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On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo wrote:
Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4 months. They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical meals, drinks, etc. No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. They will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison staff. At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on identically equipped machines. The winner will be declared to be "believable". The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course). I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons: http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id..._style/?page=1 |
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On May 27, 5:12*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo *wrote: Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4 months. *They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical meals, drinks, etc. *No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. *They will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison staff. *At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on identically equipped machines. *The winner will be declared to be "believable". *The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course). I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons: http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id..._style/?page=1 Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride, not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera. If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. If he cannot then shall he be cast into the outer darkness. Fredmaster Ben |
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On May 28, 5:01*am, Fredmaster of Brainerd wrote:
On May 27, 5:12*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote: On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo *wrote: Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4 months. *They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical meals, drinks, etc. *No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. *They will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison staff. *At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on identically equipped machines. *The winner will be declared to be "believable". *The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course). I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons: http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id...1/31/justice_m... Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride, not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera. If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. *If he cannot then shall he be cast into the outer darkness. Fredmaster Ben Are you kidding, these guys would all jump at this opportunity which would get them all off the hook. -ilan |
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Fredmaster of Brainerd wrote:
Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride, not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera. As an alternative to StateMurder no doubt.. If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. If he cannot then shall he be cast into the outer darkness. They will need to test for cortisone based saddle sore remedies. |
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On May 27, 11:01*pm, Fredmaster of Brainerd
wrote: On May 27, 5:12*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote: On Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:23:49 UTC-7, NoDannyNo *wrote: Instead of wasting time trying to to parse the truth out of all the nonsense being spewed by professional cheaters, liars, and obfuscators, I propose the following: Put Armstrong, Landis, and Hamilton into isolated cells at a maximum security prison for 4 months. *They will each be given 2 hours a day to train on an ergometer under close surveillance and will be provided identical meals, drinks, etc. *No drugs of any kind-- not even caffeine. *They will not be allowed to have any contact with anyone other than prison staff. *At the end of the 4 months, they will race a 40K ITT on identically equipped machines. *The winner will be declared to be "believable". *The losers will be officially labeled as "liars" and will suffer all consequences thereof. (Any and all previously agreed upon "immunity deals" would be moot, of course). I heartily support the revival of Trial By Ordeal for evidence-based reasons: http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/id...1/31/justice_m... Doping cases should be adjudicated by the legendary RBR 7 hour trainer ride once advocated (as a training ride, not as an instrument of justice) by Sahan Amarasekera. If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without developing saddle sores, then he shall be deemed innocent and pure in the eyes of both God and Anton. *If he cannot then shall he be cast into the outer darkness. Fredmaster Ben If the accused can complete a 7 hour trainer ride without developing saddle sores Additional stipulation: The accused must complete the trainer session is a pair of denim cut-offs worn commando-style. |
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