Oh, cycling is definitely dangerous

Bicycling is NOT very dangerous. -- Frank Krygowski

Oh, cyclists are definitely very dangerous, Krygo. You just don't know
it because the researchers have been working on the wrong statistics.

Cyclists are dangerous to motorists. Cyclists cause motorists great
stress. Cyclists cause motorists to have accidents. Cyclists cause
motorists to pay increased insurance premiums.

It is not bicycling that is so dangerous to motorists, Frank, it is
cyclists.

Once you start looking at the problem from the correct
(automobilist's) perspective, it instantly becomes clear who is is the
danger (cyclists) and whose wellbeing is threatened (motorists).

Andre Jute
When you meet a statistician with class and sex appeal, he always
turns out to be a psychologist or an economist.