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How to make an ugly bike
I am interested in making a bike ugly because I often ride a bike to
the store or the 7-11 and lock it up outside. While I am in the store I am always paranoid that someone will steal my bike. So I got this old GT hardtail mountain bike for free and have spent $50 fixing it up. It is almost finished and I want to make it functional, but as ugly as possible so no one will want to steal it. I have painted the frame several different colors and plan on gluing a piece of shag carpetting to the top tube. I've considered painting the rims and tires also. Any more ideas on how to make the bike ugly? Tom |
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How to make an ugly bike
Thomas Reynolds wrote:
I am interested in making a bike ugly because I often ride a bike to the store or the 7-11 and lock it up outside. While I am in the store I am always paranoid that someone will steal my bike. So I got this old GT hardtail mountain bike for free and have spent $50 fixing it up. It is almost finished and I want to make it functional, but as ugly as possible so no one will want to steal it. I have painted the frame several different colors and plan on gluing a piece of shag carpetting to the top tube. I've considered painting the rims and tires also. Any more ideas on how to make the bike ugly? Duck tape handlebar grips (even more horrendous on drop bars). Unfortunately it makes them rather uncomfortable if you use less than 10 layers. Rusty steel mudguards (may be called fenders where you live) and chain guard. More Duck tape (grey instead of black this time) to protect the paintwork where you know it will get bashed. Plastic bag over the saddle. More Duck tape to make sure the plastic bag doesn't come off. Barbie bell. Cover the pink bits of the Barbie bell with (you guessed it) Duck tape. Paint the rusty bits with red oxide primer. Cover with final top coat of Duck tape. That ought to do it. I have no connection with either manufacturers or resellers of Duck tape. Neither has my bike been stolen in London (UK). -- Jim Price http://www.jimprice.dsl.pipex.com Conscientious objection is hard work in an economic war. |
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How to make an ugly bike
Just go to Walmart and buy a new one. or use theirs for examples, especially
the paint jobs hoping to make the bike look expensive, :) "Thomas Reynolds" wrote in message m... I am interested in making a bike ugly because I often ride a bike to the store or the 7-11 and lock it up outside. While I am in the store I am always paranoid that someone will steal my bike. So I got this old GT hardtail mountain bike for free and have spent $50 fixing it up. It is almost finished and I want to make it functional, but as ugly as possible so no one will want to steal it. I have painted the frame several different colors and plan on gluing a piece of shag carpetting to the top tube. I've considered painting the rims and tires also. Any more ideas on how to make the bike ugly? Tom |
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How to make an ugly bike
"Thomas Reynolds" wrote in message
m... I am interested in making a bike ugly because I often ride a bike to the store or the 7-11 and lock it up outside. ... I have painted the frame several different colors and plan on gluing a piece of shag carpetting to the top tube. I've considered painting the rims and tires also. Any more ideas on how to make the bike ugly? Put a milk crate on the back. Very handy for carrying stuff back from the store, and makes almost any bike look worthless. One fellow club member put on slime green paint (the stuff that wears off -- used for marking the annual fundraiser ride). |
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How to make an ugly bike
A messenger's bike I saw won the ugly contest as far as I'm concerned. He
had some soft spongy material for handgrips and they looked positively diseased ... which might be particularly effective in Toronto over the past few SARS stricken months. Thank gosh that seems to be over. But you can't rely on ugly. Some thieves steal bikes forconvenient transportation. Doesn't matter if it's any good, it's always easier than walking. And as they're only stealing for this ride, it doesn't matter how distinctive you make it. But you might be able to leave your tire-painted, carpet-glued wonder longer than most. Just make sure it's locked next to less ugly, easier to steal bikes and you should be able to leave that bike to your grandchildren. You don't always have to ride crap. I often ride a $2k CDN/$1.5k US bike to work but the bike rack is only visible to people with authorized business in my building and the area is surveyed by security cameras and guards. If I have to park downtown I bring a Trek 800, a cheap crappy heavyweight, but upgraded so it actually works smooth as silk... if you have the muscle power to hump it up hills. It's "uglied" with lots of reflective tape, fenders, front and rear racks, smooth tires and even mud flaps. No self-respecting thief would be caught dead on it but if they try, the NY Ulock will slow them down. By mistake I brought my good commuter to a mid town bar for a work function. I brought it in, within 10 feet of me and locked it. Any complaints and I would have left. No one complained so we enjoyed the evening and the bar enjoyed our money. Doug Toronto "Thomas Reynolds" wrote in message m... I am interested in making a bike ugly because I often ride a bike to the store or the 7-11 and lock it up outside. While I am in the store I am always paranoid that someone will steal my bike. So I got this old GT hardtail mountain bike for free and have spent $50 fixing it up. It is almost finished and I want to make it functional, but as ugly as possible so no one will want to steal it. I have painted the frame several different colors and plan on gluing a piece of shag carpetting to the top tube. I've considered painting the rims and tires also. Any more ideas on how to make the bike ugly? Tom |
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How to make an ugly bike
Hang a Fred-looking phoney California license plate on the back of it
that says "Fabrizio". |
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How to make an ugly bike
You're all missing the point:
Why not use a good lock- one that can't be defeated - like Kryptonite's New York lock? Then you don't have to screw up the appearance of your bike. And it's much easier to do. Thomas Reynolds wrote: I am interested in making a bike ugly because I often ride a bike to the store or the 7-11 and lock it up outside. While I am in the store I am always paranoid that someone will steal my bike. So I got this old GT hardtail mountain bike for free and have spent $50 fixing it up. It is almost finished and I want to make it functional, but as ugly as possible so no one will want to steal it. I have painted the frame several different colors and plan on gluing a piece of shag carpetting to the top tube. I've considered painting the rims and tires also. Any more ideas on how to make the bike ugly? Tom |
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How to make an ugly bike
On 28 Jul 2003 15:53:52 -0700, Thomas Reynolds
wrote: I have painted the frame several different colors and plan on gluing a piece of shag carpetting to the top tube. I've considered painting the rims and tires also. Those treatments may make it ugly, but it would be so garish and unique, many would be attracted to it, especially the types that would steal it. Any more ideas on how to make the bike ugly? Rust, and lots of it. Broken cable housings. Torn saddle. Tires with nylon showing through. Missing spokes. Bent spokes. Masking tape and duct tape, especially for grips. Bent/broken pedals. And don't forget the rust. Tom -- Rick Onanian |
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How to make an ugly bike
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 17:18:51 -0700, Zoot Katz
wrote: A fixed gear and the tiniest clipless pedals supposedly deters, or failing that, at least hampers, opportunistic thievery. m2racer Orbs would definately deter a theif -- somebody would have to bring pedals, or carry the bike away. I can't imagine riding them in sneakers.. http://www.m2racer.com/products.php?cat=2 -- Rick Onanian |
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