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Old September 28th 07, 09:47 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Davey Crockett[_5_]
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William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September
1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate

But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of
such an historic Battle

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Old September 28th 07, 08:50 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Dan Gregory
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Davey Crockett wrote:
William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September
1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate

But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of
such an historic Battle

Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a *******
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Old September 28th 07, 09:13 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Tom Kunich
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"Dan Gregory" wrote in message
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Davey Crockett wrote:
William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September
1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate

But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of
such an historic Battle

Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a *******


Syria and Iran are opening producing poison gas and arming long range
missiles with it and have been quoted in newspapers as advocating open
warfare with Israel.

Democrats have been working hard to distance the USA from Israel in order to
give the Arab nations the ability to attack Israel without chancing the USA
entering on the side of Israel.

With any luck, the first thing that Israel will do when attacked is to
assassinate every Democrat who voted to leave Israel to her own devices and
hence enabled the attacks which are going to be a great deal more deadly
than previous wars.

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Old September 28th 07, 10:13 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Davey Crockett[_5_]
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* Dan Gregory a écrit profondement:
|
| Davey Crockett wrote:
| William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September
| 1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate
|
| But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of
| such an historic Battle
|
| Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a *******


Now the minstrels sing of an English king of many long years ago
He ruled his land with an iron hand though his morals were weak and low
His only other garment was a dirty yeller shirt
With which he tried to hide his hide but he couldn't hide the dirt.

(Chorus Below)

He was dirty and lousy and full of fleas
But he had his women by twos and threes
God bless the ******* King of England.

Now the Queen of Spain was an amorous Jane
And a Horny Bitch was she
She loved to Fool with the Royal Tool whilst on the Royal Knee.
So she sent a royal message with a royal messenger
To invite the King of England down to spend the night with her.

(Chorus)

Well when Phillip of France he heard it by chance
He declared before his court,
"The Queen prefers my rival just because I'm somewhat short."
So he sent the Duke of Suffering-Sap
To give to the Queen a dose of Clap
To pass it on to the ******* King of England.

(Chorus)

When the King of England heard the news
He cursed the Gallic farce
He up and swore by the royal whore he'd have the Frenchman's arse
He offered half the royal purse and a piece of Queen Hortense
To any British subject who'd undo the King of France.

(Chorus)

So the Earl of Sussex jumped on his horse and straightway rode to France
Where he made a pass and he stripped the sash from Phillip's pajama pants
And on the Royal Dong he slipped a thong
Leaped on his horse and galloped along
Draggin' the Frenchman back to merry England.

(Chorus)

When the King of England he saw the sight he felt in a faint on the floor
For during the ride his rival's Cock was stretched a yard or more
And all the Whores of England came down to London town
And shouted 'round the battlements, "To hell with the British crown."
So Phillip of France usurped the throne
His scepter was the royal bone
With which he bitched the ******* King of England.

(Chorus)

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Old September 29th 07, 01:52 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Howard Kveck
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In article , "Tom Kunich" cyclintom@yahoo. com
wrote:

"Dan Gregory" wrote in message
...
Davey Crockett wrote:
William the Conqueror invaded England on this day, 28th. September
1066 so the Froggies need to celebrate

But unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any events today worthy of
such an historic Battle

Guillaume le Bâtard was a Norse as well as a *******


Syria and Iran are opening producing poison gas and arming long range
missiles with it and have been quoted in newspapers as advocating open
warfare with Israel.


hey Tom, doesn't all that sound familiar? It was only a few years ago we were
hearing the very same crap about Iraq. Remember that big speech Colin Powell (who you
described as "a man of rather towering intellect" back then) gave at the UN? And do
you remember how all the grave things he warned us of turned out? Do you recall him
saying recently that that speech was something of a huge blot on his record?

Democrats have been working hard to distance the USA from Israel in order to
give the Arab nations the ability to attack Israel without chancing the USA
entering on the side of Israel.


This is laughable.

With any luck, the first thing that Israel will do when attacked is to
assassinate every Democrat who voted to leave Israel to her own devices and
hence enabled the attacks which are going to be a great deal more deadly
than previous wars.


This is bordering on criminal.

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Howard

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