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, SLAVE of THE STATE wrote: On Jul 24, 4:14*pm, Michael Press wrote: Extract morphine from opium, add two acetyl groups, ride the white horse. I wonder how I would look riding a white pony with a monkey on my back. Like a circus clown? No, that would be a white car. -- Michael Press |
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On Jul 27, 4:41*am, Fred Fredburger
wrote: Kurgan Gringioni wrote: On Jul 22, 1:43 pm, bluezfolk wrote: At least their not doping, and bringing discredit to the sport. Dumbass - Don't kid yourself. They're just not tested because no one cares. Regardless, some of them are doping. Doping is part of Western Culture. Dumbass, I did the Seattle to Portland Fredfest a couple weeks ago. I met up with some old friends at the first rest stop and rode with them. When we reached the halfway point, they ALL pulled out pills and started popping them. "This prevents cramps." etc. Thankfully, I had a bee sting self injector strapped to my seat stay. I told them it was my heroin supply and I fit right in. I take prescription painkillers before I race. So far there doesn't seem to be any proof that taking the painkillers has improved my performance such as to allow me to place better than I otherwise would have placed. I still consider it doping. I know that I wouldn't push myself nearly as hard as I do when I race if I had a repeat performance of that time when I hurt so bad I couldn't walk afterwards. -M |
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"Marian" wrote in message ... On Jul 27, 4:41 am, Fred Fredburger wrote: Kurgan Gringioni wrote: On Jul 22, 1:43 pm, bluezfolk wrote: At least their not doping, and bringing discredit to the sport. Dumbass - Don't kid yourself. They're just not tested because no one cares. Regardless, some of them are doping. Doping is part of Western Culture. Dumbass, I did the Seattle to Portland Fredfest a couple weeks ago. I met up with some old friends at the first rest stop and rode with them. When we reached the halfway point, they ALL pulled out pills and started popping them. "This prevents cramps." etc. Thankfully, I had a bee sting self injector strapped to my seat stay. I told them it was my heroin supply and I fit right in. I take prescription painkillers before I race. So far there doesn't seem to be any proof that taking the painkillers has improved my performance such as to allow me to place better than I otherwise would have placed. I still consider it doping. I know that I wouldn't push myself nearly as hard as I do when I race if I had a repeat performance of that time when I hurt so bad I couldn't walk afterwards. -M |
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"Marian" wrote in message ... On Jul 27, 4:41 am, Fred Fredburger wrote: Kurgan Gringioni wrote: On Jul 22, 1:43 pm, bluezfolk wrote: At least their not doping, and bringing discredit to the sport. Dumbass - Don't kid yourself. They're just not tested because no one cares. Regardless, some of them are doping. Doping is part of Western Culture. Dumbass, I did the Seattle to Portland Fredfest a couple weeks ago. I met up with some old friends at the first rest stop and rode with them. When we reached the halfway point, they ALL pulled out pills and started popping them. "This prevents cramps." etc. Thankfully, I had a bee sting self injector strapped to my seat stay. I told them it was my heroin supply and I fit right in. I take prescription painkillers before I race. So far there doesn't seem to be any proof that taking the painkillers has improved my performance such as to allow me to place better than I otherwise would have placed. I still consider it doping. I know that I wouldn't push myself nearly as hard as I do when I race if I had a repeat performance of that time when I hurt so bad I couldn't walk afterwards. Marian doesn't need a painkiller, she needs a recumbent. Once you get a woman on a recumbent she will never go back to an upright. Of course, she has to have the good sense to stop racing. That is strictly for jerks. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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