This is better than any excuse VDB ever offered

In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

Michael Press wrote:
In article ,
Carl Sundquist wrote:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html

"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking
to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified
person on a cell phone.

"He hit me in my face, he broke my friggin' camera, he
broke the camera in pieces," he said.

What a crybaby. The guy has a heated encounter with WH,
_then_ follows WH and WH's daughter through the airport
for four minutes, and whines when things go pear shaped.

Yeah, I think he got what he deserved too. But ... a zombie?

Works for me.

A minor quibble. I do not think he got what he deserved;
he got what he _wanted_. I think the photographer was
angling for it, and creamed his jeans when he got it. He
incited violence, deliberately and systematically; and
that is violence. What he deserves is a couple years
working among people who insist upon good manners. As
there is plenty of blame for Woody Harrelson, I will not
pile on.

--
Michael Press

Paul G. wrote:
That's the best part. It's publicity for his latest movie so the
inevitable lawsuit is a tax write-off! That would make a hell of a
trailer- Woody with his "Natural Born Killers" shotgun, blasting
paparazzi. "Zombies: re-kill them all, let God sort 'em out."

Sounds like a Quake V.