
the taxes I pay for my car.

In what way do your taxes flow to the cyclist?

What an odd question. Not having a car in front is of benefits me
when
I am
in my car.


Far worse to have cyclist in front doing 12mph, or if going up a
slight
incline, 8mph.


Have you not mastered how to overtake yet?

You mean "safely overtake"?

In which case, yes.

When overtaking a dangerously slow and unstable vehicle,
susceptible to
violent direction changes due to slight winds or minor road
imperfections - in other words, a push bike - you have to be very
careful.

Otherwise they whinge endlessly about wanting a 3 metre safety
space.



Do you have the same problem overtaking a horse?

Nice try, no cigar.

(1) There are very few equestrians on our roads, compared to the
thousands of road lice cyclists.
(2) People like horses and hate cyclists.



There are no cyclist haters around here.

Silly me!

People just act courteously
with each other. You must live in a rough area. I've never
encountered a
problem on the roads whether I'm driving or riding my bike in this neck
of the woods.

Where's that? Fantasy Island?


No, just a village with decent human beings.

Have you all got six fingers?

You associate decent people with finger abnormalities!?

No, not at all. That's why I asked.

The answer is no then.

"Ronnie" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 12:29, Tarcap wrote:


"Ronnie" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 12:06, Tarcap wrote:


"Bod" wrote in message ...

On 23/04/2015 08:28, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 23/04/2015 08:23, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 22:24, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:42, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:10, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 18:00, Bod wrote:
On 22/04/2015 17:39, The Medway Handyman wrote:
On 22/04/2015 11:56, TMS320 wrote:
"JNugent" wrote
On 21/04/2015 23:49, TMS320 wrote:
"The Medway Handyman" wrote

As a motorist, I don't mind paying for facilities I use.

That's a bit rich when you have insisted several times that you
don't
have a
car and use your wife's. A word comes to mind...

...ah yes, sponging.

Cyclists should do the same.

A person on a bicycle is not a car in front. That is an
efficient
use of
the taxes I pay for my car.

In what way do your taxes flow to the cyclist?

What an odd question. Not having a car in front is of benefits me
when
I am
in my car.


Far worse to have cyclist in front doing 12mph, or if going up a
slight
incline, 8mph.


Have you not mastered how to overtake yet?

You mean "safely overtake"?

In which case, yes.

When overtaking a dangerously slow and unstable vehicle,
susceptible to
violent direction changes due to slight winds or minor road
imperfections - in other words, a push bike - you have to be very
careful.

Otherwise they whinge endlessly about wanting a 3 metre safety
space.



Do you have the same problem overtaking a horse?

Nice try, no cigar.

(1) There are very few equestrians on our roads, compared to the
thousands of road lice cyclists.
(2) People like horses and hate cyclists.



There are no cyclist haters around here.

Silly me!

People just act courteously
with each other. You must live in a rough area. I've never
encountered a
problem on the roads whether I'm driving or riding my bike in this neck
of the woods.

Where's that? Fantasy Island?


No, just a village with decent human beings.

Have you all got six fingers?

You associate decent people with finger abnormalities!?

No, not at all. That's why I asked.

The answer is no then.

That's exactly what I just said, Sherlock. Well deduced.

"JNugent" wrote in message
On 22/04/2015 19:48, TMS320 wrote:

What is this magic spending which removes a car from in front of you
wherever you go?

It doesn't necessarily need "spending". Taxes (ie, none to use a bicycle,
high to use a car) might be one of the incentives for some to move from one
to the other.