hey Ride-A-Lot, what's the holdup eh?

Why are there still no pictures of you skiing since you want us to
accpet you're able to ski?

You posted a picture of someone being on top of the ski hill, and
didn't post any pictures of you skiing, so obviously someone gave you
that picture you didn't take it yourself, chummy plumpy pookums.

But I have some more secrets from Confuscious, about fixing your
balance and psychology problem, Pookums.

Is what you got to do, eh, is take your bikes, tinkerbell, tingerbell,
and monkeysuck, to the Asian Bowling Congress, and have the Asian
bowling team sign their names on the bike, underneath the bottom
bracket. And make sure they sign their names in their language, not
ours, because the bike then thinks that they're from the heavens, cuz
they got those squinty eyes from being so close to the sun and it's so
bright.

The best team out of the Asian Bowling Tour is the Koreans. Is what you
should do to ensure that the fusion of respect of which resonates good
balance for the bike, and the biker (that would be you plumpy Pookums),
is give a gift of rubber cement to each one of the asian bowlers, just
before the sign the bike.

The universe recognizes tubes of rubber cement as a sealant of
affections, and the universe awards secret balance powers to those that
invoked it to occur. After you have completed the ceremony of giving
the tubes of rubber cement and the squinty eyes all signed tinkerbell,
tingerbell, and monkeysuck, make sure you go home and watch Mary
Poppins twice in a row, no bathroom breaks or leaving the vicinity of
the television.

This feminin experience to close the days events honors the universal
balance gods, thus they will grant you with great balance skills. Don't
laugh Plumpy Pookums, I wouldn't make all this up. I got better things
to do with my time, Plumpy.

Plumpy Penguin Pookums, I forgot the URL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUFpynA69z4

LIBERATOR wrote:
Why are there still no pictures of you skiing since you want us to
accpet you're able to ski?

You posted a picture of someone being on top of the ski hill, and
didn't post any pictures of you skiing, so obviously someone gave you
that picture you didn't take it yourself, chummy plumpy pookums.

But I have some more secrets from Confuscious, about fixing your
balance and psychology problem, Pookums.

Is what you got to do, eh, is take your bikes, tinkerbell, tingerbell,
and monkeysuck, to the Asian Bowling Congress, and have the Asian
bowling team sign their names on the bike, underneath the bottom
bracket. And make sure they sign their names in their language, not
ours, because the bike then thinks that they're from the heavens, cuz
they got those squinty eyes from being so close to the sun and it's so
bright.

The best team out of the Asian Bowling Tour is the Koreans. Is what you
should do to ensure that the fusion of respect of which resonates good
balance for the bike, and the biker (that would be you plumpy Pookums),
is give a gift of rubber cement to each one of the asian bowlers, just
before the sign the bike.

The universe recognizes tubes of rubber cement as a sealant of
affections, and the universe awards secret balance powers to those that
invoked it to occur. After you have completed the ceremony of giving
the tubes of rubber cement and the squinty eyes all signed tinkerbell,
tingerbell, and monkeysuck, make sure you go home and watch Mary
Poppins twice in a row, no bathroom breaks or leaving the vicinity of
the television.

This feminin experience to close the days events honors the universal
balance gods, thus they will grant you with great balance skills. Don't
laugh Plumpy Pookums, I wouldn't make all this up. I got better things
to do with my time, Plumpy.