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Old March 23rd 18, 12:54 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
soup[_8_]
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Default Arrogant BMW driver gets his car scratched

On 22/03/2018 18:50, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, March 22, 2018 at 9:33:08 AM UTC, wrote:
Oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...MW-driver.html


First thoughts, why get upset about such a minor inconvenience.


Yeah mine too.
Surely a "(*&^ing &^%ts like that must have bought their license" as you
cycle past would do. But all those histrionics and delays, why not just
let it wash over you and live longer . Sure some things are worth, nay
must be, fighting/fought over, but with such a quiet road cycling round
would seem to be a 'no-brainer'.
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Old March 23rd 18, 03:18 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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Default Arrogant BMW driver gets his car scratched

On 23/03/2018 12:54, soup wrote:
On 22/03/2018 18:50, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, March 22, 2018 at 9:33:08 AM UTC, wrote:
Oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...MW-driver.html


First thoughts, why get upset about such a minor inconvenience.


Yeah mine too.
Surely a "(*&^ing &^%ts like that must have bought their license" as you
cycle past would do.Â* But all those histrionics and delays, why not just
let it wash over you and live longer .Â* Sure some things are worth, nay
must be, fighting/fought over, but with such a quiet road cycling round
would seem to be a 'no-brainer'.


Cyclists do seem to have odd ideas, such as not braking when it would
avoid a collision 'because they are in the right' Mowing down
pedestrians when they could avoid them 'because the pedestrian shouldn't
be there impeding the cyclist' Climbing over level crossing gates
'because their journey is more important than anyone else's' Riding
without lights 'because they can see OK' etc. etc.
  #13  
Old March 23rd 18, 04:08 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Arrogant BMW driver gets his car scratched

On Friday, March 23, 2018 at 3:18:32 PM UTC, MrCheerful wrote:
On 23/03/2018 12:54, soup wrote:
On 22/03/2018 18:50, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, March 22, 2018 at 9:33:08 AM UTC, wrote:
Oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...MW-driver.html


First thoughts, why get upset about such a minor inconvenience.


Yeah mine too.
Surely a "(*&^ing &^%ts like that must have bought their license" as you
cycle past would do.Â* But all those histrionics and delays, why not just
let it wash over you and live longer .Â* Sure some things are worth, nay
must be, fighting/fought over, but with such a quiet road cycling round
would seem to be a 'no-brainer'.


Cyclists do seem to have odd ideas, such as not braking when it would
avoid a collision 'because they are in the right' Mowing down
pedestrians when they could avoid them 'because the pedestrian shouldn't
be there impeding the cyclist' Climbing over level crossing gates
'because their journey is more important than anyone else's' Riding
without lights 'because they can see OK' etc. etc.


I get it, it is Friday and you are facing a lonely weekend in your council bedsit so you need to believe there is someone worse off than you.

Can you explain why you feel more lonely on weekends rather than weekdays since you have never had a job.

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Old March 23rd 18, 05:03 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Arrogant BMW driver gets his car scratched

On Friday, March 23, 2018 at 9:49:49 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 23/03/18 18:52, Bod wrote:
On 22/03/2018 21:41, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
On 22/03/2018 19:47, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
Oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...MW-driver.html


"Passers-by can be heard telling the cyclist to simply pedal around
it but he refuses - before scraping the side of the expensive
vehicle with his bike and fleeing the scene".

Yup, typical stupid, cowardly cyclist. Damages a vehicle that he
can't possibly afford and then scarpers.
****.


Good job that pedestrians don't generally kick the spokes out of every
bicycle on the pavement, mind you it would quickly reduce the public
nuisance that they are.

They always back down when I confront them. Some are like apes with
the same
IQ. No intelligent person rides a bicycle.



https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ei...iw=877&bih=437


AE was unintelligent according to the Pounder.


Can you buy balancer wheels for adult bicycles?
If so we should 'Crowd Fund' a bicycle for Pounder since he seems to be jealous of those of use who are able to travel without a motorised womb.

If all else fails we can buy him some of these

https://www.amazon.co.uk/GOWE-Pure-T...eflon+tweezers

So at least he will be able to masturbate himself to sleep.



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Old March 24th 18, 08:21 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Simon Jester
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Default Arrogant BMW driver gets his car scratched

On Thursday, March 22, 2018 at 9:42:33 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
On 22/03/2018 19:47, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
Oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...MW-driver.html

"Passers-by can be heard telling the cyclist to simply pedal around
it but he refuses - before scraping the side of the expensive
vehicle with his bike and fleeing the scene".

Yup, typical stupid, cowardly cyclist. Damages a vehicle that he
can't possibly afford and then scarpers.
****.


Good job that pedestrians don't generally kick the spokes out of every
bicycle on the pavement, mind you it would quickly reduce the public
nuisance that they are.


They always back down when I confront them. Some are like apes with the same
IQ. No intelligent person rides a bicycle.


http://road.cc/content/news/228699-u...s-because-they

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Old March 24th 18, 09:17 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default Arrogant BMW driver gets his car scratched

On 24/03/18 06:03, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, March 23, 2018 at 9:49:49 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 23/03/18 18:52, Bod wrote:
On 22/03/2018 21:41, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
On 22/03/2018 19:47, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
Oh dear!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...MW-driver.html


"Passers-by can be heard telling the cyclist to simply pedal around
it but he refuses - before scraping the side of the expensive
vehicle with his bike and fleeing the scene".

Yup, typical stupid, cowardly cyclist. Damages a vehicle that he
can't possibly afford and then scarpers.
****.


Good job that pedestrians don't generally kick the spokes out of every
bicycle on the pavement, mind you it would quickly reduce the public
nuisance that they are.

They always back down when I confront them. Some are like apes with
the same
IQ. No intelligent person rides a bicycle.



https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ei...iw=877&bih=437


AE was unintelligent according to the Pounder.


Can you buy balancer wheels for adult bicycles?
If so we should 'Crowd Fund' a bicycle for Pounder since he seems to be jealous of those of use who are able to travel without a motorised womb.

If all else fails we can buy him some of these

https://www.amazon.co.uk/GOWE-Pure-T...eflon+tweezers

So at least he will be able to masturbate himself to sleep.



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