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French all set to Celebrate a Win
William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September
1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of such an historic Battle -- Davey Crockett - No 4Q to Reply |
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Davey Crockett wrote:
William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September 1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of such an historic Battle Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a ******* |
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"Dan Gregory" wrote in message
... Davey Crockett wrote: William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September 1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of such an historic Battle Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a ******* Syria and Iran are opening producing poison gas and arming long range missiles with it and have been quoted in newspapers as advocating open warfare with Israel. Democrats have been working hard to distance the USA from Israel in order to give the Arab nations the ability to attack Israel without chancing the USA entering on the side of Israel. With any luck, the first thing that Israel will do when attacked is to assassinate every Democrat who voted to leave Israel to her own devices and hence enabled the attacks which are going to be a great deal more deadly than previous wars. |
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French all set to Celebrate a Win
* Dan Gregory a écrit profondement:
| | Davey Crockett wrote: | William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September | 1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate | | But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of | such an historic Battle | | Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a ******* Now the minstrels sing of an English king of many long years ago He ruled his land with an iron hand though his morals were weak and low His only other garment was a dirty yeller shirt With which he tried to hide his hide but he couldn't hide the dirt. (Chorus Below) He was dirty and lousy and full of fleas But he had his women by twos and threes God bless the ******* King of England. Now the Queen of Spain was an amorous Jane And a Horny Bitch was she She loved to Fool with the Royal Tool whilst on the Royal Knee. So she sent a royal message with a royal messenger To invite the King of England down to spend the night with her. (Chorus) Well when Phillip of France he heard it by chance He declared before his court, "The Queen prefers my rival just because I'm somewhat short." So he sent the Duke of Suffering-Sap To give to the Queen a dose of Clap To pass it on to the ******* King of England. (Chorus) When the King of England heard the news He cursed the Gallic farce He up and swore by the royal whore he'd have the Frenchman's arse He offered half the royal purse and a piece of Queen Hortense To any British subject who'd undo the King of France. (Chorus) So the Earl of Sussex jumped on his horse and straightway rode to France Where he made a pass and he stripped the sash from Phillip's pajama pants And on the Royal Dong he slipped a thong Leaped on his horse and galloped along Draggin' the Frenchman back to merry England. (Chorus) When the King of England he saw the sight he felt in a faint on the floor For during the ride his rival's Cock was stretched a yard or more And all the Whores of England came down to London town And shouted 'round the battlements, "To hell with the British crown." So Phillip of France usurped the throne His scepter was the royal bone With which he bitched the ******* King of England. (Chorus) -- Davey Crockett - No 4Q to Reply |
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French all set to Celebrate a Win
In article , "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com
wrote: "Dan Gregory" wrote in message ... Davey Crockett wrote: William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September 1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of such an historic Battle Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a ******* Syria and Iran are opening producing poison gas and arming long range missiles with it and have been quoted in newspapers as advocating open warfare with Israel. hey Tom, doesn't all that sound familiar? It was only a few years ago we were hearing the very same crap about Iraq. Remember that big speech Colin Powell (who you described as "a man of rather towering intellect" back then) gave at the UN? And do you remember how all the grave things he warned us of turned out? Do you recall him saying recently that that speech was something of a huge blot on his record? Democrats have been working hard to distance the USA from Israel in order to give the Arab nations the ability to attack Israel without chancing the USA entering on the side of Israel. This is laughable. With any luck, the first thing that Israel will do when attacked is to assassinate every Democrat who voted to leave Israel to her own devices and hence enabled the attacks which are going to be a great deal more deadly than previous wars. This is bordering on criminal. -- tanx, Howard Faberge eggs are elegant but I prefer Faberge bacon. remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok? |
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