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Old July 22nd 17, 01:52 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Joy Beeson
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Hernando's Plea

Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim?
Your posts would look much nicer slim!
Searching, searching is so grim!
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!

It's so ease-y don't you know
highlight, delete, away they go!
and leave your page as white as snow!
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!

Being buried in garbage is so grim,
My odds of finding your message slim
while I drown in quotes from her and him,
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!

When fin'ly found, it makes no sense
Unless I guess to which sen-tence
Do you refer six paragraphs hence --
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!
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Old July 22nd 17, 10:49 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Mark J.
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Default Hernando's Plea

On 7/21/2017 5:52 PM, Joy Beeson wrote:
Hernando's Plea

Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim?
Your posts would look much nicer slim!
Searching, searching is so grim!
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!

[...]

Very nice; is there a tune that goes with it?

Mark J.
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Old July 22nd 17, 11:49 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Joerg[_2_]
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On 2017-07-21 17:52, Joy Beeson wrote:
Hernando's Plea

Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim?
Your posts would look much nicer slim!
Searching, searching is so grim!
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!

It's so ease-y don't you know
highlight, delete, away they go!
and leave your page as white as snow!
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!

Being buried in garbage is so grim,
My odds of finding your message slim
while I drown in quotes from her and him,
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!

When fin'ly found, it makes no sense
Unless I guess to which sen-tence
Do you refer six paragraphs hence --
Please trim, please trim, oh won't you trim,
Please Trim!


I just trimmed two oleanders and a lot of shrubbery. Does that count?

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Old July 23rd 17, 01:34 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
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Default Hernando's Plea

Doowah doowah. Doowah bup bup

Trombone / tuba
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Old July 23rd 17, 02:55 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Joy Beeson
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Default Hernando's Plea

On Sat, 22 Jul 2017 14:49:12 -0700, "Mark J."
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. . . is there a tune that goes with it?


Whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
You're in Hernando's Hideaway.

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Old July 24th 17, 12:02 AM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
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Default Hernando's Plea

On 7/22/2017 6:55 PM, Joy Beeson wrote:
On Sat, 22 Jul 2017 14:49:12 -0700, "Mark J."
wrote:

. . . is there a tune that goes with it?


Whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
You're in Hernando's Hideaway.


Also lovely. -Mark J.


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Old July 24th 17, 11:29 PM posted to rec.bicycles.tech
Doug Landau
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Default Hernando's Plea

On Saturday, July 22, 2017 at 5:34:54 PM UTC-7, wrote:
Doowah doowah. Doowah bup bup

Trombone / tuba


Haha not here in Watsonville
 




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