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On 07/03/2012 21:06, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:20:58 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 07/03/2012 06:54, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:54:18 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I wonder if there are any d-i-y experts here (non-electrical) I'll try to help Judith. Judith asked for a DIY *expert*. Posted by the incompetent ****wit who needs instructions to assemble IKEA furniture... Posted by the illiterate handyman who cannot read IKEA instructions - and knows better anyway. We have covered this before halfwit. Please explain to the rest of the class how it is possible to 'read' pictures. And I do know better. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On 08/03/2012 06:58, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:08:05 +0000, wrote: Posted by the incompetent ****wit who needs instructions to assemble IKEA furniture... Posted by the illiterate handyman who cannot read IKEA instructions - and knows better anyway. Is there any need for such abusive responses? No. Except in the special case of Meds. Yes, especially in the case of Wriggling Crispin. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On Mar 8, 7:00*am, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:35:44 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11*pm, Bertie Wooster wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. *Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. He would probably put them in the wrong way round. I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the rattle. Yes - he would have to tell the difference between AAA and AA cells. -- Simon Mason |
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On 07/03/2012 21:11, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:22:41 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. "Might be safer to get an electrician in. Qualified of course" wasn't written by Judith you retard. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I certainly wouldn't trust you to do something that complicated. You would probably wriggle at the last minute & want to plug it into the gas main. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On 08/03/2012 04:35, Simon Mason wrote:
On Mar 7, 9:11 pm, Bertie wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. No batteries in your flashlight? Or no lead in your pencil? -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On 08/03/2012 08:41, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:
On 07/03/2012 21:06, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:20:58 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 07/03/2012 06:54, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:54:18 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I wonder if there are any d-i-y experts here (non-electrical) I'll try to help Judith. Judith asked for a DIY *expert*. Posted by the incompetent ****wit who needs instructions to assemble IKEA furniture... Posted by the illiterate handyman who cannot read IKEA instructions - and knows better anyway. We have covered this before halfwit. Please explain to the rest of the class how it is possible to 'read' pictures. Well, to be fair... you can "read" a map and a map is really only an annotated picture. And I do know better. |
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On 08/03/2012 07:00, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:35:44 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11 pm, Bertie wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. He would probably put them in the wrong way round. I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the rattle. I really must tell my growing list of customers not to book me anymore. I know I have prospered through the worst recession in living memory, have more work than I can handle, run the most successful handyman business in the area and am the only Fair Trader handyman service in town - but the opinion of two halfwits obviously counts for more than that. If they had the common sense to realise that a child's toy isn't transport for an adult I might take some notice of their opinions. Now off you toddle (TM Simple Simon) to pay some more tax. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On Mar 8, 7:00*am, Bertie Wooster wrote:
On Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:35:44 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason wrote: On Mar 7, 9:11*pm, Bertie Wooster wrote: Might be safer to get an electrician in. *Qualified of course. So Bodge Job is certainly not your *expert*. Says the handyman who'd hire a qualified electrician to wire a 12v doorbell, and plug the transformer into the mains. I wouldn't trust Bodge Job to put batteries in my flashlight. He would probably put them in the wrong way round. I disagree. He'd probably get them the right way round, but I expect they'd be the wrong size and he wouldn't be able to work out the rattle. Good thing that he will not be involved in the installation of my new bathroom then - I get my £8000 annual bonus in two weeks time. -- Simon Mason |
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On 08/03/2012 08:48, JNugent wrote:
On 08/03/2012 08:41, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 07/03/2012 21:06, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:20:58 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: On 07/03/2012 06:54, Bertie Wooster wrote: On Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:54:18 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote: I wonder if there are any d-i-y experts here (non-electrical) I'll try to help Judith. Judith asked for a DIY *expert*. Posted by the incompetent ****wit who needs instructions to assemble IKEA furniture... Posted by the illiterate handyman who cannot read IKEA instructions - and knows better anyway. We have covered this before halfwit. Please explain to the rest of the class how it is possible to 'read' pictures. Well, to be fair... you can "read" a map and a map is really only an annotated picture. Wriggling Cwispin can't even do that. He thinks there are Railway Stations in medieval castles.... And I do know better. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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On Mar 8, 6:58 am, Bertie Wooster wrote:
Is there any need for such abusive responses? No. Except in the special case of Meds. He can't take it like he can dish it out though, can he? -- Simon Mason |
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