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IDIOTS ON BIKES ARE NOT AS DANGEROUS
"I always wondered why those Dutch looked so happy without SUVs"
I've said that before without even realizing the full connection between SUVs and Electra Amsterdams... Well, they both allow you to drive/ride with reckless abandon. The Amsterdams feature coaster brakes and big wheels that allow you to sip coffee or talk on the phone while flying over bumps, just like in an SUV. Only difference is that when you make a mistake in an SUV, you kill 2 or 3 people. I think the idiots better ride the bike. I also own some curves, the Dahon Curve 16" that is awesome (did 8 miles on it yesterday with my 6'1" frame and all), but you can't be an idiot. You have to pay full attention. Last time my girlfriend tried chatting on the phone on it, she landed like a 747 without the landing gear. The Amsterdam is the "ape bike" and the little one is the "monkey bike," both REVOLUTION READY. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HYPOCRISY+IDIOCRACY=MEDIOCRITY=DEMOCRACY THE BANANA REVOLUTION http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution |
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IDIOTS ON BIKES ARE NOT AS DANGEROUS
The t-shirts couldn't be far behind the idea...
APE BIKE description Picture this: You are a rebel with a cause, and you ride your cool cruiser along the beach with APE HANGER BARS and all. Life's a beach, right? t-shirt says I love my Ape Bike http://www.zazzle.com/ape_bike_tshir...17302260839304 MONKEY BIKE description You know less is more, so you ride a little foldable bike and probably love the nudist beach. Just kidding. t-shirt says I love my Monkey Bike http://www.zazzle.com/i_love_mymonke...62442449424929 |
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IDIOTS ON BIKES ARE NOT AS DANGEROUS
I see some people here give a ****. Hey, I just made a t-shirt for
you! description You know how it is when they give a **** about your problems... Well, you give a **** about theirs too! It's part of the idiocracy we live under. t-shirt says I give a **** You give a **** They give a **** We all give a **** http://www.zazzle.com/****_tshirt-235770811064223604 |
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dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation
Originally Posted by maddmaxx
"Unless you believe this is all a giant sham, then the puppen masters are those who vote for the politicians. Ultimately, we all bear the responsibility of putting them in the position that allows them to do this, and much of what they do reflects the attitudes of the voters. If you do believe in a great conspiracy, remember that it is being run by the same government that we all think can't find its backside with either hand." *** It's hard to tell who got what share of the blame for what, but let me give you an example: People who voted in 2000/2004 don't give a damn about healthcare. Well, they do, but simply it was NOT an issue in those elections, and the issues are made up by... THE POLITICIANS. People rather voted for the war and against homosexual rights... Funny, no? How about our transportation policies (or lack of), who gives a damn about bike lanes or fast trains? I think only the revolution will address those. NOTE: Obama is setting aside some money for trains, but not to build any fast train per se. He may as well dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation, no? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HYPOCRISY+IDIOCRACY=MEDIOCRITY=DEMOCRACY THE BANANA REVOLUTION http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution |
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dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation
Originally Posted by boneshake
"Yes. You don't need 4wd to haul a bike. A friggin' Yugo could haul a bike, just get a rack. You are evil." I think people who own small SUVs hang in Limbo instead of going to Hell, like the owners of Supersized Unnecessary Vehicles do. Of course, cyclists go to Heaven. Oh, and riders of public transportation do too. |
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dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation
On Mar 6, 8:04*am, KingOfTheApes wrote:
Originally Posted by maddmaxx "Unless you believe this is all a giant sham, then the puppen masters are those who vote for the politicians. Ultimately, we all bear the responsibility of putting them in the position that allows them to do this, and much of what they do reflects the attitudes of the voters. If you do believe in a great conspiracy, remember that it is being run by the same government that we all think can't find its backside with either hand." *** It's hard to tell who got what share of the blame for what, but let me give you an example: People who voted in 2000/2004 don't give a damn about healthcare. Well, they do, but simply it was NOT an issue in those elections, and the issues are made up by... THE POLITICIANS. People rather voted for the war and against homosexual rights... Funny, no? How about our transportation policies (or lack of), who gives a damn about bike lanes or fast trains? I think only the revolution will address those. NOTE: Obama is setting aside some money for trains, but not to build any fast train per se. He may as well dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation, no? NO!!!!! PUBLIC TRANSIT DOES NOT WORK AND NEVER WILL WORK. MASS TRANSIT IS SO SLOW THAT PEOPLE CAN NOT AFFORD THE WASTE OF THEIR TIME TO USE IT. PUBLIC TRANSIT IS ONLY PUSHED BY TOTAL MORONS THAT HAVE NO CLUE OF WHAT PEOPLE DEMAND FOR THEIR LIVES IN THIS SOCIETY |
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dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation
On Mar 6, 12:18*pm, KingOfTheApes wrote:
Originally Posted by boneshake "Yes. You don't need 4wd to haul a bike. A friggin' Yugo could haul a bike, just get a rack. You are evil." I think people who own small SUVs hang in Limbo instead of going to Hell, like the owners of Supersized Unnecessary Vehicles do. Of course, cyclists go to Heaven. *Oh, and riders of public transportation do too. Heaven is supposed to be a very nice people. That means that transit riders are rejected at the main gate an instantly sent to Hell. Nobody can stand being around transit riders or other idiot losers. |
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dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation
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Jack May wrote: PUBLIC TRANSIT IS ONLY PUSHED BY TOTAL MORONS .... I must assume that you have never traveled in a country or area where mass transit is the prime means of transportation. .... There is much truth on both sides. Public transport can be great provided it goes to, from and when one needs it - which is seldom the case in the US. Speed isn't the prime factor as witness the problems with our airline industry. People seek comfort and convenience. Few Americans are willing to be literally pushed into an already full cattle car like in Japan. But a good start would be moving freight off of our highways and back onto our rail roads. |
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dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation
:: Jack May wrote:
:: :::: I think only the revolution will address those. Um, that's the key sentence in his diatribe. This must be Commandante Banana in another guise. sigh. Pat in TX |
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dump the Big Three and embrace public transportation
"Vito" writes:
PUBLIC TRANSIT IS ONLY PUSHED BY TOTAL MORONS .... I must assume that you have never traveled in a country or area where mass transit is the prime means of transportation. .... There is much truth on both sides. Actually I suspect there's a lot more truth behind Jobst's statement above, than truth behind jackmay's statement... -Miles -- Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin. |
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