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Fearfully chattering Fogel
You sound like a cornered monkey chattering, Carl Fogel, and you
chatter for the same reason a monkey chatters, because you are frightened someone larger is invading your territory. Actually, I'm just here to pick up a little information useful to my bicycling. I have no interest in taking over the patch of some jumped-up bike mechanic called Carl Fogel. I get your foolish self-destructive reaction all the time from parochial drones just like you. True, I'm not off your provincial street corner, and of course I seem larger than life to a safe little bourgeois nobody like you. But that doesn't mean I'm harmful even to a lying scumbag like you -- unless your inferiority and your fear of losing your primacy (sorry! involuntary pun! LOL!) drives you to throw yourself against my ankles, as we have already seen you do, and as you do again in the post I quote in full below. You may sneer at my books, little Fogel. Where are your books? Where is any achievement of yours that we can see? What have you ever done? Actually, some of my books (and other activities) drove governments to the same over-reaction as yours, except that governments have more teeth than some fulminating like jerkoff like you: they sent assassins while you sneer and jeer powerlessly, in the process telling us more about you than about me. By all means send your turtle to claw my ankles. I'm partial to turtle soup. Or come yourself and bring some friends to help you, and I'll gently -- promise! -- put you back into the slime under your rock. Andre Jute "Mr Jute's... moral and ecological concerns are important.." -- Times Literary Supplement http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/THE%20WRITER'S%20HOUSE.html And here is Carl Fogel's letter which reveals so much about his state of mind: wrote: Dear Frank, Sometimes when you flip over a rock, you find amazing things: http://groups.google.com/group/rec.a...2e933593bef951 First, Andrew McCoy/Andre Jute claims that he threw a log thirty paces to hit a tree and detonate a cigar tube full of nitrogylcerin, stuffed into a hole drilled into the tree's four-foot thick trunk. Few people claim to be able to throw logs 90 feet. A rock would have been more plausible, but it would have been less impressive. Then Jute / McCoy claims that the explosion from within the tree blew him thirty paces away-- And fifteen feet _up_ into a tree. Few people claim to survive explosions 90 feet away that hurl them another 90 feet horizontally and 15 feet vertically. (Even fewer people make such claims for a mere cigar tube of nitroglycerin surrounded by two feet of solid wood--for that kind of effect, most of us would make up a 50-pound bomb dropped by the Air Force.) But presumably it will turn out that all distances were measured with a "certified calibrated government approved" pedometer. And the strange upward trajectory of McCoy / Jute will be explained by the fact that he merely forgot to mention that he rode a cannonball to the moon-- Er, Baron von Munchausen rode a cannonball fifteen feet _up_ into the tree. The nicest touch in the story is the "black tree snake" that was spectating in the tree and refused to bite our hero. Anyone who doubts the snake will be informed that the late Steve Irwin certified the serpent on a "calibrated government approved" herpetometer. My fellow travellers (communists who don't get along well with my crew of right-wing McCarthy-ites) will be pleased to learn that I've added "certified calibrated government-approved" South African assassins and a squad of South American Nazis to our ranks. Really. No fooling. At least, that's what Andre Jute / Andrew McCoy says: "The apartheid security police, BOSS, twice sent assassins after novelist Andrew McCoy on publication of 'Atrocity Week' and 'The Insurrectionist'. South American Nazis hunted him for 'Cain's Courage'." http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/THE%20WRITER'S%20HOUSE.html Since tree snakes have failed my communist/right-wing/apartheid/nazi coalition, I plan to terminate Jute / McCoy with mild prejudice next spring by mailing one of these creatures to Ireland with instructions to hunt him down: http://i13.tinypic.com/53sdipy.jpg The "certified calibrated government-approved" ruler next to my cold-blooded assassin is 18 feet long, so Jute / McCoy will have no chance at all. Oops! Make that 18 inches. But it can tear a bullfrog to pieces with those claws, so he'd better hope that it glides "away with only a single disdainful look over its shoulder" when he finds it in his bath tub. Yikes! A nut who claims on his web site that the South African government is sending assassins after them and that South American Nazis are hunting him! Luckily, he blows himself up and hides in trees. I thought he was a blow-hard from the get-go, but I had no idea that he was so flamboyant. Cheers, Carl Fogel |
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Fearfully chattering Fogel
On Jan 27, 3:47*pm, Andre Jute wrote:
Andre Jute "Mr Jute's... moral and ecological concerns are important.." -- Times Literary Supplementhttp://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/THE%20WRITER'S%20HOUSE.html Is your wife's name really "Pain"? Holy ****sky, comrade, I thought I had a complicated life! ABS |
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