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A meeting with plod on Friday
On Sat, 19 May 2012 23:20:31 -0700 (PDT), Simon Mason
wrote: On May 19, 7:54*pm, Tony Dragon wrote: On 19/05/2012 19:32, Simon Mason wrote: "Tony Dragon" wrote in message ... On 08/05/2012 18:21, Simon Mason wrote: I have a meeting with Humberside Police scheduled for 1100 this Friday in connection with two counts of dangerous driving that I wish to report in connection with the following incident. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/roadrage.wmv I will report back in due course. You've had a week, how about an interim report. I did not bother in the end. It turned out that I would have had to cycle to Queen's Gardens in the city centre at 1100, make a statement then as I was due to be at work for 1430 would have had to freeze my nuts off for two hours with best result that he may get a ticking off, so I would have ended up more inconvenienced than he would have been. When I rang up to cancel, plod was most upset as he was a cyclist himself and wanted to see if he could prosecute the driver. -- Simon Mason Translation #1 *'I bottled it' Translation #2 *'It was all lies, so here is a lie to cover up the other lies' Why should I have "bottled it"? I can give you the incident log number if you wish and you can check yourself with Humberside Police - in fact I will photocopy it when I get home. I simply could not be arsed. that's all. Right - so you phone up - they give you an incident number (all OK up to now) You then have second thoughts (after seeing what people posted here - ie the people you call trolls) when they have said that they wanted to see the footage - and what do you do? Bottle it. No, ifs, buts, or maybes. You bottled it. -- Simon Mason used to post from BP Chemicals where he works. He repeatedly said that he was wasting BP's time; and not his own time - like other posters were. After the BP AGM in April 2012 Mason suddenly stopped posting from a BP IP address. People have asked why - but he won't say :-) |
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"Ian Jackson" wrote in message ... Translation #1 'I bottled it' Translation #2 'It was all lies, so here is a lie to cover up the other lies' Why should I have "bottled it"? I can give you the incident log number if you wish and you can check yourself with Humberside Police - in fact I will photocopy it when I get home. I simply could not be arsed. that's all. "Not being arsed" to do anything about it is how the vast majority of motorists (and probably also cyclists) feel about the daily incidents and near-accidents they experience when out on their travels. It's a sign of maturity, and shows you have a realistic view of the world. If you are also starting to feel the same, then welcome to the grown-ups' club. I told the cop the same thing - if I had reported every single road rage incident and act of aggression towards me it would be a full time job. I *was* going to go ahead with this one as it was particularly nasty and he agreed, but in the end it would be me that got inconvenienced not the drivers. Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg -- Simon Mason |
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On Sun, 20 May 2012 20:58:31 +0100, Simon Mason ventured forth with :
"Ian Jackson" wrote in message ... Translation #1 'I bottled it' Translation #2 'It was all lies, so here is a lie to cover up the other lies' Why should I have "bottled it"? I can give you the incident log number if you wish and you can check yourself with Humberside Police - in fact I will photocopy it when I get home. I simply could not be arsed. that's all. "Not being arsed" to do anything about it is how the vast majority of motorists (and probably also cyclists) feel about the daily incidents and near-accidents they experience when out on their travels. It's a sign of maturity, and shows you have a realistic view of the world. If you are also starting to feel the same, then welcome to the grown-ups' club. I told the cop the same thing - if I had reported every single road rage incident and act of aggression towards me it would be a full time job. I *was* going to go ahead with this one as it was particularly nasty and he agreed, but in the end it would be me that got inconvenienced not the drivers. Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg Is there a reason that you haven't scanned the original chit they give you with the crime reference on it? I'm sure even in Hull they don't give out manky bits of cardboard with numbers scribbled on them. So, is it a) You left it in your sweaty cycling shorts and it fell apart? b) You left it in your car c) Your dog/cat/self ate it d) You are full of ****? Hmm, I wonder.. -- Mike P |
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On 20/05/2012 21:08, Mike P wrote:
On Sun, 20 May 2012 20:58:31 +0100, Simon Mason ventured forth with : "Ian wrote in message ... Translation #1 'I bottled it' Translation #2 'It was all lies, so here is a lie to cover up the other lies' Why should I have "bottled it"? I can give you the incident log number if you wish and you can check yourself with Humberside Police - in fact I will photocopy it when I get home. I simply could not be arsed. that's all. "Not being arsed" to do anything about it is how the vast majority of motorists (and probably also cyclists) feel about the daily incidents and near-accidents they experience when out on their travels. It's a sign of maturity, and shows you have a realistic view of the world. If you are also starting to feel the same, then welcome to the grown-ups' club. I told the cop the same thing - if I had reported every single road rage incident and act of aggression towards me it would be a full time job. I *was* going to go ahead with this one as it was particularly nasty and he agreed, but in the end it would be me that got inconvenienced not the drivers. Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg Is there a reason that you haven't scanned the original chit they give you with the crime reference on it? I'm sure even in Hull they don't give out manky bits of cardboard with numbers scribbled on them. So, is it a) You left it in your sweaty cycling shorts and it fell apart? b) You left it in your car c) Your dog/cat/self ate it d) You are full of ****? Hmm, I wonder.. What a bell end that bloke is. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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Mike P wrote:
d) You are full of ****? Hmm, I wonder.. I don't. The **** has claimed that I sent him email, for example, and I have done no such thing and have no interest in communicating with the demented *******. Not just full of ****, but running over with it. |
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On 20/05/2012 20:58, Simon Mason wrote:
"Ian Jackson" wrote in message ... Translation #1 'I bottled it' Translation #2 'It was all lies, so here is a lie to cover up the other lies' Why should I have "bottled it"? I can give you the incident log number if you wish and you can check yourself with Humberside Police - in fact I will photocopy it when I get home. I simply could not be arsed. that's all. "Not being arsed" to do anything about it is how the vast majority of motorists (and probably also cyclists) feel about the daily incidents and near-accidents they experience when out on their travels. It's a sign of maturity, and shows you have a realistic view of the world. If you are also starting to feel the same, then welcome to the grown-ups' club. I told the cop the same thing - if I had reported every single road rage incident and act of aggression towards me it would be a full time job. I *was* going to go ahead with this one as it was particularly nasty and he agreed, but in the end it would be me that got inconvenienced not the drivers. Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg -- Simon Mason Oh look, that car is for sale at a dealer in Hull. http://www.allrightautos.co.uk/used/...shire/13283203 |
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Simon Mason wrote:
Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar. Means squat. Here's the crime number for the time that you tried to punch Mel Gibson in the teeth, missed and ended up breaking the window of a car: 445 http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg Awww look, you got one of the children to scrawl it out for you. I bet you can't wait until they develop some hand-eye coordination. |
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On Sun, 20 May 2012 21:30:57 +0100, Tony Dragon ventured forth with :
On 20/05/2012 20:58, Simon Mason wrote: "Ian Jackson" wrote in message ... Translation #1 'I bottled it' Translation #2 'It was all lies, so here is a lie to cover up the other lies' Why should I have "bottled it"? I can give you the incident log number if you wish and you can check yourself with Humberside Police - in fact I will photocopy it when I get home. I simply could not be arsed. that's all. "Not being arsed" to do anything about it is how the vast majority of motorists (and probably also cyclists) feel about the daily incidents and near-accidents they experience when out on their travels. It's a sign of maturity, and shows you have a realistic view of the world. If you are also starting to feel the same, then welcome to the grown-ups' club. I told the cop the same thing - if I had reported every single road rage incident and act of aggression towards me it would be a full time job. I *was* going to go ahead with this one as it was particularly nasty and he agreed, but in the end it would be me that got inconvenienced not the drivers. Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg -- Simon Mason Oh look, that car is for sale at a dealer in Hull. http://www.allrightautos.co.uk/used/...Gt%20Tdi/Hull/ East%20Yorkshire/13283203 Ha ha what an utter ****. Ha ha. -- Mike P |
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On Sun, 20 May 2012 21:23:47 +0100, Steve Firth ventured forth with :
Mike P wrote: d) You are full of ****? Hmm, I wonder.. I don't. The **** has claimed that I sent him email, for example, and I have done no such thing and have no interest in communicating with the demented *******. Not just full of ****, but running over with it. Yes, quite. I'm sure that you won't mind if I ask Mr. Mason to post the email he claimed you sent him, complete with headers here as proof? -- Mike P |
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On 20/05/2012 21:46, Mike P wrote:
On Sun, 20 May 2012 21:30:57 +0100, Tony Dragon ventured forth with : On 20/05/2012 20:58, Simon Mason wrote: "Ian wrote in message ... Translation #1 'I bottled it' Translation #2 'It was all lies, so here is a lie to cover up the other lies' Why should I have "bottled it"? I can give you the incident log number if you wish and you can check yourself with Humberside Police - in fact I will photocopy it when I get home. I simply could not be arsed. that's all. "Not being arsed" to do anything about it is how the vast majority of motorists (and probably also cyclists) feel about the daily incidents and near-accidents they experience when out on their travels. It's a sign of maturity, and shows you have a realistic view of the world. If you are also starting to feel the same, then welcome to the grown-ups' club. I told the cop the same thing - if I had reported every single road rage incident and act of aggression towards me it would be a full time job. I *was* going to go ahead with this one as it was particularly nasty and he agreed, but in the end it would be me that got inconvenienced not the drivers. Here is the crime number for the people who called me a liar. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/crimenr.jpg -- Simon Mason Oh look, that car is for sale at a dealer in Hull. http://www.allrightautos.co.uk/used/...Gt%20Tdi/Hull/ East%20Yorkshire/13283203 Ha ha what an utter ****. Ha ha. Complete & utter ****wit. Beyond parody. -- Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster University |
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