A Cycling & bikes forum. CycleBanter.com

Go Back   Home » CycleBanter.com forum » Regional Cycling » UK
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

OT. How big is his nose?



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old June 13th 19, 08:28 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,727
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 5:51:44 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
Why on Earth would anyone riding a bicycle at 40mph need to take both
hands off the bars to blow their nose? I refer of course to the Chris
Froome crash.


I did know a football fan who whilst driving his ROAD VEHICLE took his
hands of the wheel to applaud his team whilst listening to his radio.
A policeman saw him do this and the football fan was reported and fined.
Why should a ****ing ****head cyclist on a ROAD VEHICLE be treated any
differently?


Using your 'logic' F1 drivers at the Monaco GP should have to follow at a minimum of 2 second intervals.
Not that this would make the 'sport' any less boring.
Ads
  #12  
Old June 13th 19, 08:29 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,896
Default OT. How big is his nose?

Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 5:51:44 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

I did know a football fan who whilst driving his ROAD VEHICLE took
his hands of the wheel to applaud his team whilst listening to his
radio.
A policeman saw him do this and the football fan was reported and
fined.



Who does he support?


No idea, he died quite a few years ago.
Why did you snip the post?
Oh look, here it is again.

How's it hanging these days Simon?

Why on Earth would anyone riding a bicycle at 40mph need to take both
hands off the bars to blow their nose? I refer of course to the Chris
Froome crash.


I did know a football fan who whilst driving his ROAD VEHICLE took his
hands of the wheel to applaud his team whilst listening to his radio.
A policeman saw him do this and the football fan was reported and fined.
Why should a ****ing ****head cyclist on a ROAD VEHICLE be treated any
differently?



  #13  
Old June 14th 19, 02:26 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_6_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,244
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 8:29:31 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 5:51:44 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

I did know a football fan who whilst driving his ROAD VEHICLE took
his hands of the wheel to applaud his team whilst listening to his
radio.
A policeman saw him do this and the football fan was reported and
fined.



Who does he support?


No idea, he died quite a few years ago.
Why did you snip the post?
Oh look, here it is again.

How's it hanging these days Simon?


Long and low.
  #14  
Old June 14th 19, 02:28 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_6_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,244
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 8:28:46 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:

I did know a football fan who whilst driving his ROAD VEHICLE took his
hands of the wheel to applaud his team whilst listening to his radio.
A policeman saw him do this and the football fan was reported and fined.
Why should a ****ing ****head cyclist on a ROAD VEHICLE be treated any
differently?


Using your 'logic' F1 drivers at the Monaco GP should have to follow at a minimum of 2 second intervals.
Not that this would make the 'sport' any less boring.


Froome looks to have won the 2011 Vuelta whilst in intensive care!

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/r...-upheld-427148
  #15  
Old June 14th 19, 04:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 11,574
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On 13/06/2019 17:20, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Thu, 13 Jun 2019 15:40:30 GMT, JNugent
wrote:

On 13/06/2019 15:36, TMS320 wrote:

On 13/06/2019 14:51, JNugent wrote:
On 13/06/2019 14:03, TMS320 wrote:
On 13/06/2019 12:35, MrCheerful wrote:

Why on Earth would anyone riding a bicycle at 40mph need to take
both hands off the bars to blow their nose?ÂÂ* I refer of course to
the Chris Froome crash.

You persistantly claim that cyclists with dropped bars don't look
at the road ahead. With both hands off he must have been upright
with eyes in the optimal position. Perhaps he had noticed your
expertise in cycling matters and was following your guidance.


"Look, ma... no hands!".
It's what you sometimes see children do, isn't it?


Yes. Children also fall over the first time they try to walk. Despite
going on to develop the technique they are still bound to fall over
several times during their life. Best not to start, heh?


Is he still only learning to ride the bike and hadn't discovered that
it's safer to be in control?

Who'd a thought it?

It's probably best to have learned, by the time you're a teenager, not
to do silly things like riding a push bike with no hands on the
handlebars.

You probably don't agree.
What's the betting it was the wall's fault?


You aren't giving any odds on that?

Perhaps those French walls can be very perfidious.


You're a cycling expert now?


Experienced enough to have learned and to remember that you should be in
full control of your machine, especially at such a high speed.

You too, I expect.

But it's certainly a dangerous sport. Poor
Chris.


Indeed. No-one would wish such injuries on anyone.
  #16  
Old June 14th 19, 04:58 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 11,574
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On 13/06/2019 17:20, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Thu, 13 Jun 2019 15:40:30 GMT, JNugent
wrote:

On 13/06/2019 15:36, TMS320 wrote:

On 13/06/2019 14:51, JNugent wrote:
On 13/06/2019 14:03, TMS320 wrote:
On 13/06/2019 12:35, MrCheerful wrote:

Why on Earth would anyone riding a bicycle at 40mph need to take
both hands off the bars to blow their nose?ÂÂ* I refer of course to
the Chris Froome crash.

You persistantly claim that cyclists with dropped bars don't look
at the road ahead. With both hands off he must have been upright
with eyes in the optimal position. Perhaps he had noticed your
expertise in cycling matters and was following your guidance.


"Look, ma... no hands!".
It's what you sometimes see children do, isn't it?


Yes. Children also fall over the first time they try to walk. Despite
going on to develop the technique they are still bound to fall over
several times during their life. Best not to start, heh?


Is he still only learning to ride the bike and hadn't discovered that
it's safer to be in control?

Who'd a thought it?

It's probably best to have learned, by the time you're a teenager, not
to do silly things like riding a push bike with no hands on the
handlebars.

You probably don't agree.
What's the betting it was the wall's fault?


You aren't giving any odds on that?

Perhaps those French walls can be very perfidious.


You're a cycling expert now? But it's certainly a dangerous sport. Poor
Chris.


I heard you the first time.
  #17  
Old June 14th 19, 05:00 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
jnugent
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 11,574
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On 13/06/2019 18:58, TMS320 wrote:
On 13/06/2019 16:40, JNugent wrote:
On 13/06/2019 15:36, TMS320 wrote:

On 13/06/2019 14:51, JNugent wrote:
On 13/06/2019 14:03, TMS320 wrote:
On 13/06/2019 12:35, MrCheerful wrote:

Why on Earth would anyone riding a bicycle at 40mph need to take
both hands off the bars to blow their nose?Â* I refer of course to
the Chris Froome crash.

You persistantly claim that cyclists with dropped bars don't look
at the road ahead. With both hands off he must have been upright
with eyes in the optimal position. Perhaps he had noticed your
expertise in cycling matters and was following your guidance.


"Look, ma... no hands!".
It's what you sometimes see children do, isn't it?


Yes. Children also fall over the first time they try to walk. Despite
going on to develop the technique they are still bound to fall over
several times during their life. Best not to start, heh?


Is he still only learning to ride the bike and hadn't discovered that
it's safer to be in control?

Who'd a thought it?

It's probably best to have learned, by the time you're a teenager, not
to do silly things like riding a push bike with no hands on the
handlebars.

You probably don't agree.


I guess that by the time you were two you had scraped your knees enough
times that you decided not to bother any more?


Bother with what, exactly?

But yes, I've always been a quick learner, when I can be bothered.

What's the betting it was the wall's fault?


You aren't giving any odds on that?


Definitely somewhere between 0% and 100%.


*Above* 0%, you say?

So it was partly the wall's fault according to TMS320.

Perhaps those French walls can be very perfidious.


  #18  
Old June 14th 19, 08:07 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Mason[_6_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,244
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 8:29:31 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Why did you snip the post?


It had foul and abusing language in it and I do not like to put my name to such things.
  #19  
Old June 14th 19, 08:33 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Mr Pounder Esquire
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,896
Default OT. How big is his nose?

Simon Mason wrote:
On Thursday, June 13, 2019 at 8:29:31 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:

Why did you snip the post?


It had foul and abusing language in it and I do not like to put my
name to such things.


Grow up.


  #20  
Old June 14th 19, 08:38 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
TMS320
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3,875
Default OT. How big is his nose?

On 14/06/2019 17:00, JNugent wrote:
On 13/06/2019 18:58, TMS320 wrote:
On 13/06/2019 16:40, JNugent wrote:
On 13/06/2019 15:36, TMS320 wrote:


Yes. Children also fall over the first time they try to walk.
Despite going on to develop the technique they are still bound
to fall over several times during their life. Best not to
start, heh?

your guff of 13/06/2019 16:40 snipped

I guess that by the time you were two you had scraped your knees
enough times that you decided not to bother any more?


Bother with what, exactly?


When messages are snipped you complain. Yet when they are not snipped
you don't bother to read what's there.

Which toys are you going to throw out now?
 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Nose Picking bar Racing 0 November 24th 09 03:07 PM
They fixed his nose... Scott Racing 8 November 13th 09 10:48 AM
Red Nose Day coolrhys Unicycling 0 March 15th 07 06:57 PM
Bib Shorts Down - Up Your Nose [email protected] Racing 4 August 1st 05 05:01 PM
Blowing your nose Kenneth Clements UK 40 October 31st 03 01:46 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:57 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CycleBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.