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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
Searching for something else I came across...
I'll begin again. Searching for something else, I *chanced upon* this essay by sexologist (and eugenicist) Havelock Ellis, which touches upon the stimulation to be derived from everyday objects such as hair-pins, sewing machines, and bicycle saddles. The relevant paragraph begins: "Sexual irritation may also be produced by the bicycle..." Âmes sensibles s'abstenir. http://tinyurl.com/87advb http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13610..._OF_THE_SEXUAL Hang on to your hair-pins, ladies! James Thomson |
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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
On 8 Jan, 19:57, "James Thomson" wrote:
Searching for something else I came across... I'll begin again. Searching for something else, I *chanced upon* this essay by sexologist (and eugenicist) Havelock Ellis, which touches upon the stimulation to be derived from everyday objects such as hair-pins, sewing machines, and bicycle saddles. The relevant paragraph begins: "Sexual irritation may also be produced by the bicycle..." Âmes sensibles s'abstenir. http://tinyurl.com/87advb http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13610...m#1_AUTO_EROTI... Hang on to your hair-pins, ladies! James Thomson "Auto-erotism"? - that sounds a bit Clarkson! |
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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
On Jan 8, 8:38*pm, Squashme wrote:
On 8 Jan, 19:57, "James Thomson" wrote: Searching for something else I came across... I'll begin again. Searching for something else, I *chanced upon* this essay by sexologist (and eugenicist) Havelock Ellis, which touches upon the stimulation to be derived from everyday objects such as hair-pins, sewing machines, and bicycle saddles. The relevant paragraph begins: * * "Sexual irritation may also be produced by the bicycle..." Âmes sensibles s'abstenir. http://tinyurl.com/87advb http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13610...m#1_AUTO_EROTI... Hang on to your hair-pins, ladies! James Thomson "Auto-erotism"? - that sounds a bit Clarkson! You're not allowed to talk about him here on uk.rec.anti-motorist unless you're slagging him off. The amount of fun that he's been responsible for those bloody motorists having is shocking. He hates anti-motorist murder cameras, even daring to blow one up recently, and he has on multiple occasions committed *The* Cardinal Sin: propagating true figures which put cameras in a bad light in the national media. Just look at the shocking, twisted, abhorrent hate campaigns which were launched against Paul Smith just for doing that. And "adult content" isn't allowed on this group either. (At least I assume that's the case, since posters have previously complained about "swearing" (shock horror) in people's posts. Yep, we've all got to behave as if this group is full of children, simply because some camera advocates have the reasoning skills of a 4-year-old.) |
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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
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"James Thomson" writes: Searching for something else I came across... I'll begin again. Searching for something else, I *chanced upon* this essay by sexologist (and eugenicist) Havelock Ellis, which touches upon the stimulation to be derived from everyday objects such as hair-pins, sewing machines, and bicycle saddles. The relevant paragraph begins: "Sexual irritation may also be produced by the bicycle..." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I suppose "irritation" is the operative word. Husband dips into the household budget in order to acquire a nice, deluxe, possibly custom-made, and certainly expensive bicycle, and subsequently has Eternal Perdition to pay. In this case, a eugenicist is right about something. (But then, A broken clock is correct twice a day, too.) The moral: choose your pastimes wisely. Personally, I'd opt for the bicycle. It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission. cheers, Tom -- Nothing is safe from me. I'm really at: tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca |
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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
On 9 Jan, 02:05, tkeats2 wrote:
The moral: choose your pastimes wisely. Personally, I'd opt for the bicycle. *It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Just don't get caught or you may end up on the register like the Scottish Hotel Bike Sex bloke http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm |
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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
On 9 Jan, 09:09, wrote:
On 9 Jan, 02:05, tkeats2 wrote: The moral: choose your pastimes wisely. Personally, I'd opt for the bicycle. It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Just don't get caught or you may end up on the register like the Scottish Hotel Bike Sex blokehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm And for technophiles with a passion for steam or early electric power:- http://tinyurl.com/25co38 Apparently this automated a medical treatment for women, that doctors had found hard work and time-consuming. (And they got paid for this chore!) |
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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
Just don't get caught or you may end up on the register like the
Scottish Hotel Bike Sex blokehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm I am surprised that you can get 3 months for a breach of the peace for what was , basically, masturbating in his bedroom behind a locked door . The cleaners apparrently entered without his permission. Perhaps the bicycle's welfare was taken into account, in which case this must have been an exeptionally cycle-friendly judge. |
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The Sewing Machine and the Bicycle - Adult Content
Just don't get caught or you may end up on the register like
the Scottish Hotel Bike Sex bloke http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm The cleaners [apparently] entered without his permission. Perhaps the bicycle's welfare was taken into account, in which case this must have been an exeptionally cycle-friendly judge. =v= I am concerned that bike is underaged. No British news sources have looked into this aspect of the case, and you'll note that the photos at the BBC site are stock photography. The tabloids, on the other hand, featured photos of sweet young nubile curvy two-wheelers. =v= Pardon me, I have to go take a cold shower now. _Jym_ |
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