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Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind
me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way to him. Yeah right. I blocked him. His gormless mouth opened wide. He again tried to ride past me on the footpath. I blocked him again. His gormless gob opened yet again, he asked me why I "was in his way". I mentioned Highways Act section 72. The pillock just looked at me. Then he rode in the gutter where he belongs. I really hope that I meet him again. |
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On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way to him. Yeah right. ... I mentioned Highways Act section 72. Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get your facts right. |
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TMS320 wrote:
On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way to him. Yeah right. ... I mentioned Highways Act section 72. Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get your facts right. You know very well what I meant. Now, **** off you little lump of ****. |
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On 12/09/18 21:31, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote: On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way to him. Yeah right. ... I mentioned Highways Act section 72. Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get your facts right. You know very well what I meant. Yes, I know you meant footpath. Now, **** off you little lump of ****. I nearly called you a gormless **** in my first reply. Clearly you have issues both on newsgroups and in real life and you are a gormless ****. |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2018 18:56:21 +0100, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote: Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way to him. Yeah right. I blocked him. His gormless mouth opened wide. He again tried to ride past me on the footpath. I blocked him again. His gormless gob opened yet again, he asked me why I "was in his way". I mentioned Highways Act section 72. The pillock just looked at me. Then he rode in the gutter where he belongs. I really hope that I meet him again. You could have thought he was about to attack you and you knocked him off his bike in fear and self-defence;-) |
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TMS320 wrote:
On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way to him. Yeah right. I mentioned Highways Act section 72. Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get your facts right. There are no 'facts' to get right, because the story is fabricated. -- john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons) 'It never gets any easier. You just get faster' (Greg LeMond (1961 - )) |
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